anephric
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Post by anephric on Oct 25, 2021 16:00:48 GMT
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Post by probablymuttler on Oct 25, 2021 16:35:05 GMT
Did you need to continually poop during the testing session? No. I used them over a period of weeks at the necessary times. |
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Post by UltraPyper777 on Oct 25, 2021 18:36:10 GMT
Speaking of school days, I was greeted by a poo on the toilet lid once.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 25, 2021 18:37:30 GMT
What did it say?
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Post by Sarfrin on Oct 25, 2021 18:52:29 GMT
"Shit's not going down."
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Post by mothercruncher on Oct 25, 2021 19:59:07 GMT
C’mon, we’ve all been there.
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Post by mothercruncher on Oct 25, 2021 19:59:17 GMT
Guys?
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Post by Danno on Oct 25, 2021 20:39:16 GMT
The tracing paper has been mentioned a few times now, was this a universal thing? I always thought it was just my school after Sean Brewer managed to explosvely shit in four stalls in one lunchbreak and use all of the somewhat ok loo roll. One week later and we have new cleaners and some sort of slimline baking parchment in there.
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anephric
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The first 6 I took out with a whirlwind kick
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Post by anephric on Oct 25, 2021 21:48:33 GMT
My nan always had Izal in her outside loo next to the coal bunker.
It was always fucking freezing out there, and my mum insisted we use the outside loo (nan had an indoor privy as well).
I think she was trying to teach us a life lesson. That Izal though, it literally just scratchily smeared the remaining shit all around your arse crack. All old people had it in their toilets, I think they were sold on the more hygienic bullshit.
I still wake up screaming and check my arse crack isn't all scratched and shitty. Out there, in the dark, just beyond the coal bunker.
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Post by Danno on Oct 25, 2021 21:50:40 GMT
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anephric
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The first 6 I took out with a whirlwind kick
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Post by anephric on Oct 25, 2021 21:57:33 GMT
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Post by Danno on Oct 25, 2021 22:00:31 GMT
Jesus it's somehow worse than having a shit indie band sitting on your cistern
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Oct 25, 2021 22:18:40 GMT
OK calm down with the lurid language, we don't need to descend to toilet humour.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 25, 2021 22:25:50 GMT
So that's what they put in doner kebabs |
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Post by Danno on Oct 25, 2021 22:50:02 GMT
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Goban
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Post by Goban on Oct 26, 2021 4:01:50 GMT
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Post by imamazed on Oct 26, 2021 8:46:32 GMT
That looks good. Problem is - it's over double the price of Sainsbury's own brand. I'd pay a bit more for the right reasons, but over double? Hmmm. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2021 8:53:49 GMT
I use the Spar's own brand because I keep forgetting to pick up some when I do the shopping and always end up having to nip round the corner to buy some with a turtle head literally tasting the morning air. It's only a quid for four rolls and it's a nice bulk, not too cushioned to skid your shit covered wad up your back and it doesn't tear your arsehole apart filling the pan with your own blood covered shitflakes.
I recommend it.
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Goban
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Post by Goban on Oct 29, 2021 10:04:23 GMT
That looks good. Problem is - it's over double the price of Sainsbury's own brand. I'd pay a bit more for the right reasons, but over double? Hmmm. Yup, it's slightly ridiculous. But now that my son is a bit more grown up my toilet paper consumption has gone down significantly. I've also now got a massive supply si I don't have to think about it for a long time. |
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