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Post by puddleduck on May 29, 2022 16:38:45 GMT
Time to buy your kids a drum kit.
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Post by Vortex on May 29, 2022 16:40:09 GMT
Ha! Fuck him.
Buy a trampoline and put it beside his fence so they can spy on him?
Sure he'dbe delighted with that. 😀
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2022 16:46:17 GMT
I hope you told him to fuck off.
There's always posts on the local Facebook group about kids being loudim gardens. Especially in the summer there seems to be daily posts about it.
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Post by jeepers on May 29, 2022 16:55:14 GMT
I hope you told him to fuck off. There's always posts on the local Facebook group about kids being loudim gardens. Especially in the summer there seems to be daily posts about it. I told him they were three and six and that children are loud sometimes. He’s always been a cunt. Before we moved in, our house was an AirBnB. He told me that when it was empty over the winter months and the central heating off, it made his house cold and when he asked the owners if they’d mind leaving the central heating on whilst it was unoccupied, they had the OUTRAGEOUS INDECENCY to refuse. People are fucking crazy. |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2022 16:56:20 GMT
Honestly, I would have struggled not to slam the door in his face.
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Post by technoish on May 29, 2022 16:57:17 GMT
Tbh that does suck, as they are "designed" to be occupied! But otherwise, yeah, he can go suck balls  |
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Post by Zomoniac on May 29, 2022 17:05:44 GMT
How about you fuck yourself you snide cunt? If you want silence, don’t live in a terraced house. Prick. I live in a detached house and can confirm kids in neighbouring gardens are loud and annoying even then. I’ve never complained though, because kids play in gardens and make squealing noises and none of the behaviour is objectively unreasonable, even if I don’t like it. |
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Post by jeepers on May 29, 2022 17:21:04 GMT
Yeah, that’s where I’ve ended up. Noise from kids can be annoying. But kids make noise and people have kids.
I’m not a great fan of his ratty little dog chewing his fucking squeak toy in the garden every hour of the day but so far I’ve managed not to shoot it. Suck it
up or fuck off.
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Post by sport✅ on May 29, 2022 17:26:26 GMT
Get your kids to throw over a Cadburys bar. Then he'll find it and slowly realise that the friends he never had were right next to him this whole time.
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 29, 2022 18:49:25 GMT
Get your kids to throw over a Cadburys bar. Then he'll find it and slowly realise that the friends he never had were right next to him this whole time. Poison his little dog you say |
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Post by jeepers on May 29, 2022 19:55:44 GMT
Get your kids to throw over a Cadburys bar. Then he'll find it and slowly realise that the friends he never had were right next to him this whole time. Poison his little dog you say I mentioned this idea to my wife. We agreed that it’s possibly an overreaction but worth keeping in our back pocket. |
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Post by Danno on May 29, 2022 20:31:26 GMT
Poison his little dog you say I mentioned this idea to my wife. We agreed that it’s possibly an overreaction but worth keeping in our back pocket. The dog didn't get to choose his owner, much as your kids didn't get to choose their parents. If he retaliates with poison ice cream I hope you take it well. |
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Post by JuniorFE on May 29, 2022 20:38:06 GMT
I mentioned this idea to my wife. We agreed that it’s possibly an overreaction but worth keeping in our back pocket. The dog didn't get to choose his owner, much as your kids didn't get to choose their parents. If he retaliates with poison ice cream I hope you take it well. Yeah I'd say leave the dog out of this. All joking aside it's the neighbor you have beef with in the end, the dog can't magically know it's being a nuisance nor did it conjure the squeak toy up on its own. Now if you're up against a dog wizard (a Labracadabrador if you will) I don't know what to tell you  |
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Post by jeepers on May 29, 2022 20:56:37 GMT
I mentioned this idea to my wife. We agreed that it’s possibly an overreaction but worth keeping in our back pocket. The dog didn't get to choose his owner, much as your kids didn't get to choose their parents. If he retaliates with poison ice cream I hope you take it well. Yes. You got me. I was definitely going to poison his dog. |
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Post by Danno on May 29, 2022 20:58:04 GMT
The dog didn't get to choose his owner, much as your kids didn't get to choose their parents. If he retaliates with poison ice cream I hope you take it well. Yes. You got me. I was definitely going to poison his dog. I knew it |
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Post by jeepers on May 29, 2022 21:00:10 GMT
I mean, there’s no point now. I already stoved its head in with a brick.
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Post by Danno on May 29, 2022 21:03:22 GMT
I mean, there’s no point now. I already stoved its head in with a brick. If you scatter chocs around he might assume it went mad and ran into the corner of the shed |
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Post by dfunked on May 29, 2022 21:11:51 GMT
Jeepers creepers!
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Post by BeetrootBertie on May 29, 2022 22:25:20 GMT
I hope you put his heating on before you left too - might as well keep your house warm as well.
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Post by Dougs on May 30, 2022 6:59:51 GMT
Nowt as queer as folk. I'd be actively encouraging them to make as much noise as they can.
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Post by スコットランド on May 30, 2022 7:47:09 GMT
Kids making loads of noise can be annoying but if you’re in any way normal , you accept that that’s what kids do and get on with it.
Obviously if there is extreme behaviour then there could be grounds but that’s clearly not the case.
As others have said, if you need silence then move somewhere detached in the sticks.
It’s like buying a house on a main road and complaining about cars.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 30, 2022 7:57:31 GMT
Depends on the noise. Most places you'll hear kids playing.
But there are kids who do nothing but scream as they run around and get completely ignored by parents who are either conditioned to it don't care.
Same thing in public, there's kids who run amok in supermarkets grabbing stuff or run about in restaurants, cinemas etc.
It seems more common to let that sort of thing happen than when I was a child. (In 1857)
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Post by dominalien on May 30, 2022 8:04:15 GMT
They didn't even have kids back then.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 30, 2022 8:12:10 GMT
Also the request about heating is valid.
Empty properties should have heating on while unoccupied, not to a warm/occupied level but enough to avoid freezing pipes, condensation build up, mould, water damage etc.
All which can effect a neighbouring property.
Its me. I am the neighbour.
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Post by dominalien on May 30, 2022 8:14:52 GMT
I did leave a property with heating off over the winter once. A pipe froze and ruptured. I have no fond memories from that day.
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Post by dmukgr on May 30, 2022 8:31:11 GMT
I agree with Honk and am getting more grumpy as I get older.
The other week I was in a queue to get a coffee and cake from some outside hut thing and the cakes were all in bags at the side with kids squeezing them and stuff and their parents doing nothign accept thinking how cute their cunt offspring looked. Needless to say when I got to the front I saw the state of the cakes and gave them a miss.
Then, drinking said brew on the lawn was surrounded by kids playing and having fun (good) until one girl ran around us just screaming at the top of her lungs till half the park gave up and left.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on May 30, 2022 8:39:14 GMT
The last house we lived in, the lady of the house would have her sister round and they would just let their four or five kids run wild in the back garden. The women used to just sit there and basically heckle the kids, winding them up further and further until they did something stupid and then *wallop* they would gives the kids a welt and start the whole process again.
It was genuinely quite psychotic.
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Post by drhickman1983 on May 30, 2022 8:41:13 GMT
Screening kids can be very annoying. Especially in cafés and whatnot.
whilst having a coffee in a Cafe Nero, a friend and I discussed that a good solution would be to just put kids in sounds proof crates when taking them to public areas. I had initially vetoed my own suggestion that the box be airtight, but a screeching kid made us both think that actually, that might be reasonable.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on May 30, 2022 8:53:16 GMT
This is very 'its a problem until it happens to me' but having a few autistic kids in my family and general orbit has really made me appreciate that you never know what the situation is. Sometimes the kids can be little wankers created by their useless parents but sometimes the kid is having a sensory overload and its something the parents have to live with 24/7 but you only have to hear about while you finish your beer and a burger.
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Post by dmukgr on May 30, 2022 8:57:17 GMT
It's a good point.
And of course the parents of the autistic kids can't even let you know that that is the issue as all the wanker parents would then say similar - like how loads of people skipped mask wearing claiming issues, watering down the claims of those genuine people who couldn't due to illness or previous trauma.
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