Celebrity Paedogeddon and old men yelling at clouds

That Pitchfork story seems pretty salacious to me. Reminds me of the Aziz Ansari article from a few years back. Most people's sex lives probably come off sounding creepy and gross when written about after the fact. I mean just look in the match.com thread.

The match.com thread is mostly men complaining about not having sex and wanking eachother off.

Warren Beatty

www.theguardian.com/film/2022/nov/09/warren-beatty-lawsuit-1973-coercion-sex-allegation

Having read a lot of rock biographies, movie books and general stuff about the late-60s and 70s over the years I’m pretty sure you could arrest literally any male star from the era and they’d have something to hide

The first part of an investigation is building a relationship tree and seeing how all involved parties relate to each other.

The police are underfunded and can't afford a super-computer that could handle the logic of the following:


In 1993, Wyman's son Stephen Wyman married Patsy Smith, the 46-year-old mother of Bill's ex-wife Mandy Smith. Stephen was 30 years old at the time. Therefore, Bill became the father-in-law of his ex-mother-in-law as well as the stepgrandfather of his former wife.

As you stand at the altar exchanging vows, surely all you can be thinking is “my dad’s shagged your daughter”

Sounds pretty normal, but I am an inbred Mackem.

didn't he get partially cancelled a year or so back after the hilarious "getting yer knob out and waving it in front of your co workers" stories finally hit mainstream media?

So it would seem everybody’s favourite new alt right nutter Russell brand is a bit Rapey

Pikachu, his face surprised.

I think there were rumours that the sexual predator that Katherine Ryan was taking about was him.

Yeah, either him or perineal cunt, David Walliams.

I remember an episode of something (Buzzcocks?) where they were joking about being able to get another guest “any girl in Camden”, so this sort of thing coming out is no surprise. Depressing and noncey to be sure but it doesn’t seem too far from what anyone would guess.

I saw a rumour that Waliams had been advised by his publisher to not talk about a particular sexual encounter/relationship as it would basically be quite incriminating to do so.

All three would fit the profile of a well established and powerful figure in tv would is in such a strong position even she would be risking her career if she wanted to name him. She talks to Sara Pascoe about it on that Amazon backstage show too.

David O’Doherty has a good answer to the ‘why not name them/don’t accuse anyone who hasn’t been convicted’ brigade

http://instagram.com/p/Cla-EthA-mx

Post-Saville, it being a completely open secret that two currently working millionaires are such wrong uns that people name them with a high degree of confidence every time something like this comes up is amazing.

And must be a huge relief to Noel Fielding.

Trigger pulled a face.