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Post by dfunked on Aug 20, 2021 20:54:45 GMT
Alright guys, there's a speeding bus heading towards us. Let's scrum down and think about our next steps...
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Post by Danno on Aug 20, 2021 20:56:29 GMT
We're all agile right, RIGHT?!
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Post by 😎 on Aug 20, 2021 20:57:52 GMT
Guys it's okay to be low skilled workers
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Post by dfunked on Aug 20, 2021 21:00:05 GMT
*double forward rolls out of the way of a speeding bus*
Agile as fuck, mate.
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Post by Honk If You're Horny? on Aug 20, 2021 21:11:41 GMT
It's pretty straightforward. Transparency, Inspection, Adaptation OK? Apply that to positions, activities, objects, and rules. Don't forget relics! Haha.
But seriously, does that clear it up?
A quick standup might help and we can finish up with a Sprint Retrospective.
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Post by Vortex on Aug 20, 2021 21:11:48 GMT
We're all agile right, RIGHT?! Most of us are late 40's to early 50's. I think our agile days are behind us. /grumbles about lumbago giving me gyp. /hit by slowly moving bus
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Post by Techno Hippy on Aug 20, 2021 21:15:19 GMT
Agile means not pulling my back out when I get out of bed - right?
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Post by nazo on Aug 20, 2021 21:34:02 GMT
Our scrum master always starts her Slack messages with 'GM', which confused the fuck out of me until I realised she meant good morning. If you can't be bothered to type out your salutation in full don't bother at all. Most days she only runs a 15 minute meeting ffs, surely she's got the time.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 20, 2021 21:43:12 GMT
I'm surprised there are so many rugby players on the forum to be honest
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Post by jono62 on Aug 20, 2021 21:50:10 GMT
Our scrum master always starts her Slack messages with 'GM', which confused the fuck out of me until I realised she meant good morning. If you can't be bothered to type out your salutation in full don't bother at all. Most days she only runs a 15 minute meeting ffs, surely she's got the time. K, thx
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Post by ibenam on Aug 20, 2021 21:55:02 GMT
PIVOT I V O T
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Post by convercide on Aug 21, 2021 16:01:33 GMT
Our scrum master always starts her Slack messages with 'GM', which confused the fuck out of me until I realised she meant good morning. If you can't be bothered to type out your salutation in full don't bother at all. Most days she only runs a 15 minute meeting ffs, surely she's got the time. K, thx I 1 2 69 u
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 24, 2021 16:35:12 GMT
"meh"
It's bad enough written down but if you've ever heard anyone say it, or attempt to, outloud, you'll understand why
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Post by I am a cunt on Aug 24, 2021 16:36:52 GMT
Sentences starting with 'So'.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 24, 2021 16:37:54 GMT
To be fair to so, at least it is a word
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Post by drhickman1983 on Aug 24, 2021 16:46:37 GMT
I have to admit to using meh quite a lot, it seems to sum up the general indifference I feel in most things.
"So"at the start of a sentence didn't bother me that much until I start to notice every fucking podcast interviewer does it relentlessly.
Any youtuber who starts off "it's ya boy [INSERT NAME]!!" can do one.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 24, 2021 16:48:19 GMT
Saying meh is probably what's making you unhappy
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 24, 2021 16:49:37 GMT
Instead try saying things are alright or a bit shit. See if it makes a difference
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Post by I am a cunt on Aug 24, 2021 16:50:23 GMT
To be fair to so, at least it is a word A word that cunts use to start a sentence. The cunts.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Aug 24, 2021 16:50:43 GMT
I do vary it up, with an apathetic shrug and the even shorter version of "eh".
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 24, 2021 16:52:23 GMT
To be fair to so, at least it is a word A word that cunts use to start a sentence. The cunts. Wrong side of the bed this morning?
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Post by I am a cunt on Aug 24, 2021 16:54:20 GMT
A word that cunts use to start a sentence. The cunts. Wrong side of the bed this morning? Every morning. The cunts.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 24, 2021 16:54:47 GMT
Do you want to talk about it?
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Post by I am a cunt on Aug 24, 2021 16:56:21 GMT
Yes. Yes I do.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 24, 2021 16:57:15 GMT
Start a thread
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Post by I am a cunt on Aug 24, 2021 16:57:53 GMT
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Post by I am a cunt on Aug 24, 2021 17:04:12 GMT
Pronouncing the word 'assumed' with an aitch - so it sounds like 'asshumed'.
Morons.
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Post by Syrette on Aug 24, 2021 20:54:01 GMT
And so well it's Mary Anne Hobbs
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Post by acegrace on Aug 25, 2021 11:58:21 GMT
Most of the garbage spouted by stereotypical tech-bros. ‘Disruptive’, yes I’m sure your shitty app which is probably a differently skinned copy of something that already exists will be as big as Uber and make you billions. All it takes is ‘collaboration’, ‘innovation’ and playing ping pong when you’re supposed to be working. Well demonstrated in this 2 mins of pure cringe: youtu.be/T09Sa7jQY38If I were to go postal, I'd go for ever person in that video. That all screams of companies that want to keep their staff on site for 18 hour days. Why not have normal hours and not spend loads of time drinking and playing games?
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Post by スコットランド on Aug 25, 2021 12:54:43 GMT
If I were to go postal, I'd go for ever person in that video. That all screams of companies that want to keep their staff on site for 18 hour days. Why not have normal hours and not spend loads of time drinking and playing games? Exactly, that's why google and co. started all that shit, it certainly wasn't charity or concern for their employees' well being.
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