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Post by dfunked on Nov 5, 2021 14:57:12 GMT
A fire? Luxury!
I read takeaway menus by the streetlight that streams in through my window.
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Post by Danno on Nov 5, 2021 14:57:30 GMT
What?! I have to hope for moonlit nights and read old newspapers I scavenge from bins
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Post by LegendaryApe on Nov 5, 2021 15:31:44 GMT
I have to wipe my arse with older, drier turds.
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Post by zagibu on Nov 5, 2021 15:38:27 GMT
I read by the light of the meagre fire I can scrape together. Pro tip: get two library books, one for the fire, one to read. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2021 16:25:13 GMT
I also looked in their windows (they were out when this happened) as I was putting the gazebo skeleton to rest and I'm apparently living next door to one of those people who are the "before" on the cleaning shows. Obviously they have a fuck off big TV though. Worth noting that while sometimes this is just people being slovenly, especially with younger people, sometimes it is a sign of mental and physical ill-health, especially with older people. Big TVs are cheap as chips and often there because the people need to distract themselves from how shit their lives feel. That said I question whether people willing to slap up a gazebo for Halloween fall into this category and rather seem more likely to be just lazy and/or should be spending money on a cleaner rather than ridiculous giant decorations (which surely cannot have been cheap). She's younger than me, so she's not "that" old and she's managing a care home and earlier this year they bought a dog and a big hot tub (a proper one), so I don't think they're short of money. Anyway, she seems to have fallen out with the neighbour on the other side rather than me now, so that's an improvement I think. |
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Post by Vortex on Nov 5, 2021 16:48:54 GMT
Anyway, she seems to have fallen out with the neighbour on the other side rather than me now, so that's an improvement I think.  Our dickhead ex-neighbour was like that, fell out with literally *everyone* who lived around him, including the folk in the house at the bottom of his garden and across the street at various times. Eventually it was our turn for him to fall out with. It was unpleasant, and unnecessary, but he was a total c-unit. Thankfully, he's moved away now once houses could be sold again after lockdown and all is right with the world again. His replacements were annoying when having loads of workmen round whilst still wfh, but that's settled down now. We are currently waiting to see who's going to step into the breach... |
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Post by zagibu on Nov 5, 2021 21:18:15 GMT
Hey-diddly-ho, neighborino!
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 6, 2021 0:08:53 GMT
I fucking can't stand my neighbours, I barely make a peep and on occasion play online games with my mates back in England once a fortnight, on a Friday. They shout talk every fucking day (because the woman can't control her voice level) but the one night I play games with my mates, TV on mute, just talking to my friends they bang on the wall telling me to shut up.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2021 0:11:01 GMT
Kill them
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2021 0:12:14 GMT
I really despise shout talkers.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2021 0:13:26 GMT
Seriously though, I can fly to Andorra and tell them to fuck themselves up the arse if you want. I'm in a right fighty mood.
Eh, and if you pay for my flights.
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Post by Danno on Nov 6, 2021 0:13:34 GMT
I fucking can't stand my neighbours, I barely make a peep and on occasion play online games with my mates back in England once a fortnight, on a Friday. They shout talk every fucking day (because the woman can't control her voice level) but the one night I play games with my mates, TV on mute, just talking to my friends they bang on the wall telling me to shut up. Can I come over |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 6, 2021 0:17:41 GMT
@everyone Yeah. I guess.
Kinda ruined my little sesh and had to stop playing. But it's ok when they next have an argument they'll be shouting at all hours just to teach me a lesson.
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Post by Danno on Nov 6, 2021 0:35:25 GMT
I fucking can't stand my neighbours, I barely make a peep and on occasion play online games with my mates back in England once a fortnight, on a Friday. They shout talk every fucking day (because the woman can't control her voice level) but the one night I play games with my mates, TV on mute, just talking to my friends they bang on the wall telling me to shut up. Can I come over I'll drill a pertinent hole in the wall. We can hang out for the weekend and flop our wingwangs in there whenever we need to, I'll bring food and booze |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 6, 2021 0:49:03 GMT
Interesting...
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Post by Danno on Nov 6, 2021 19:31:38 GMT
The cunts that think they inhabit a ranch in an East London terrace have been burning fence panels since 4pm and started letting off their fireworks over an hour ago. I keep yelling 'put your face over it' but they won't play ball. Fuck I hate them.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Nov 6, 2021 19:33:23 GMT
Wait until the middle of the night and throw a used condom into their garden
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Post by Danno on Nov 6, 2021 19:37:10 GMT
Thinking more about the indoor bonfire angle tbh
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Post by LegendaryApe on Nov 6, 2021 19:40:27 GMT
Play the long game. A condom a few times a week, then rip the heads off a few cheap pound shop dolls and throw those over.
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Post by Danno on Nov 6, 2021 19:45:28 GMT
Play the long game. A condom a few times a week, then rip the heads off a few cheap pound shop dolls and throw those over. I like the mesage even if I don't understand it |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Nov 6, 2021 19:45:52 GMT
Banging on walls seems really antisocial and would end any chance of being on friendly terms with your neighbour. LegendaryApe's idea sounds worth a shot though
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Post by LegendaryApe on Nov 6, 2021 19:48:10 GMT
Do I have to spell it out to you?
Jeez playa
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Post by Danno on Nov 6, 2021 19:48:56 GMT
Banging on walls seems really antisocial and would end any chance of being on friendly terms with your neighbour. LegendaryApe's idea sounds worth a shot though We don't share a wall, they're next door but one. To be clear I have no interest in merely banging on their wall, I want them to eat a lit firework each |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Nov 6, 2021 19:49:55 GMT
I'll drill a pertinent hole in the wall. We can hang out for the weekend and flop our wingwangs in there whenever we need to, I'll bring food and booze |
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Post by Danno on Nov 6, 2021 19:59:41 GMT
Ahhh. That was to frighten Jambo's neighbours. Also I was probably drunk
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Post by Danno on Nov 6, 2021 20:00:38 GMT
Huh, apparently I wasn't. I was terribly bored at work tho
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Post by Bill in the rain on Nov 7, 2021 3:56:07 GMT
Could just mean you have an even more shit life than the people who have big TVs with shit lives. thanks for reminding me   |
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Post by Danno on Dec 14, 2021 23:26:23 GMT
Let's do the stabby song. Stab stab stab stabstabstab shank shank shank shankshankshank shiv shiv shiv shivshivshiv It's a waltz. cubby you're an accomplice now |
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Post by Danno on Dec 14, 2021 23:30:32 GMT
Why won't they stop yelling at their kids at 11.30pm, when one of their kids is imitating an elephant/rhino/minotaur/some dark souls boss from 3.00pm to 10.00pm, complete with charges, charges and more charges
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Post by Sarfrin on Dec 15, 2021 19:31:19 GMT
Worst you'll get in Norfolk is a brief squeal from a startled pig after dark of a weekend.
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