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Post by askew on Oct 31, 2022 14:44:41 GMT
…the eggs they've laid in your eyes
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Post by retro74 on Oct 31, 2022 15:01:02 GMT
Flies come after the smell in my experience. You’re not far off the end now. Couple of days of flies and then that’s it. I don’t even want to ask how you know this but if I ever want to dispose of a body I’ll get in touch
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Post by kal on Oct 31, 2022 15:43:16 GMT
Flies come after the smell in my experience. You’re not far off the end now. Couple of days of flies and then that’s it. I don’t even want to ask how you know this but if I ever want to dispose of a body I’ll get in touch My cats have a habit of bringing in mice but bot actually killing then. More than one has gone to die in an unreachable place.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 31, 2022 16:01:46 GMT
Cats are absolute wankers for that. 'Look, mummy, I caught this mouse! We can torture it together!'
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Post by jeepers on Oct 31, 2022 16:04:15 GMT
My cat never killed a living thing for three years. The, on one day, brought me five dead or half dead birds and frogs. And then never did it again.
He made good points, that cat. Threatening points but good points.
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Post by Youthist on Oct 31, 2022 16:06:33 GMT
Two bells can do the trick or at least lessen the frequency. The smart sneaky fuckers work out how to walk with one bell and keep it from alerting the mice
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Post by 😎 on Oct 31, 2022 16:10:58 GMT
Our cats are indoors but we had a vole problem a few years ago where they were getting in, and at least one of the cats would have fun batting them around the dining room while it cowered in terror in whatever hiding spot it could find. Never actually full out murder it, just bash it around until it got bored.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 31, 2022 16:17:53 GMT
Last winter my M-I-L's cat caught a mouse and brought it in. It kind of looked dead but was clinging on, so she wrapped it in a tea towel and put it in the airing cupboard on the immersion heater to try and warm it back up and get it moving again.
Two weeks later, after wondering what that smell was, she realised she had just slow cooked it.
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Post by 😎 on Oct 31, 2022 16:22:17 GMT
Reminds me of the time my dad decided to take the turkey leftovers from Christmas and make some soup in the pressure cooker. After it was done he took it off the heat and put it all still sealed in the utility room to take care of later. Then forgot about it until April. I can’t remember if he opened it or just chucked it out still sealed.
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Post by Dougs on Oct 31, 2022 16:43:47 GMT
Cats are absolute wankers for that. 'Look, mummy, I caught this mouse! We can torture it together!' Yep. Ours are both quite prolific, probably a couple of mice or birds savaged every other night. One brings them in alive as presents, the other is just a killer. The worst is when the mice get stuck in the back of the freezer. Horp.
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Post by cristar on Oct 31, 2022 16:53:49 GMT
I wish we had a cat growing up. Would have been much more dignified than watching my dad murder mice with dinner forks or by drowning them in the sink!
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 31, 2022 16:56:49 GMT
Reminds me of the time my dad decided to take the turkey leftovers from Christmas and make some soup in the pressure cooker. After it was done he took it off the heat and put it all still sealed in the utility room to take care of later. Then forgot about it until April. I can’t remember if he opened it or just chucked it out still sealed. Aw man, my mates mum did a similar thing. Got pissed on the day and left the remains of the xmas lunch in the hostess trolley. We went round after new year and everyone was accusing each other of ripping stinky farts until her dad tracked the source down.
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Post by 😎 on Oct 31, 2022 17:34:42 GMT
I was just up at Walmart grabbing halloween candy because I forgot/am lazy and left it to the last minute, and the self service checkouts all went down. There was only one manned checkout, and it took less than two minutes before some people just went "oh well guess it's fair game anarchy now" and walked out with full carts. By the time I got out they had security and receipt checkers blocking people from leaving. And this was literally just five minutes of having to stand around and wait for a system to reboot.
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Post by sport✅ on Oct 31, 2022 18:19:29 GMT
I was just up at Walmart grabbing halloween candy Say you're American without saying you're American.
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Post by cubby on Oct 31, 2022 18:23:14 GMT
Wow. I thought it would be at least 10 minutes before you can claim that everything is basically free now.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 31, 2022 18:30:58 GMT
I bet gremmi paid, do-gooder
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Post by nexus6 on Oct 31, 2022 18:34:30 GMT
Lefty cuck
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Post by 😎 on Oct 31, 2022 18:35:06 GMT
The only thing I steal is hearts
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Post by cubby on Oct 31, 2022 18:36:01 GMT
And sell them on the black market.
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Post by askew on Oct 31, 2022 18:37:26 GMT
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 31, 2022 18:47:19 GMT
I don’t steal stuff (honest) but I have noticed my patience for waiting in line is down to about 90 seconds these days before I dash the goods and flounce out.
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Post by cubby on Oct 31, 2022 19:26:52 GMT
ITV news presenter just said to the reporter Rishi Davda "Rishi Sunak, thank you... "
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Oct 31, 2022 20:37:32 GMT
I don’t steal stuff (honest) but I have noticed my patience for waiting in line is down to about 90 seconds these days before I dash the goods and flounce out. You wouldn't like my Tesco Superstore. They put in self service tills earlier this year leqving only a couple of manned checkouts. On a weekend they have crippling long lines due to a combination of shitty scanners and customer stupidity. A petition on change.org got over 100,000 signatures.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Oct 31, 2022 20:48:59 GMT
I find that virtually nobody uses the hand held "scan as you shop" things in my Tesco, but they also have their own dedicated checkout points. So if it's busy I'll grab on of those and feel smug as I checkout quickly whilst all the peasants queue up.
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Post by sport✅ on Oct 31, 2022 20:57:28 GMT
There'll be no queues once we're shopping in the metaverse.
Right?
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Post by askew on Oct 31, 2022 21:47:04 GMT
The delivery will just be full of substitutions
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Post by Dougs on Oct 31, 2022 21:50:23 GMT
Anyone used the Amazon shop with no check outs?
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Post by Zomoniac on Oct 31, 2022 22:55:50 GMT
Anyone used the Amazon shop with no check outs? I have. It was fucking weird. Worked flawlessly though. Something feels very dystopian about a box for “2 lamb shanks with a mint jus - by Amazon”.
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Post by elstoof on Oct 31, 2022 23:16:54 GMT
Almost went to the one in Angel the other day but couldn’t be fucked figuring out how to get in. Do you scan the app or something first?
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Oct 31, 2022 23:23:40 GMT
Anyone used the Amazon shop with no check outs? Yeah it's basically Morrisons without the checkout. They do have an Amazon returns desk which is handy as it saves on packing and posting stuff.
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