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Post by simple on Oct 10, 2024 19:13:21 GMT
Wassup r*****s! Guess which s**** passed the Hate Crime Champ training today?
Going to be saying some absolutely unforgivable things to students and colleagues from here on.
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rftp
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Post by rftp on Oct 10, 2024 21:08:29 GMT
So a fairly normal day's communication in the North East, then?
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Post by simple on Oct 10, 2024 21:19:55 GMT
When I asked Decks if he’d be back
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Post by Danno on Oct 10, 2024 21:28:38 GMT
HAW-HOOOOOOOR
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Tomo
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Post by Tomo on Oct 11, 2024 9:30:19 GMT
I had a dream about user cubby last night.
I'd met some friends in town. Somehow, cubby and I got messaging and he invited me to his chic apartment in London. Must've been gone midnight.
I arrived and for some reason his front door was wide open, which struck me as odd because it was on the ground floor. I walked in and he had loads of board games set up at his quite extensive glass dining room table. There was a large pendant lamp dangling from the ceiling. He was quite smiley and seemed pleased to see me, but he wasn't minded to get up to shake my hand. I pulled one of the designer chairs from under the table and sat down. After a brief back and forth, a brunette woman with her hair tied up using a metallic pin - presumably his wife, who was quite beautiful - emerged out of an adjacent room, and without saying a word, walked straight out of the apartment. She didn't close the door.
And that was it.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 11, 2024 9:32:21 GMT
Fuck, that was hot.
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Tomo
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Post by Tomo on Oct 11, 2024 9:33:40 GMT
Hahahahaah
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Oct 11, 2024 9:41:51 GMT
Fuck, dream me has a much better life than real me. Although I'd have closed the bloody door.
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Oct 11, 2024 10:44:40 GMT
The glass table was cleared and Noddy Holder walked in grinning?
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wunty
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Post by wunty on Oct 11, 2024 11:13:47 GMT
The glass table was cleared and Noddy Holder walked in grinning? Why is it that that's the first thing I also think of as soon as a glass table is mentioned anywhere. |
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Post by Vortex on Oct 11, 2024 12:39:48 GMT
Fuck, dream me has a much better life than real me. Although I'd have closed the bloody door. Closing doors is why you don't have that life cubby! 😉 |
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Oct 11, 2024 12:40:43 GMT
Open doors, glass tables, the life I could have had.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Oct 11, 2024 13:05:24 GMT
When one door opens, another door closes because of the draft.
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Post by Danno on Oct 13, 2024 20:14:45 GMT
Norman Reedus is really fucking cool
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Post by Danno on Oct 14, 2024 11:04:15 GMT
Where's the dating thread the search here is worse than fucking EG
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Post by Syrette on Oct 14, 2024 11:15:59 GMT
Where's the dating thread the search here is worse than fucking EG Yes Danno, get on that wagon |
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Post by mrpon on Oct 14, 2024 11:16:00 GMT
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Post by Danno on Oct 14, 2024 11:18:11 GMT
Ah fuck I sort of hoped this would go unnoticed a little longer. I need to get my thoughts in order and have a kip first- was in hospital Friday night and last night so I'm a wee bit frazzled right now
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Post by Danno on Oct 15, 2024 1:38:01 GMT
Pretty sure John Saxon in Enter the Dragon was the inspiration for Axel in Streets of Rage.
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rftp
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Post by rftp on Oct 15, 2024 9:35:34 GMT
I bought a case from Caseology.
It came with some screen wipes "as a free gift from Caseology!".
They have a use by date of March 2022.
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minimatt
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Post by minimatt on Oct 15, 2024 9:51:22 GMT
aka "it'll cost us money to landfil these, give 'em to customers and we despose of them for free"
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 15, 2024 10:16:24 GMT
They have a use by date of March 2022. Have they gone dry then? |
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Oct 15, 2024 10:24:15 GMT
fred with the google alerts there
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otto
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Post by otto on Oct 15, 2024 10:50:56 GMT
aka "it'll cost us money to landfil these, give 'em to customers and we despose of them for free" Like this guy  |
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rftp
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Post by rftp on Oct 15, 2024 11:18:14 GMT
They have a use by date of March 2022. Have they gone dry then? I've just checked and I can report that yes, they are now merely small squares of cloth. |
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 15, 2024 12:00:04 GMT
They do tend to go off, I found some of the worst offenders are the Specsavers ones so obviously don't buy them any more.
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rftp
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Post by rftp on Oct 15, 2024 13:58:18 GMT
I would imagine that the isopropyl alcohol dries up or evaporates or whatever.
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Post by 😎 on Oct 15, 2024 15:00:21 GMT
fred is an expert about expiration dates
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Oct 15, 2024 15:02:19 GMT
He sucks the wipes dry because they remind him of the flavour of out of date booze!
😱😉
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Post by 😎 on Oct 15, 2024 15:24:05 GMT
"The Wipes" were the third gang in West Side Story.
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