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Post by cubby on May 29, 2024 22:02:55 GMT
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Ulythium
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Post by Ulythium on May 29, 2024 22:08:10 GMT
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Post by Danno on May 29, 2024 22:36:45 GMT
That film is 30yrs old next year, fuck sake. You were under no obligation whatsoever to point that fact out. Why is the sperm-at-the-time JuniorFE trolling this post with a like. I'm not writing you into my will you little bastard. |
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Post by Danno on May 29, 2024 22:44:39 GMT
Seriously 98% of this stuff is "a problem the still living will have to deal with by either landfill or fire", 1% is "I hope this isn't discovered and you'll wish you hadn't so get the fire" and the last 1% is "well I'm glad you could be fucked with ebay because I sure as hell couldn't for fifteen quid"
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Post by Danno on May 29, 2024 22:46:50 GMT
Actually I'm leaving everything to JuniorFE |
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Post by JuniorFE on May 29, 2024 22:58:45 GMT
You were under no obligation whatsoever to point that fact out. Why is the sperm-at-the-time JuniorFE trolling this post with a like. I'm not writing you into my will you little bastard. That's kind of exactly why, it made me feel old too  |
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JonFE
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Post by JonFE on May 29, 2024 23:02:56 GMT
Actually I'm leaving everything to JuniorFEGood job Junior 👌 |
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Post by Ulythium on May 29, 2024 23:05:11 GMT
For the record, Danno's going to live long enough to bury us all (and complain about how expensive our funerals are).
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Post by drhickman1983 on May 29, 2024 23:09:19 GMT
I was just aiming to have a biodegradable box full of my ashes but if Danno is paying I'll take a pyramid plz.
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Post by drhickman1983 on May 29, 2024 23:09:45 GMT
Or even just a pyramint.
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Post by Bill in the rain on May 30, 2024 2:05:26 GMT
Exhibit A: I have never seen Hackers. I am watching Hackers. If I ever find a time machine I am going to burn all of the 1990s to the ground. Not even The Bunk can improve this. |
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Post by mothercruncher on May 30, 2024 6:18:30 GMT
Is hackers where he does a nice hack and then sits back and does finger guns?
Because that such a hacker thing to do.
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Post by elstoof on May 30, 2024 7:05:57 GMT
The best hacker was Alan Cumming shouting “I am inwincible!”
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Post by dfunked on May 30, 2024 7:10:20 GMT
It's a UNIX system! I know this!
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Post by Bill in the rain on May 30, 2024 7:22:48 GMT
 No, wait! Wrong movie! God the 90s was the best time! |
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Post by Lizard on May 30, 2024 7:23:59 GMT
Eeeasy money!
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Post by elstoof on May 30, 2024 7:39:22 GMT
I do have a soft spot for the Matrix vision of hacking being synonimous with clubbing culture, family friendly S&M and Cyberdog clothing
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Post by Zomoniac on May 30, 2024 7:47:21 GMT
I’m going to a 25th anniversary screening of the Matrix next week. Cos none of you were feeling old enough already.
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Post by dfunked on May 30, 2024 7:59:07 GMT
Someone needs to work out one of those "it's the same length of time between now and Hackers as it was between Hackers and Nosferatu" things to make us feel really fucking old.
Neuromancer is 40 now btw.
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Post by Bill in the rain on May 30, 2024 7:59:38 GMT
Weirdly, that actually makes me really happy. Because I hope they'll do a 25th anniversary screening near me.
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Post by drhickman1983 on May 30, 2024 8:07:05 GMT
I'm actually weirdly okay with The Matrix being 25 years old, it's one of the few things that actually feels as old to me, as it actually is.
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Post by Zomoniac on May 30, 2024 8:12:44 GMT
Someone needs to work out one of those "it's the same length of time between now and Hackers as it was between Hackers and Nosferatu" things to make us feel really fucking old. Neuromancer is 40 now btw. 29 years, so you can have The Professionals, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, or the Adam West Batman film. |
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Post by sport✅ on May 30, 2024 8:15:56 GMT
This masterpiece is only 23 years old  And yes, what you see there is an actual HYDRA!!! |
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Post by Vortex on May 30, 2024 8:42:33 GMT
Why is marti pellow from wet wet wet typing there?
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Post by mrpon on May 30, 2024 8:46:36 GMT
He feels it in his fingers.
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Post by Jambowayoh on May 30, 2024 8:47:58 GMT
He feels it in his toes.
N.B. you can't hack with your toes. Unless you can, then well done.
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Post by wunty on May 30, 2024 9:26:05 GMT
Why do you not see hackers using a mouse, and labouriously clicking and dragging windows out the way to get to the one behind, only to close one by mistake and upon trying to re-open it, getting a beachball for about five minutes.
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Post by Ulythium on May 30, 2024 9:30:33 GMT
You also never see a hacker minimise their browser window, only to find that the porn site they visited several hours ago had caused a pop-under window to appear, and now the Brazzers 25%-off deal is visible on their screen for all to witness.
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KD
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Post by KD on May 30, 2024 9:31:22 GMT
Seen Trainspotting last night in the Vue so realised hackers was before this and felt sad.
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Post by Jambowayoh on May 30, 2024 9:34:11 GMT
You also never see a hacker minimise their browser window, only to find that the porn site they visited several hours ago had caused a pop-under window to appear, and now the Brazzers 25%-off deal is visible on their screen for all to witness. #oddlyspecific |
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