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Post by drhickman1983 on Jul 28, 2022 9:51:36 GMT
The queen's gem encrusted dildo sounds like it would chaffe. I guess if they're well polished it would just add a pleasurable ribbed effect.
I dunno, I just find I have plenty of greater issues with the royals than infidelity. Unless of course they're being a bit rapey or paedoish I can't say I care if any of them are sleeping around.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jul 28, 2022 9:53:21 GMT
What if it's the Queen
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jul 28, 2022 9:53:52 GMT
The Royal Family are our pets. Its in the public interest to know everything they do. He's going to be King one day and 'I pay women to do me up the arse' doesnt quite project the same regal majesty as Are Liz.
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Post by dogbot on Jul 28, 2022 9:55:06 GMT
The queen's gem encrusted dildo sounds like it would chaffe. I guess if they're well polished it would just add a pleasurable ribbed effect. I dunno, I just find I have plenty of greater issues with the royals than infidelity. Unless of course they're being a bit rapey or paedoish I can't say I care if any of them are sleeping around. No, I don't really care fwiw. Just they've gone to quite some lengths to portray Wills as the worthy one as opposed to that Harry, who dared to marry a mixed race girl far below his station, so the "revelation" is amusing. It's absolutely not at the levels of Prince Andrew the Sweaty Peado. |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 28, 2022 9:56:52 GMT
The royal family: THEY'RE JUST LIKE US
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Post by cubby on Jul 28, 2022 10:00:18 GMT
So are we taking a post from deuxmoi as fact now? That cesspit of pure reason? I have no idea what that is, but it sounds like a cesspit writing about a cesspit. It's just a bunch of anonymous posts sent in by anonymous people and posted by a group of people who are anonymous. It's all conjecture with no facts, and it's encouraged a whole load of stalking of celebrities. The only saving grace was its initial focus on mundane shit but now it's swerving to salacious gossip. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jul 28, 2022 10:01:22 GMT
The best kind
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Post by dogbot on Jul 28, 2022 10:03:24 GMT
I have no idea what that is, but it sounds like a cesspit writing about a cesspit. It's just a bunch of anonymous posts sent in by anonymous people and posted by a group of people who are anonymous. It's all conjecture with no facts, and it's encouraged a whole load of stalking of celebrities. The only saving grace was its initial focus on mundane shit but now it's swerving to salacious gossip. Fair enough and I don't support that. I don't see any of the social media stuff until it makes its way here, anyway. But the Will the Shagger stuff has been a bit of a hush hush, open secret is certain quarters (News, as Nick suggested; Household guards etc) for quite a while now. Half a decade at least, rather than a few months. |
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jul 28, 2022 10:13:51 GMT
I mean, you will literally be able to see it yourself. 'The Prince of Pegging' is trending nationally on twitter and not a single news outlet will pick it up.
Although, now that I have typed that out, the hashtag itself pretty much ensured that so whatever.
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Post by lordofthedunce on Jul 28, 2022 10:26:47 GMT
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Jul 28, 2022 11:04:02 GMT
He seems like he'd be into pegging.
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Post by Dougs on Jul 28, 2022 11:36:41 GMT
The other half works in news and Wills being a love rat is up there with Saville being a wrong un' in terms of things literally everyone knows about. The gutter press alone have bought and squashed a harems worth of kiss and tell stories. Yep, all very common knowledge. |
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Post by cubby on Jul 28, 2022 12:23:11 GMT
I don't know how you can trust a press that actively kept Savile, Weinstein and now allegedly this all under wraps with a whole jokey jokey "it's an open secret" attitude about it all. They clearly give no fucks about anything until they have absolutely no other option to report on it, and usually far too late.
It's got to a point where people trust shit they read on various unverified social media accounts more than they do the main stream press, because they've done such a bad job of giving people any reason to trust that they're interested in the truth.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jul 28, 2022 13:13:52 GMT
I mean, theres news and then theres "news" and I give very few fucks about who is shagging who and I dont think it really deserves or needs to be reported on at all. Its more the abject hypocrisy of reporting this kind of shit when its a love island contestant or a b-list actor and then sitting on it when its a member of the royal family.
Really, who cares if Wills has porked his way around half of London or likes it up the arse? Other than old women and people who dress up in union jack suits, obvs.
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Post by elstoof on Jul 28, 2022 13:55:58 GMT
Peak Ginger Spice at the Brits would’ve been an experience at least
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Post by elstoof on Jul 28, 2022 14:00:33 GMT
If Kate Middleton is looking for some extremely vanilla extra marital interaction with no chance of emotional attachment, I volunteer to do my bit for the good of the nation
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 28, 2022 14:04:51 GMT
I hear she's a big fan of the forum.
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Post by 😎 on Jul 28, 2022 14:06:38 GMT
Unfortunately decks banned her
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jul 28, 2022 14:07:36 GMT
Would you ask her to keep her shoes on?
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Post by dogbot on Jul 28, 2022 14:07:54 GMT
You spelled banged wrong.
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Post by elstoof on Jul 28, 2022 14:21:18 GMT
The lights will be off and shoes don’t affect gentle missionary, so I don’t mind either way
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Post by anephric on Jul 28, 2022 14:23:28 GMT
Oh madam, it appears I am just preparatory to climax. Brace yourself, my dear.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jul 28, 2022 14:25:03 GMT
Im sure they would actually welcome an extra few feets depth for the gene pool
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 28, 2022 14:50:56 GMT
I guess every little helps when it's as deep as a puddle.
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Post by cubby on Jul 28, 2022 14:56:08 GMT
I mean, theres news and then theres "news" and I give very few fucks about who is shagging who and I dont think it really deserves or needs to be reported on at all. Its more the abject hypocrisy of reporting this kind of shit when its a love island contestant or a b-list actor and then sitting on it when its a member of the royal family. I don't disagree at all wrt to the pegging Prince, peg away Prince willy. It's mainly the sense that the news feel like they are the arbiters of what we should know, when really it's only their own self interest driving it. We used to have an idealised version of the intrepid reporter exposing the truth at whatever cost, and now it's what will it cost ya? |
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Post by elstoof on Jul 28, 2022 14:57:59 GMT
Extra feet is always the worry when you’re that inbred
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Post by Dougs on Jul 28, 2022 15:03:09 GMT
I imagine there are super-injunctions up the ying Yang. As it were.
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Post by 😎 on Jul 28, 2022 15:05:33 GMT
It's mainly the sense that the news feel like they are the arbiters of what we should know, when really it's only their own self interest driving it. /gestures broadly at media since the dawn of time |
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Post by X201 on Jul 28, 2022 15:19:03 GMT
and then sitting on it when its a member of the royal family. Freudian slip? |
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Post by Nemesis on Jul 28, 2022 15:28:43 GMT
Shit happens.
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