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Post by wunty on Dec 2, 2022 10:31:07 GMT
What if, just prior to boarding your flight what follows is a madcap turn of events, the result of which find you under the influence of some very strong painkillers, with an old cagoule you found and a backpack you've been entrusted with to make sure it gets to it's destination whilst not leaving your sight. You're on the pain killers because of the severe burn on your hand, which you're protecting with a glove. You just want to get home for Christmas. You've got a santa hat on and everything. You get on the flight and end up sitting next to some miserable bastard who keeps nudging you back as you spread your legs. Anything to alleviate the pain on your balls after landing on that horse from three storeys up.
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Post by Lizard on Dec 2, 2022 10:31:34 GMT
Imagine if Mr one-glove-and-rucksack is also going to the same final destination and you get seated next to each other again ❤️ I bet he's from Lincoln, too. Glol. He would be perfect for Lincoln.
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Post by Lizard on Dec 2, 2022 10:32:46 GMT
Ten quid says that guy was Spacemonkey.
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Post by wunty on Dec 2, 2022 10:34:14 GMT
Ten quid says that guy was Spacemonkey. Depends. Was the flight going to / coming from the moon?
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Post by nexus6 on Dec 2, 2022 10:34:16 GMT
He's the replacement coach driver for your very final leg of the journey.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2022 10:34:28 GMT
After the food you've eaten on that "flight" I'm not sure he's real and you're using your mind powers to post on here from a padded cell.
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Post by Lizard on Dec 2, 2022 10:35:35 GMT
He's the replacement coach driver for your very final leg of the journey. The coach from Auckland to Welly is about twelve hours, so that would be extra-hilarious
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Post by Lizard on Dec 2, 2022 10:36:38 GMT
After the food you've eaten on that "flight" I'm not sure he's real and you're using your mind powers to post on here from a padded cell. He fucking lapped up that congee. Although everytime a steward asked him if wanted food or drink he reacted as though he'd never met another human.
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Post by EMarkM on Dec 2, 2022 10:37:55 GMT
He's the new fiancé of a close family member, and they're dying to introduce you as you will be spending Christmas together.
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Post by Lizard on Dec 2, 2022 10:38:57 GMT
He's the new fiancé of a close family member, and they're dying to introduce you as you will be spending Christmas together. Y'see, that's terrifying as I have no family in NZ, which means Christmas would be just me and him.
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Post by EMarkM on Dec 2, 2022 10:39:43 GMT
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Post by wunty on Dec 2, 2022 10:40:01 GMT
That sounds like the best Christmas ever. Wait until you unwrap his present.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Dec 2, 2022 10:40:12 GMT
Maybe it's extreme disassociation. You'll finally arrive after the long, long journey and look into the mirror and it's then you notice the Santa hat on your head. Reaching up to remove it you see the flesh coloured glove and the long fingernails. You collapse to your knees and scream.
(What a weird end to too this CYOA)
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Post by wunty on Dec 2, 2022 10:40:58 GMT
By unwrapping his present I mean removing his trousers.
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Post by wunty on Dec 2, 2022 10:41:12 GMT
By present, I mean his willy.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 2, 2022 10:51:46 GMT
By present, I mean his willy. I bet that's got a flesh coloured glove on it too.
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Post by Lizard on Dec 2, 2022 11:45:48 GMT
By present, I mean his willy. I bet that's got a flesh coloured glove on it too. I call it CharlieStShroud
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Post by Lizard on Dec 2, 2022 11:46:59 GMT
Anyway, on the flight to Auckland now, and I'm sat next to a lovely Indian couple on their first holiday to NZ. So I'll have to go looking for more forum content.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Dec 2, 2022 11:47:44 GMT
Sadly, I was long off the flight by the time I got this advice. But about to board another 11-hour flight, so let's see what that brings... Keep us updated!!
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Post by Danno on Dec 2, 2022 11:49:11 GMT
Baphomet has failed me
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Post by LegendaryApe on Dec 2, 2022 11:51:42 GMT
Anyway, on the flight to Auckland now, and I'm sat next to a lovely Indian couple on their first holiday to NZ. So I'll have to go looking for more forum content. Maybe on this flight you'll be the one they post on a forum about..
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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 2, 2022 12:05:53 GMT
Anyway, on the flight to Auckland now, and I'm sat next to a lovely Indian couple on their first holiday to NZ. So I'll have to go looking for more forum content. Looks like the return of CharlieStCloud is happening sooner that we think...
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Post by Lizard on Dec 2, 2022 12:22:57 GMT
Neither of them have touched my willy yet, maybe if I get it out it'll encourage them...
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Post by wunty on Dec 2, 2022 12:25:50 GMT
Make a hole in your tray and just pop it through. See how long it takes them to notice.
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Post by Lizard on Dec 2, 2022 12:29:43 GMT
Make a hole in your tray and just pop it through. See how long it takes them to notice. The voice of experience?
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Post by wunty on Dec 2, 2022 12:30:59 GMT
Maybe.
My tip is to keep one of the bread rolls handy in case a flight attendant passes by. Just pop each half of the roll either side and make like you’re going to eat it.
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Post by wunty on Dec 2, 2022 12:31:52 GMT
Don’t let too many see you do that though or they’ll all kick off asking why they didn’t get offered a hot dog.
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Post by Vortex on Dec 2, 2022 12:38:14 GMT
Well, hot dogs are off the menu for tonight...
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Post by Lizard on Dec 2, 2022 12:38:40 GMT
Well, hot dogs are off the menu for tonight... Not on this flight
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Post by Vortex on Dec 2, 2022 12:39:20 GMT
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