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Post by dogbot on Nov 17, 2022 14:01:38 GMT
Looks uncomfortable, but I don't get what the fuss is?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2022 14:05:18 GMT
So if a colony of maggots we're replaying the Zion orgy party out of the Matrix in your nasal cavity you would be like "well this is uncomfortable, anyway what's for dinner?"
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Post by Aunt Alison on Nov 17, 2022 14:08:31 GMT
Blow your nose first
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Post by dogbot on Nov 17, 2022 14:10:12 GMT
It might be different if it was in my nose. The video isn't that bad, though.
Sympathies if it's your nose, and shit.
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Post by wunty on Nov 17, 2022 14:15:17 GMT
As disgusting as that is. If it’s my nose that’s not too bad. They either go down to the acid bath in my tummy or I sneeze them out.
Actually no that’s… that’s quite horrible. Oh god. I don’t want Zion in my nose.
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Post by askew on Nov 17, 2022 14:15:53 GMT
Yuck.
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Post by wunty on Nov 17, 2022 14:16:01 GMT
It might be different if it was in my nose. The video isn't that bad, though. Sympathies if it's your nose, and shit. Maggots in our shit now? I’m out. Someone call me a taxi.
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Post by JonFE on Nov 17, 2022 14:18:02 GMT
Did folk learn nothing from the 80's? It was NOT a stylish decade.
Even though it's totally out of my personal tastes (both musically and aesthetically) I invite you to check out Blitzed! on netflix, you might be surprised
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Post by Aunt Alison on Nov 17, 2022 14:19:03 GMT
Top 10 signs you are a zombie
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Post by dogbot on Nov 17, 2022 14:21:41 GMT
Watching Blitzed?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2022 14:21:48 GMT
I'm generally not very squeamish but if by face holes were full of maggots I'd put my head in a wood chipper.
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Post by wunty on Nov 17, 2022 14:35:41 GMT
Yeah it's the only way.
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Post by askew on Nov 17, 2022 14:37:38 GMT
Who is it here who uses wax to sort their nose hairs? Imagine pulling that colony out…
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2022 14:42:57 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2022 15:18:20 GMT
I can't stomach videos like that maggot one. I nope out as soon as they start.
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Post by wunty on Nov 17, 2022 15:35:11 GMT
Nasal myiasis - Obstruction of nasal passages and severe irritation. In some cases facial edema and fever can develop. Death is not uncommon.
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Post by wunty on Nov 17, 2022 15:35:32 GMT
Death by nose maggots.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2022 15:46:17 GMT
Yeah don't Google image it. They basically eat your head from the inside out.
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Post by Danno on Nov 17, 2022 15:47:32 GMT
Still too clean a death for some.
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Post by wunty on Nov 17, 2022 15:51:08 GMT
Can you image sitting there unaware that your brains are being chewed apart by maggots that have burrowed up from where they hatched inside your nose.
Hmm. Might explain the migraine I had yesterday.
/shakes head to see if anything falls out
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Post by wunty on Nov 17, 2022 15:54:05 GMT
Reminds me of a Clive Barker book where one of the characters didn't know he was dead and at one point coughs up a load of maggots.
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Post by wunty on Nov 17, 2022 15:55:50 GMT
I can't stop scratching my fucking nose now.
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Nov 17, 2022 16:33:57 GMT
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Post by Aunt Alison on Nov 17, 2022 16:38:53 GMT
How do you catch nose maggots?
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Post by dogbot on Nov 17, 2022 16:56:01 GMT
How do you catch nose maggots? You have to inhale nose flies.
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Post by H-alphaFox on Nov 17, 2022 21:25:11 GMT
Shitter than nose beers that's for sure.
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Post by cubby on Nov 17, 2022 21:35:26 GMT
NOSE BEARS??
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Post by H-alphaFox on Nov 17, 2022 21:45:24 GMT
It's a second amendment thing.
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Post by wunty on Nov 17, 2022 21:50:22 GMT
You hear that Ed? Now the whole station's in jeopardy.
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Post by Lizard on Nov 17, 2022 22:41:46 GMT
Why are we taking this lying down? I'm going to jump up a maggot's nose and kick off. Only language these fuckers understand
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