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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 28, 2022 22:31:59 GMT
So you're saying wunty is an attention seeking flouncer
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Post by Ulythium on Oct 28, 2022 22:34:27 GMT
Precisely. Not really - wuntyate is my wuntymate. (Ugh, that was terrible.)
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Post by Zuluhero on Oct 28, 2022 22:35:38 GMT
I remember my school giving me a record of achievement, and hyping it up like this red folder was going to be an important document in my future. Was it fuck. I have no idea where any of my certificates are, including my degree. It's all bollocks anyway. I wouldn't trust a job that hired on the basis of that tat. Hah same! Hmm, I wonder where it went...
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Post by dfunked on Oct 28, 2022 22:37:30 GMT
I’ve got a couple of low level qualifications that I say I have but expired on my CV, but in reality I did the course, failed the test and was never arsed to retake it because every bit of software you look at has a professional accreditation now. Yeah, I have one of those on my CV that I just never got around to taking off. Did the course, but the exam fell on the release day of Metroid Prime 2, so of course I failed it in record time and then legged it straight to the nearest game shop. Couldn't really be arsed retaking it. Was useful for getting an entry level job mind you, but I somehow doubt it's helped me since then. Probably shows that my CV is in dire need of a ground up rewrite if it's a heavily modified version of the one I used back in 2004...
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Post by askew on Oct 28, 2022 22:45:57 GMT
“Proficient in Photoshop 7 and Office 2003”
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Post by JuniorFE on Oct 28, 2022 22:50:07 GMT
"Master's Degree in navigating Windows Millennium"
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Post by wunty on Oct 28, 2022 22:56:59 GMT
Love you really Wunts, but you know that anyways. I know. It’s because I’m very lovable.
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Post by grey_matters on Oct 28, 2022 22:58:50 GMT
"3 out of 5 stars in getting a game loaded with the built-in tape player of a Spectrum 128k +2" Classic CV bullshit, nobody can achieve this success rate.
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Post by Danno on Oct 29, 2022 1:11:52 GMT
Love you really Wunts, but you know that anyways. I know. It’s because I’m very lovable. You know I didn't mean it, gorgeous x
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Post by Danno on Oct 29, 2022 1:13:28 GMT
I know. It’s because I’m very lovable. You know I didn't mean it, gorgeous x (If you quit again I literally know where you live. Be warned)
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Post by 😎 on Oct 29, 2022 1:16:58 GMT
So are you guys fucking or something
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Post by Danno on Oct 29, 2022 1:50:41 GMT
So are you guys fucking or something So are we, you just won't lay back and enjoy it
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2022 8:18:26 GMT
Lad Bantz!
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Post by sport✅ on Oct 29, 2022 8:19:16 GMT
Utter mad lads.
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Post by Lukus on Oct 29, 2022 9:55:59 GMT
Fondle Geek
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Post by Reviewer on Oct 29, 2022 11:05:44 GMT
“Proficient in Photoshop 7 and Office 2003” Proficient in Lotus 1-2-3.
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Post by Lizard on Oct 29, 2022 11:19:13 GMT
I have a European Computer Drivers Licence.
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Post by addyb on Oct 29, 2022 13:07:23 GMT
I have a European Computer Drivers Licence. Noob. I have RSA Clait level 1
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Post by Ulythium on Oct 29, 2022 23:58:00 GMT
Don't forget to put your clocks back, those of you in the UK!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2022 0:03:11 GMT
Out here too.
Thank Christ for the internet. I've not thought about daylight savings since I dressed up as Mario in the 2nd grade.
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Post by Lizard on Oct 30, 2022 1:22:15 GMT
Out here too. Thank Christ for the internet. I've not thought about daylight savings since I dressed up as Mario in the 2nd grade. Is it a big concern for Mario?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2022 1:29:46 GMT
He just eats a 1up mushroom and he's set.
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Post by Lizard on Oct 30, 2022 1:37:29 GMT
So why were you thinking about it when you were Mario? I assumed it was some sort of LARP thing.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2022 1:48:16 GMT
I think your joke's going over my head, homie.
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Post by Lizard on Oct 30, 2022 2:06:43 GMT
The wording of your post inadvertantly implied that dressing up as Mario required thinking about daylight savings. Apologies.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2022 2:10:18 GMT
It was just a TMI view into me at grade school, I suppose.
I was also a jack-o-lantern in kindergarten, Beetlejuice in first grade and Jack Skellington in third!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2022 2:20:24 GMT
I buzzed my hair off after my Hawai'i trip last month, and it's had me looking like Lupin III. But I've been watching a lot of Indigenous produced shows and films lately and it has me wanting to grow sexy Jason Momoa or Keanu Reeves hair.
On that note, is Apple's See any good? I've meant to watch it, but never got around to it. Watching Netflix's Frontier at the moment.
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Post by Danno on Oct 30, 2022 3:04:41 GMT
On that note, is Apple's See any good? I've meant to watch it, but never got around to it. Watching Netflix's Frontier at the moment. What costume is this
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2022 3:06:03 GMT
American Dumbass. Not a big stretch for me, I'll admit.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Oct 30, 2022 7:11:49 GMT
I buzzed my hair off after my Hawai'i trip last month, and it's had me looking like Lupin III. But I've been watching a lot of Indigenous produced shows and films lately and it has me wanting to grow sexy Jason Momoa or Keanu Reeves hair. On that note, is Apple's See any good? I've meant to watch it, but never got around to it. Watching Netflix's Frontier at the moment. I've heard See is quite good for what it's worth
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