Ulythium
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Post by Ulythium on Nov 5, 2022 17:29:36 GMT
Some chocolate totally does, Cadbury´s do. According to a random Twix site I found.
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Lukus
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Post by Lukus on Nov 5, 2022 17:29:53 GMT
I just thought of a funny/nerdy film joke:
Black Panther has a predominantly black cast, with the the guy who plays Bilbo Baggins in the Hobbit and the guy who plays Gollum in the Lord of the Rings as the Tolkien white guys.
Ithaankyou
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Post by 😎 on Nov 5, 2022 17:33:41 GMT
Banned
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Post by Zuluhero on Nov 5, 2022 17:50:47 GMT
What, no trial? Does he have a leg to stand on?
Because if not, he's legoless.
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H-alphaFox
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Post by H-alphaFox on Nov 5, 2022 17:53:35 GMT
Not as if he committed mordor or anything.
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Post by Saul1138 on Nov 5, 2022 17:57:50 GMT
I used to love these:
But that added wouldn’t fly nowadays.
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Post by Danno on Nov 5, 2022 17:58:26 GMT
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 5, 2022 18:01:18 GMT
I can see why it gave Ecosse the shits.
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Post by Saul1138 on Nov 5, 2022 18:02:13 GMT
Where were his taste buds?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 5, 2022 18:06:55 GMT
Obviously up his arse going by the visual quality of what he used to serve up.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Nov 5, 2022 18:15:33 GMT
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Post by wunty on Nov 5, 2022 18:17:05 GMT
What? Wait. Lukus didn't make it up? What the fuck is even real any more.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Nov 5, 2022 18:20:29 GMT
Lukus is basically James Corden.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Nov 5, 2022 18:31:39 GMT
I think ecosse should be unbanned for Christmas. A Christmas miracle. Warms the heart
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Post by Vortex on Nov 5, 2022 18:35:03 GMT
Sounds like something an ecosse sock would say...
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Nov 5, 2022 18:36:10 GMT
There's a turtle lying on its back, covered in msg, why don't you help it?
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Post by Zuluhero on Nov 5, 2022 18:39:42 GMT
Wow, these captchas are getting tough...
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Post by Lukus on Nov 5, 2022 18:57:10 GMT
Motherfuckers stole my joke before I thought of it!
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Post by theguy on Nov 5, 2022 19:18:48 GMT
You couldn't just let him have it could you
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Post by cubby on Nov 5, 2022 19:21:13 GMT
You couldn't just let him have it could you I was trying to protect him from gremmi's banhammer.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2022 19:22:52 GMT
There is a whole episode of South Park largely devoted to the same joke too.
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Lukus
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Post by Lukus on Nov 5, 2022 19:58:18 GMT
Simpsons did it first
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Post by dogbot on Nov 6, 2022 7:57:57 GMT
Went to a wedding yesterday in a stately home. Very posh.
Beds aren't very comfortable, though. 😁
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Post by Reviewer on Nov 6, 2022 11:18:29 GMT
Went to a wedding yesterday in a stately home. Very posh. Beds aren't very comfortable, though. 😁 That’s a poor excuse your wife gave you for refusing to consummate your marriage.
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Post by jellyhead on Nov 6, 2022 13:12:30 GMT
Went to a wedding yesterday in a stately home. Very posh. Beds aren't very comfortable, though. 😁 I've read about this! You must be a Princess. Did you ask for more mattresses?
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Post by LegendaryApe on Nov 6, 2022 13:31:28 GMT
He asked for the secret Fleshlight modelled on Fergie
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Nov 6, 2022 13:39:17 GMT
He asked for the secret Fleshlight modelled on Fergie That would surely need a searchlight bulb.
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Post by dogbot on Nov 6, 2022 15:30:42 GMT
Went to a wedding yesterday in a stately home. Very posh. Beds aren't very comfortable, though. 😁 I've read about this! You must be a Princess. Did you ask for more mattresses? Damn it, missed a trick there. Unfortunately, it's not a hotel per se, so you kinda get what you are given. I didn't pay, so it's all good.
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Post by vicedestroyer on Nov 6, 2022 21:55:13 GMT
Because I am cheap and really only use a laptop rarely now, I went and got one for £400 at the lower end of the acceptable specs spectrum. 8GB Ram, 256GB storage. Intel Core i3. Laptop has arrived and I am pleasantly surprised at the speed of it, compared to my last ancient piece of shit. But then, on the Currys site, spied an Acer laptop with essentially the exact same specs. But going for a frankly obscene £250. /Screams in cost of living crisis
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Post by Saul1138 on Nov 7, 2022 7:53:05 GMT
If you are buying a new laptop then the cost of living crisis hasn’t hit you yet? I am thinking of firing the old Windows Vista laptop, and working out if waiting for all the updates is worth the saving. I will work it out at a rate of minimum wage vs hours to get it sorted.
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