Bongo Heracles
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 31, 2022 23:44:42 GMT
I did actually give up on a pair of Jordans in a Nike outlet on Saturday. 4/5 self serve points were down and 1/3 tills were manned, so I just dumped them and walked out.
You do always get stuff like that in places staffed entirely by kids with no grown up to tell them what to do. Can’t blame them, I wouldn’t have given a fuck either.
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Post by minimatt on Nov 1, 2022 4:46:02 GMT
B&Q seem to have gone full self service, and with two thirds of what they sell being poisonous or stabby I think they've had to employ more people to walk the area doing age verification checks than they previously had on the tills
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Post by Zuluhero on Nov 1, 2022 12:35:40 GMT
You can do it, if you B & Q it.
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Post by nexus6 on Nov 1, 2022 12:43:29 GMT
I was on the east coast recently and was stopped by a delivery guy in a truck. He asked me 'Is there a B and Q in Dundee?'
I said 'No, but there's two D's and two E's'
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 1, 2022 12:45:38 GMT
Do It All 4 lyfe
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dogbot
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Post by dogbot on Nov 1, 2022 12:46:22 GMT
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 1, 2022 13:03:41 GMT
All right, Texas forever
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Post by askew on Nov 1, 2022 16:08:49 GMT
Was that the store with the rainbow logo?
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Nov 1, 2022 16:09:47 GMT
Focus
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scanline
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Post by scanline on Nov 1, 2022 17:56:46 GMT
Nope - still can't recall it.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Nov 1, 2022 18:01:34 GMT
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dogbot
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Post by dogbot on Nov 1, 2022 18:02:26 GMT
You'll have B&Q and like it.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Nov 1, 2022 18:09:33 GMT
I don't think that's their catchphrase.
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Post by UltraPyper777 on Nov 1, 2022 18:45:41 GMT
Delivery driver must have walked 2ft past my designated safe place to leave parcel in a worse place, just so it could get more damp. At least it turned up a day after it was supposed to, thanks I guess.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 2, 2022 6:38:55 GMT
I'm coming back to the UK next week, what should I expect?
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Nov 2, 2022 6:39:23 GMT
Misery.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 2, 2022 7:00:26 GMT
In general, or are you going to pick me up from the airport and go all Kathy Bates on me?
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Frog
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Post by Frog on Nov 2, 2022 7:08:56 GMT
To be honest mate you will barely recognise it. It's pretty much like mad Max now.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 2, 2022 7:14:37 GMT
Which one? Are we talking near-total anarchy, or can I get a job with Tina Turner?
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Post by jono62 on Nov 2, 2022 7:19:23 GMT
I'm coming back to the UK next week, what should I expect? Suella Braverman personally checks if you can come in by using the Family Guy chart.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Nov 2, 2022 7:25:35 GMT
Pretty sure Tina Turner has retired now.
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Post by dogbot on Nov 2, 2022 7:30:49 GMT
Which one? Are we talking near-total anarchy, or can I get a job with Tina Turner? No Tina. You have to oil up, wear a loincloth and go everywhere by dune buggy, though.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 2, 2022 7:46:51 GMT
Do they supply the oil, loincloth and dune buggy?
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Nov 2, 2022 7:48:05 GMT
You have to build the buggy scrapheap challenge style.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 2, 2022 7:49:16 GMT
That sounds quite fun. Mine will have a mustard dispenser and multiple sausage flasks.
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Frog
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Post by Frog on Nov 2, 2022 7:58:48 GMT
No sausages here now, they were too expensive.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Nov 2, 2022 8:00:04 GMT
We now have cylinder meat.
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Frog
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Post by Frog on Nov 2, 2022 8:07:14 GMT
"meat"
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 2, 2022 8:25:35 GMT
I'll bring back some fruit and grains, sell them and live like a king.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Nov 2, 2022 8:32:47 GMT
Good luck getting valuable goods through customs.
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