mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Aug 25, 2024 19:54:35 GMT
I bet the tattoo artist was mortarfied.
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sport✅
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notice me senpai
I want to claim my tits
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Post by sport✅ on Aug 25, 2024 19:59:51 GMT
"writing 'sorry' on your cock really isn't appropriate, Jenas" I tried that, but for some reason “Sor” didn’t make sense to her  Could've gone with "soz". or maybe shorten "So Sorry" to "SS". |
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Post by rawshark on Aug 25, 2024 20:32:55 GMT
Way back in the day I met a girl on holiday (Loret de Mar - classy) who said her boyfriend had a superman symbol tattooed on his penis.
Just thinking about the logistics - he’d need to be erect while it was being done, right? Or it would have been like drawing on play doh.
And to that end, when he went soft would the S become lower case? Many unanswered questions.
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Lukus
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Post by Lukus on Aug 25, 2024 20:54:14 GMT
That's quite an elaborate 'I'm not interested'.
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Post by rawshark on Aug 25, 2024 21:08:03 GMT
Can you blame her? Her boyfriend had a superdick
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Lukus
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Post by Lukus on Aug 25, 2024 21:16:45 GMT
Member of steal
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Lizard
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I love ploughmans
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Post by Lizard on Aug 25, 2024 21:17:13 GMT
Superman always seemed to be making up for something IMO.
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Post by rawshark on Aug 25, 2024 21:26:43 GMT
Yeah Kal-el was definitely overcompensating.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 25, 2024 21:29:15 GMT
I see what you did there..
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Aug 25, 2024 21:38:57 GMT
I don't understand how supes didn't end up killing Lois. Every other part of his body was either shooting out lasers or faster than the speed of sound.
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Lukus
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Post by Lukus on Aug 25, 2024 21:41:58 GMT
Kryptonite Kondoms
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Aug 25, 2024 21:42:02 GMT
Everything about him screams impotency.
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Post by rawshark on Aug 25, 2024 21:52:40 GMT
Faked every orgasm and finished in the en suite. Not that unusual.
And by “finished” I mean “stared sadly at the mirror”.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Aug 25, 2024 21:58:53 GMT
Silently weeps whenever he sees a blue diamond.
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Post by elstoof on Aug 26, 2024 1:59:55 GMT
He cums faster than a speeding bullet
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Post by Danno on Aug 26, 2024 2:42:15 GMT
I love this place
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Post by LegendaryApe on Aug 26, 2024 4:49:45 GMT
I bet the tattoo artist was mortarfied. They were worried they'd cock it up |
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Post by Bill in the rain on Aug 26, 2024 4:58:14 GMT
Danno, earlier:  |
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Post by mothercruncher on Aug 26, 2024 6:22:47 GMT
We’re all “members” here, never forget.
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X201
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Post by X201 on Aug 26, 2024 7:35:03 GMT
A tattoo artist I know once had to do a brickwork design on someone's love-length. Guy wanted to be a lighthouse, apparently. Bell Rock? |
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Post by Nemesis on Aug 26, 2024 10:27:37 GMT
Whatever Gets You Through the Day.....
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Post by baihu1983 on Sept 6, 2024 20:29:28 GMT
When you say you know people are going to say it's a terrible thing.. don't finish the sentence
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 6, 2024 20:34:55 GMT
Love how both his lawyers turn to face him when he says that particular line.
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Ulythium
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 6, 2024 23:11:31 GMT
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 7, 2024 0:13:09 GMT
Posted without comment.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 7, 2024 6:07:54 GMT
That's a similar physical position the one he'd find himself in if he was sent to prison
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Vortex
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Harvey Weinstein's Tattered Penis
is apparently a mangina.
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Post by Vortex on Sept 7, 2024 12:02:49 GMT
Does he think this volte-face will stop him going to jail or something?
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Vortex
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Harvey Weinstein's Tattered Penis
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Post by Vortex on Sept 7, 2024 12:03:07 GMT
Such a fraud of a human being.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 7, 2024 12:15:25 GMT
Commit some rape, a spot of grooming and other general sexual assault then pop on a cross necklace and before you know it you're a child of light.
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Ulythium
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 7, 2024 12:34:45 GMT
Gotta admit, a predilection for predatory sexual behaviour *does* go hand-in-hand with evangelical Christianity.
Speaking of batshit cults and sexual predators, apparently Linkin Park's new singer is a Scientologist who supported Danny Masterson during his rape trial (per Cedric from At the Drive-In/Mars Volta).
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