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Post by Nanocrystal on Nov 5, 2021 19:42:15 GMT
Wife bought me a pogo stick for my birthday, but I bounced off it pretty hard.
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Post by Danno on Nov 5, 2021 19:43:15 GMT
What do you call a hippy's wife?
Missisippi
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nexus6
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Post by nexus6 on Nov 5, 2021 20:34:47 GMT
Knock knock
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Post by Danno on Nov 5, 2021 20:40:28 GMT
Who's there
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Post by retro74 on Nov 5, 2021 23:08:32 GMT
Two snowman in a field, one says to the other “can you smell carrots?”
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Post by retro74 on Nov 5, 2021 23:09:19 GMT
Other snowman replies “yeah I can, and my arms feel all sticky”
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Post by Zuluhero on Nov 6, 2021 8:03:30 GMT
Went to the cinema last night. In front of me was a man with a dog on his lap. The dog seemed really engrossed in the movie. When it ended, I said to the owner, "This is going to sound weird, but your dog really seemed to enjoy that film". "Yeah, I was surprised too," he replied, "he really hated the book."
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nexus6
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Post by nexus6 on Nov 6, 2021 9:32:30 GMT
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Post by Danno on Nov 6, 2021 13:07:15 GMT
Europe Who?
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MolarAm🔵
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Nov 6, 2021 13:17:50 GMT
Did you hear about the blind man who fell down a well
Turns out he didn't see that well
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nexus6
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Post by nexus6 on Nov 6, 2021 16:33:26 GMT
Excuse me?! How dare you call me such a nasty name?! 😡 |
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Post by Sarfrin on Nov 6, 2021 17:23:36 GMT
I'd like to say this thread has been definitively answered in the negative but I've just done the Europe joke to both my kids and thoroughly entertained myself in the process.
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Post by jeepers on Nov 6, 2021 17:45:18 GMT
They’re going to love the “I’m up” version then.
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Post by jeepers on Nov 6, 2021 17:45:41 GMT
Or the “I smell of puh” one.
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Post by Sarfrin on Nov 6, 2021 19:41:52 GMT
They’re going to love the “I’m up” version then. They didn't fall for it.  |
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Post by Bill in the rain on Nov 7, 2021 6:59:53 GMT
If they're into poo type jokes:
3 friends go to an amusement park. While they're walking around they meet a wizard and he says 'this is a magic slide. When you slide down you can ask for whatever you want and you'll receive it!'
The first friend goes to the top of the slide and slides down. As he's sliding he shouts 'Money' and at the end of the slide he lands in a huge pile of money.
The next friend sees this and climbs up the slide. As he slides down he shouts 'treasure' and he lands in a big pile of diamonds and rubies.
The third friends climbs the slide, and as he slides down he shouts "Weeeeeeeeeee!"......
One of my kids faves.
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nexus6
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Post by nexus6 on Nov 7, 2021 9:06:44 GMT
What starts with ‘P’ and is about this long (hold hands a bit apart)?
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Post by azurelas on Mar 3, 2024 18:46:20 GMT
A man goes to the doctors and says "Doc, you gotta help me!"
The doctor says "What's your problem?"
The guy says "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'.. I give the missus a quick one, then go to work. On the way to work I car pool with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a blow job during the ride to work.. Once I get to work I do some work and at morning tea time I go into the photocopy room and have it off with the one of the young office girls. At lunch I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good bonking.. For afternoon tea I give the boss's wife a good servicing.. I then go home and slip the maid a few inches.. Then at night I give the missus another screw......"
"Well" said the doctor. "What's your problem?"
The guy says "Well, it hurts when I masturbate."
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minimatt
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Post by minimatt on Mar 3, 2024 22:04:12 GMT
What do you call a padlocked beehive? Un-bee-leave-able |
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