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Post by JuniorFE on May 8, 2024 22:49:07 GMT
some absolute cad has put recycling bins out a day early, it's friday not thursday surely, but aha! the bank holiday! a day early because of that??! no, surely it's normally a day later absolute perfect psychological warfare, well played, no notes I just need an address "One man's trash is another man's kindling..."
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Post by JuniorFE on May 8, 2024 22:50:55 GMT
I shall never top this new page post
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Post by Resident Knievel on May 19, 2024 20:21:55 GMT
Nothing like hours of Sunday night DIY to endure after finishing a long shift
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Post by Vortex on May 20, 2024 9:18:19 GMT
Something got under our fence on friday night/early saturday morning. Thought is was a bit weird, but tried to fill in the loose gravel chips and block it up with an edging slab until we could seriously deal with it later on.
Happened again overnight. Looks like next doors dog is digging under from their side, then having a good old dig on our side to get back home. Hole was massive today. It certainly explains why the cat was going a bit radge galloping about downstairs at 6am on saturday morning. The mutt was probably peering through the patio doors.
I assume it's happening when it's let out unattended late at night, or more likely first thing in the morning. Going to have to have a word and ask them to block it off from their side, failing that, a good wheelie bin fire near to the fence might seal it off with molten plastic...
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Post by Vortex on May 20, 2024 19:38:34 GMT
Ok, so maybe bins are safe for now. It's not the dog, it's possibly a badger. They have something coming under their fence on the other side too.
There are works happening to install another astro pitch in some grassy area by a wee copse of trees, so maybe habitat disruption is driving them deeper into town instead of where they were? Although, we're already in the middle of the town as it is. Another neighbour apparently has seen a badger bowling up the street at the crack of dawn when they leave for work, so could be.
Or it's looking for a a lady badger, or male badger. Who am i to judge what badgers get up to?
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Post by sport✅ on May 20, 2024 19:45:27 GMT
Time for the ol box and stick trap. The hunter has become the hunted.
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Post by nexus6 on May 20, 2024 20:15:20 GMT
Another neighbour apparently has seen a badger bowling up the street at the crack of dawn when they leave for work, so could be. How do they know it's going to work? |
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Post by Vortex on May 20, 2024 20:23:34 GMT
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Had a bunnet on and a piece box under it's arm/leg i guess.
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Post by Vortex on May 20, 2024 20:24:51 GMT
Time for the ol box and stick trap. The hunter has become the hunted. Zero chance I am messing with one of those angry guys after lifting the lid! |
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Post by Resident Knievel on May 20, 2024 21:30:24 GMT
Nothing like hours of Sunday night DIY to endure after finishing a long shift My neighbour still being a massive tool DIY'ing away 10.30 at night |
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Post by wunty on May 20, 2024 21:38:25 GMT
I just need an address.
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Post by Danno on May 20, 2024 22:42:50 GMT
That's our wunty, he even brings his own bins. Fucking hero <3
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Post by JuniorFE on May 20, 2024 22:59:02 GMT
That's our wunty, he even brings his own bins. Fucking hero <3 "Oh, you don't have your own around?" No problem mate..."  "It's bin covered" |
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Post by hicksy on May 21, 2024 6:12:09 GMT
I’ve just about had enough of all this trash talking.
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Post by LFace on May 21, 2024 6:48:42 GMT
Have you wheelie?
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Post by mrpon on May 21, 2024 7:55:08 GMT
I refuse to join in on this.
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Post by hicksy on May 21, 2024 8:00:05 GMT
Smell my cheese, you mother!
(Bin cheese obviously)
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Post by minimatt on Jun 10, 2024 5:57:48 GMT
shout out to the neighbour's kid who's been stopping over the last few weeks and who leaves at 6:45am and who insists on revving the bollocks off his fucking imported fucking dodge ram fucking v8 because despite being shorter than me is a big fucking man who might be over fucking compensating
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Post by hicksy on Jun 10, 2024 6:30:38 GMT
I’d be furiosa too!
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Post by darkling on Jun 10, 2024 9:00:31 GMT
Car exhausts have grown to become my no.1 annoyance now... and not just my neighbour's kid's shitty "souped up" Toyota Yaris... they're everywhere! All the time!
What gives these people the right to make so much noise, and disturb so many people everywhere they drive? I'm sure it's not legal, so why don't the police take these cars off the road?
I've been thinking of going vigilante and rigging up a backpack containing a canisters of expanding insulating foam to a concealed foam gun in my sleeve. Then when I see one of these cars park up, walk up behind it, crouch down and pretend to tie my shoelace, then bam!... an exhaust full of insulating foam.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jun 10, 2024 9:05:13 GMT
Just put a banana in it
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Post by Vortex on Jun 10, 2024 9:06:25 GMT
Bean can exhaust? shove a baked tattie in it.
No need for flaming bins.
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Post by Vortex on Jun 10, 2024 9:07:19 GMT
Damn. Too slow after proof-reading. Should have left the typos in! *And* I still missed a capital letter ffs.  |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jun 10, 2024 9:09:03 GMT
Wots bin/bean going on in 'ere, then?
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Post by hicksy on Jun 10, 2024 9:18:47 GMT
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Post by lordofthedunce on Jun 10, 2024 13:53:08 GMT
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Post by Blue_Mike on Jun 11, 2024 16:01:20 GMT
Someone a few doors down has one of those car alarms that seems to go off when a mote of dust settles on it.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 23, 2024 15:44:15 GMT
One of the problems with nice weather is twats sitting in the garden listening to music and braying like a bunch of fucking morons.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jun 23, 2024 16:36:55 GMT
Absolutely. I think Gollum had the right idea, crawling down through the cracks of the earth, his quiet only disturbed by the sounds of orcses being strangled or filthy cunty hobbitses
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 23, 2024 16:38:28 GMT
I'd be quite happy in a nice cool quiet cave
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