neilka
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Post by neilka on Sept 28, 2021 11:01:02 GMT
In line with industry standards, we're proud to announce the new Font Geek subscription model!
The initial tiers are:
Basic
£20 per month
£239 per year
-One punch square in the face and/or neck per month
Premium
£40 per month
£479 per year
-All the benefits of the Basic tier!
-One egg mayonnaise sandwich per month at any motorway services branch of Greggs
Superfan
£100 per month
£1199 per year
-All the benefits of the Premium tier!
-One rusty trombone per month to be administered by a forum member of your choosing
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2021 11:04:38 GMT
Trying hard to find a reason not to pay for the Superfan tier. With over 700 members then so long as I live for another 60 years I can get a rusty trombone from everyone.
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Post by retro74 on Sept 28, 2021 11:06:06 GMT
Put me down for four Basics and one Premium
I'll come back to you on Superfan, not sure about the benefits
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2021 11:06:12 GMT
Not sure where you're getting your rusty trombones from at the moment but £100 is quite a bit above the market average.
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Post by imamazed on Sept 28, 2021 11:06:46 GMT
Yeh but you're also supporting the site innit
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Post by dfunked on Sept 28, 2021 11:07:20 GMT
Can we get a letter from the editor too?
"This month's letter is F for fadge packet."
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Post by retro74 on Sept 28, 2021 11:07:44 GMT
Not sure where you're getting your rusty trombones from at the moment but £100 is quite a bit above the market average. There looks to be a quite substantial saving if you pay for the whole year though |
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KD
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Post by KD on Sept 28, 2021 11:17:24 GMT
Maybe if you throw a few months of Disney+ or Pornhub Premium in with a sub I'll be knocking.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2021 11:21:18 GMT
Any discount for closer to pensioner than would like?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2021 11:27:08 GMT
Not sure where you're getting your rusty trombones from at the moment but £100 is quite a bit above the market average. There looks to be a quite substantial saving if you pay for the whole year though Look it's your money but all I'm saying is you can get them done cheaper by a professional. You're going to be paying £100 and ending up with someone like baihu trying to talk to you about Aquaman while his tongue is up your arse. It's not for me personally. |
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KD
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Post by KD on Sept 28, 2021 11:30:13 GMT
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Post by Wizzard_Ook on Sept 28, 2021 11:39:53 GMT
In if you include a monthly portrait by decks.
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Post by Zuluhero on Sept 28, 2021 11:44:04 GMT
But confusing, do you still get the benefits of the basic tier with the superfan subscription?
I really want the rusty trombone and egg sandwich, but don't want to miss out on a punch to the face.
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neilka
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Post by neilka on Sept 28, 2021 11:44:29 GMT
In if you include a monthly portrait by decks. Based on the Superfan subscriptions that are already pouring in I think he's going to be too busy for that. |
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Post by suicida on Sept 28, 2021 11:52:56 GMT
Is "rusty trombone" a euphemism?
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Post by ToonMonkey on Sept 28, 2021 11:53:02 GMT
The Greggs sarnie reward has the wrong filling. The rusty trombone sounds fun but messy. This is a tempting offer, albeit priced a little high.
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malek86
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Post by malek86 on Sept 28, 2021 11:54:31 GMT
A whole pound of saving for the yearly option? You had my curiosity, but now you have my interest.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2021 11:57:08 GMT
I used to be able to play the theme tune to Jonny Briggs on the trombone as it happens.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2021 11:58:09 GMT
I would subscribe to hear that
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Post by hedben on Sept 28, 2021 11:59:01 GMT
But confusing, do you still get the benefits of the basic tier with the superfan subscription? I really want the rusty trombone and egg sandwich, but don't want to miss out on a punch to the face. Two punches! It clearly says face and/or neck. Bet loads of people will be missing out on that extra punch because they didn't read the terms carefully enough (not me though) |
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 28, 2021 12:01:11 GMT
I am in charge of handling the T1 rewards
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hedben
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Post by hedben on Sept 28, 2021 12:03:33 GMT
Better rename yourself to Geoff Faceandthroatpunch then, because I'm getting my two offered punches
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Post by Whizzo on Sept 28, 2021 12:06:05 GMT
I notice the other place, makes it sounds like we're the Lord's not talking about the Commons directly, announced their plan after the forum was closed. Can't imagine why.
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Post by Techno Hippy on Sept 28, 2021 12:06:23 GMT
Will there be exclusive content - like a specialist porn server? Maybe unique Decks artwork? Or a custom portrait by the man himself - I'd pay money for that :-)
I'll do a cheapskate subscription and wait to see what goodies are offered...
Is there a link to these subscriptions? Or am I just blind?
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Cappy
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Post by Cappy on Sept 28, 2021 12:06:52 GMT
How much extra does it cost to crap yourself whilst sitting on the Mowgli chair?
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KD
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Post by KD on Sept 28, 2021 12:08:07 GMT
I had to ask in the comments
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 28, 2021 12:09:50 GMT
I notice the other place, makes it sounds like we're the Lord's not talking about the Commons directly, announced their plan after the forum was closed. Can't imagine why. Heh, yeah. Can you imagine launching a service like this while your most annoying userbase makes fun of it on your own forum? |
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Post by Matt A on Sept 28, 2021 12:12:32 GMT
8 bones a month to "hear the eurogamer writers thoughts about the world"
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Post by Lurker on Sept 28, 2021 12:12:59 GMT
How much extra does it cost to crap yourself whilst sitting on the Mowgli chair? A new Tier is required for this, with an exclusive upgrade to a Blumpkin whilst on the chair. Limited time offer. |
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Post by DJCopa on Sept 28, 2021 12:15:49 GMT
If there's a random hair in that egg sandwich, I'm in!
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