Post by smoothpete on Sept 21, 2021 19:35:51 GMT
Sorry to open the thread in this way but holy fuck how hot is Crystelle. Like jesus actual fucking christ she is literally perfect. Calling it now: Giuseppe for the win.
Post by retro74 on Sept 21, 2021 19:37:43 GMT
Has it started? Shit, best get on the +1
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2021 19:39:45 GMT
Ah shit forgot it started tonight.
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Post by deez on Sept 21, 2021 19:40:37 GMT
Supporting Jürgen from Brighton.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 21, 2021 20:06:39 GMT
Sorry to open the thread in this way but holy fuck how hot is Crystelle. Like jesus actual fucking christ she is literally perfect.
Calling it now: Giuseppe for the win.
Meh, she's no Hotlips.
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Post by razz on Sept 21, 2021 20:18:41 GMT
That kick a can cake is the worst thing I've seen in a while
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2021 20:26:12 GMT
Back to peaking through playground hedges.
Post by RumMonkey on Sept 21, 2021 20:37:31 GMT
Did anyone else clock that Jurgens wife was just Jurgen in a wig?
Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 21, 2021 20:41:52 GMT
Sorry to open the thread in this way but holy fuck how hot is Crystelle. Like jesus actual fucking christ she is literally perfect.
Calling it now: Giuseppe for the win.
Not my cup of tea, Not that she'd care. I'm no prize catch myself
Post by RumMonkey on Sept 21, 2021 20:43:09 GMT
I'm with Pete, I was getting the death stare from my wife everytime she was on screen.
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Post by H-alphaFox on Sept 21, 2021 20:44:16 GMT
Dang, our electricity is worse than Africa and blew up or Freesat. Hope it's all on youtube.
Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 21, 2021 20:48:12 GMT
Dang, our electricity is worse than Africa and blew up or Freesat. Hope it's all on youtube.
Different strokes for different folks and all that
Post by Reviewer on Sept 21, 2021 21:36:52 GMT
I saw Candice Brown the other day. TV flatters her.
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Post by Vortex on Sept 21, 2021 21:56:51 GMT
By making her mouth look like a cat's arse?
Post by smoothpete on Sept 22, 2021 8:35:03 GMT
I'm with Pete, I was getting the death stare from my wife everytime she was on screen.
Same, I'm 100% going to get in trouble over this sooner or later
Post by retro74 on Sept 22, 2021 8:55:13 GMT
I’ve not seen last nights episode yet but Ruby from series 9 was my favourite I bet Crystelle can’t hold a candle to Ruby (Series 9)
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Post by crashV👀d👀 on Sept 22, 2021 10:04:36 GMT
Not a single mention of this at the beginning ...
Don't bake my tart, my flaky pastry tart
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What the actual fuck!?
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 22, 2021 10:21:46 GMT
I bet Crystelle can’t hold a candle to Ruby (Series 9)
Can confirm. Ruby4Lyfe.
But, yes, is it me or was this not a great starting round this year? I mean, its good when none of them fly out of the traps like they are already pro's but I thought the praise for Jurgens IKEA icing lamp was a bit effusive.
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Post by hedben on Sept 22, 2021 10:45:07 GMT
Jurgen got a free pass because they didn't even cut into the anti-gravity bit of his cake- and he said himself it was held together with an extra couple of discs as well as the base. It wouldn't have worked as a cake, you'd have had to dig it out with a spoon.
Also,
Cathryn from series 3 > Ruby (Series 4) > Ruby (Series 9)
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 22, 2021 10:47:17 GMT
All I could think was 'Mary Berry will be going apeshit'. You need to be able to eat every part of your cake, people.
Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 22, 2021 10:59:36 GMT
Not a single mention of this at the beginning ...
Don't bake my tart, my flaky pastry tart
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What the actual fuck!?
I thought that whole sequence at the beginning was utterly shite, the humour also seems dull as dishwater, I'd like new hosts please.
Post by retro74 on Sept 22, 2021 11:24:54 GMT
Jurgen got a free pass because they didn't even cut into the anti-gravity bit of his cake- and he said himself it was held together with an extra couple of discs as well as the base. It wouldn't have worked as a cake, you'd have had to dig it out with a spoon.
Also,
Cathryn from series 3 > Ruby (Series 4) > Ruby (Series 9)
You can't help liking what you like!
But no way am I having that one
Manon from series 9 also is much better than the Plain Jane Cathryn (Series 3)
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Post by crashV👀d👀 on Sept 22, 2021 12:23:40 GMT
Not a single mention of this at the beginning ...
Don't bake my tart, my flaky pastry tart
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What the actual fuck!?
I thought that whole sequence at the beginning was utterly shite, the humour also seems dull as dishwater, I'd like new hosts please.
Yes, it seems any 'bit' that Matt Lucas does just ends with a silent cringe all around
Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 22, 2021 12:26:27 GMT
It didn't hep that the German guy lived up to the cliche of having practically no sense of humour.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 13:19:25 GMT
Noel Fielding frequently makes me laugh on it. Matt Lucas needs to just be George Doors.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 22, 2021 13:21:32 GMT
I think I like Noel on this more than anything else hes has been on. I could never really understand how well he has done as he isnt a good actor and he isnt particularly funny.
Post by Zomoniac on Sept 22, 2021 14:29:18 GMT
Lottie will always be Bake Off Queen to me. Plus she was axed so the fat one that finished bottom of every single challenge the whole show could get to the final.
Post by RumMonkey on Sept 22, 2021 14:42:33 GMT
The French one from a few years ago is the true bake off Queen. Which one of you is Tom from this years one, then?
Post by Zomoniac on Oct 5, 2021 19:40:36 GMT
Been away and only just caught up with the new series but yes, Crystelle is very lovely indeed. And unlike Ruby actually seems like she’s a very nice person.