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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 2, 2022 13:24:02 GMT
All I can think of now is just how old was that flesh coloured latex glove?
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Post by Lizard on Dec 2, 2022 13:30:15 GMT
It wasn't latex, it was like silk or satin or something
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2022 14:06:20 GMT
Sounds like a velvet wanking glove. Pretty much a necessity for any long haul flight.
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Post by retro74 on Dec 2, 2022 14:18:22 GMT
Neither of them have touched my willy yet, maybe if I get it out it'll encourage them... You should definitely do this, 100% I’m a medical doctor and it will get deep vein thrombosis is you don’t get it out and helicopter it around every couple of hours when on a long haul flight
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Post by Lizard on Dec 2, 2022 14:35:54 GMT
Neither of them have touched my willy yet, maybe if I get it out it'll encourage them... You should definitely do this, 100% I’m a medical doctor and it will get deep vein thrombosis is you don’t get it out and helicopter it around every couple of hours when on a long haul flight 'My doctor friend says you need to touch it or it'll never work again. It's okay, you can use the velvet glove he gave me.'
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Post by LegendaryApe on Dec 2, 2022 14:49:45 GMT
If they are giving complimentary snacks or peanuts you could make a game of seeing how many you can hide in your foreskin.
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Post by Lizard on Dec 2, 2022 15:02:32 GMT
If they are giving complimentary snacks or peanuts you could make a game of seeing how many you can hide in your foreskin. 'Look at this, imagine the docking we could get up to.' Not peanuts though, a bit salty. Maybe M&Ms.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 2, 2022 15:03:59 GMT
Neither of them have touched my willy yet, maybe if I get it out it'll encourage them... You should definitely do this, 100% I’m a medical doctor and it will get deep vein thrombosis is you don’t get it out and helicopter it around every couple of hours when on a long haul flight Is that the official medical term, "to helicopter it"?
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Post by wunty on Dec 2, 2022 15:29:51 GMT
Pop a whole load of peanuts down your willy tube and you can feed everyone from your savoury organic pez dispenser. Pass the time no?
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Post by wunty on Dec 2, 2022 15:31:27 GMT
“Would you care for a peanut? No? Madamn, would you like a nut? I say, young man… hungry?
And so on.
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Post by retro74 on Dec 2, 2022 15:37:30 GMT
You should definitely do this, 100% I’m a medical doctor and it will get deep vein thrombosis is you don’t get it out and helicopter it around every couple of hours when on a long haul flight Is that the official medical term, "to helicopter it"? No it’s not but I think it’s one every understands and can get behind The official medical term is “phallus rotation”
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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 2, 2022 15:47:48 GMT
Is that the official medical term, "to helicopter it"? No it’s not but I think it’s one every understands and can get behind The official medical term is “phallus rotation” Hmmm. Can I achieve flight with this technique?
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Post by dogbot on Dec 2, 2022 15:50:55 GMT
If it's large enough and you can spin it fast enough to generate enough thrust to lift your body weight...
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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 2, 2022 15:54:08 GMT
I'm all about thrust.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 2, 2022 15:54:22 GMT
Sorry I meant, thrush.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Dec 2, 2022 16:08:32 GMT
If it's large enough and you can spin it fast enough to generate enough thrust to lift your body weight... The original design of Miles "Tails" Prower used that concept but it was changed to his tails at the last minute.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Dec 2, 2022 16:12:11 GMT
If they are giving complimentary snacks or peanuts you could make a game of seeing how many you can hide in your foreskin. 'Look at this, imagine the docking we could get up to.' Not peanuts though, a bit salty. Maybe M&Ms. how about Werther's Original
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Post by Lizard on Dec 2, 2022 16:17:45 GMT
'Look at this, imagine the docking we could get up to.' Not peanuts though, a bit salty. Maybe M&Ms. how about Werther's Original I'm not paedo grandad. Maybe an extra strong mint to spice things up though.
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Post by Ulythium on Dec 2, 2022 16:18:37 GMT
I love this place.
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Post by Lizard on Dec 2, 2022 16:25:28 GMT
I've got five more hours on this flight, so we're not done yet.
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Post by wunty on Dec 2, 2022 16:30:43 GMT
'Look at this, imagine the docking we could get up to.' Not peanuts though, a bit salty. Maybe M&Ms. how about Werther's Original The song did say it was a feeling you never will forget.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Dec 2, 2022 17:03:22 GMT
how about Werther's Original I'm not paedo grandad. Maybe an extra strong mint to spice things up though. Strong mint in your ol' chaps eye might sting a little though if it gets in. How about we compromise and see how many potato croquettes you can stick up your bum. It feels somehow more appropriate for air travel.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Dec 2, 2022 17:06:50 GMT
how about Werther's Original The song did say it was a feeling you never will forget. Having an orgasm through the flavour of a Werther's Original would be the closest I've come to sex since than that time I hollowed out a baguette.
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Post by Lizard on Dec 2, 2022 17:26:38 GMT
I'm not paedo grandad. Maybe an extra strong mint to spice things up though. Strong mint in your ol' chaps eye might sting a little though if it gets in. How about we compromise and see how many potato croquettes you can stick up your bum. It feels somehow more appropriate for air travel. Deal. I love potato croquettes.
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Post by Zuluhero on Dec 2, 2022 17:39:55 GMT
Plus plugging it up really stops the drugs from falling out.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Dec 2, 2022 17:41:21 GMT
Strong mint in your ol' chaps eye might sting a little though if it gets in. How about we compromise and see how many potato croquettes you can stick up your bum. It feels somehow more appropriate for air travel. Deal. I love potato croquettes. We have reached a consensus. Though I wonder if the lovely couple next to you will be okay with sliding breaded, shaped mashed potato up your arse. They might enjoy it. The proof of the potato croquette, is, as they say, in the inserting.
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Post by Vortex on Dec 2, 2022 17:53:23 GMT
I used to like potato croquettes until you deviants put these images in my mind. 🥔
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Post by dfunked on Dec 2, 2022 17:56:06 GMT
I'm sure we can put them somewhere else if you ask nicely...
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Post by Lizard on Dec 2, 2022 17:58:02 GMT
A croquette for all orifices.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Dec 2, 2022 18:04:04 GMT
Not sure croquettes would have the structural integrity required. They'd just smoosh.
If the breadcrumb coatings was really crispy, maybe?
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