Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 2, 2022 19:01:53 GMT
Done well it can be fine, but chicken is almost always superior.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 2, 2022 19:17:26 GMT
My mum makes a brilliant turkey. None of this dry shit that you honkeys begrudgingly chow down on.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2022 19:19:53 GMT
I hate my MiL but she does a great turkey. And she's Irish so like the honkiest of honkeys.
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Post by 😎 on Nov 2, 2022 19:19:55 GMT
The Average Christmas Turkey is done for volume rather than taste. Baked to jerky consistency and served with gravy that separated.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 2, 2022 19:28:10 GMT
I hate my MiL but she does a great turkey. And she's Irish so like the honkiest of honkeys. Fuck, that's honkey.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2022 19:30:34 GMT
They're so honkey over there they think sweet chilli dip is spicy and exotic.
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Post by Frog on Nov 2, 2022 19:43:36 GMT
Jambo is doing a racism.
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Post by elstoof on Nov 2, 2022 19:47:25 GMT
I had some turkey curry once that must’ve had lack pepper in it or something, unbelievably spicy. Drank 2 pints of milk after that
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 2, 2022 19:51:01 GMT
Have you guys ever tried pepperoni? Phew!
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 2, 2022 19:51:08 GMT
Thought I'd give it a go. See what it's like on the other non-rythmic foot.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Nov 2, 2022 19:51:53 GMT
Why do potatoes seemingly take so long in a microwave?
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Nov 2, 2022 19:53:49 GMT
Have you guys ever tried pepperoni? Phew! I had some chorizo once, fuck that shit.
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Post by jeepers on Nov 2, 2022 19:54:11 GMT
Why do potatoes seemingly take so long in a microwave? Put a fork in it to better distribute the heat. Et voila.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 2, 2022 19:55:15 GMT
Why do potatoes seemingly take so long in a microwave? Put a fork in it to better distribute the heat. Et voila. It's because they're several years old.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Nov 2, 2022 19:56:24 GMT
Already stabbed the fuckers like they're a tenant, makes no difference.
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Post by jeepers on Nov 2, 2022 19:57:06 GMT
Already stabbed the fuckers like they're a tenant, makes no difference. Did you leave the fork in? That’s the trick.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Nov 2, 2022 19:57:51 GMT
Put a fork in it to better distribute the heat. Et voila. It's because they're several years old. They may have visible roots developing but I can speak with some experience that this makes no difference to the time required to soften.
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Post by cubby on Nov 2, 2022 19:58:33 GMT
Wrap it in foil.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Nov 2, 2022 20:02:20 GMT
I don't think that's the done thing in a microwave.
/turns on microwave for another couple of minutes.
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Post by Ulythium on Nov 2, 2022 20:04:01 GMT
Put a fork in it to better distribute the heat. Et voila. It's because they're several years old.
This legitimately made me snort with laughter (or 'GLOL', as someone a fraction of my age could get away with saying).
Thank you.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2022 20:05:29 GMT
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Nov 2, 2022 20:06:59 GMT
GLOL
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Post by Syrette on Nov 2, 2022 23:37:48 GMT
You're making me peckish now This was a staple growing up. /horp What constitutes the remaining maximum 10% not pork content?
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Post by Aunt Alison on Nov 2, 2022 23:55:39 GMT
Sadness
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Post by drhickman1983 on Nov 3, 2022 7:58:47 GMT
I'm glad to see Pek doesn't contain any mainstream media though.
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Post by dfunked on Nov 3, 2022 8:07:03 GMT
Probably got a few beaks in there, hence the name.
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Post by dogbot on Nov 3, 2022 9:08:10 GMT
Pork beaks?
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Post by mrpon on Nov 3, 2022 9:24:20 GMT
To add to the sadness, it was normally served on milk roll slathered with Flora.
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Post by Vortex on Nov 3, 2022 9:35:33 GMT
To add to the sadness, it was normally served on milk roll slathered with Flora. I think I would have been phoning Childline after having to eat that. I used to hate the news it was cauliflower and cheese for tea as a child.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 3, 2022 9:56:53 GMT
To add to the sadness, it was normally served on milk roll slathered with Flora. Surely slathered in Stork butter?
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