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Post by wunty on Oct 12, 2022 13:56:25 GMT
never ejaculate says wunty The trick is to get close and then chug it all back into your balls.
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Post by wunty on Oct 12, 2022 13:56:51 GMT
See. It's this kind of high-brow quality content you'd miss if I was gone for good.
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Post by askew on Oct 12, 2022 16:08:22 GMT
Pinch the tip, right?
/shudders
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Post by drhickman1983 on Oct 12, 2022 16:31:49 GMT
Ended up googling stuff and apparently retrograde ejaculation is a thing and now I feel oddly queasy thinking about it.
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Post by wunty on Oct 12, 2022 16:47:56 GMT
Retrograde Ejaculation is what I’m calling my 80s cover band
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Post by wunty on Oct 12, 2022 16:48:28 GMT
We’ll never finish our set
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Post by dogbot on Oct 12, 2022 16:49:13 GMT
We’ll never finish our set Or you will, but the ending will be unpleasant, uncomfortable and possibly require a hospital visit.
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Post by wunty on Oct 12, 2022 16:53:12 GMT
Ah, you’ve heard me play before
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Post by Zuluhero on Oct 12, 2022 17:14:44 GMT
Reading about Retrograde Ejaculation, it doesn't sound that bad? Unlike Wuntys low opinion of his music it seems.
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Post by Zuluhero on Oct 12, 2022 17:16:52 GMT
“In retrograde ejaculation, this muscle fails to contract. Because it stays relaxed, the ejaculate ends up in your bladder. The result is what's called a dry orgasm. Despite the lack of ejaculate, it feels like a normal orgasm and doesn't usually affect sexual pleasure”
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Post by wunty on Oct 12, 2022 17:20:42 GMT
It’s just you end up with a spunky bladder
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Post by wunty on Oct 12, 2022 17:22:11 GMT
“Good evening ladies and gentlemen. My name is Spunky Bladder and this… is Retrograde Ejaculation”
/synth music ensues
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Post by Zuluhero on Oct 12, 2022 17:24:19 GMT
This band is practically writing itself.
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Post by Zuluhero on Oct 12, 2022 17:25:04 GMT
Perhaps Dry Orgasm could be the keyboard player.
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Post by nemesis on Oct 12, 2022 17:26:37 GMT
I'm gonna go with hot pudding/cold custard - I've never much cared for custard, having been scarred for life by the filth* they served in the school cafeteria, but I do quite like Ambrosia Devon Custard. * Seriously, how was it lumpy and watery at the same damn time? Maybe drink more water
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Post by Zuluhero on Oct 12, 2022 17:27:47 GMT
I feel like we're having 2 separate conversations that could actually apply to each other...
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Post by nemesis on Oct 12, 2022 17:32:29 GMT
Squeezing it out like the last bit of toothpaste.
Go on champ. Keep pushing.
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Post by mothercruncher on Oct 12, 2022 17:37:58 GMT
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Post by Vortex on Oct 12, 2022 17:43:59 GMT
Perhaps Dry Orgasm could be the keyboard player. Surely that should be an, ahem, ORGANist.
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Post by dogbot on Oct 12, 2022 17:45:34 GMT
Quaddy has a synth, he might be up for it. 80s tastic!
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Post by Vortex on Oct 12, 2022 17:45:41 GMT
Sadly I can't read the cycling tips one mothercruncher posted, it claims i have exceeded my free article reads.
I hate when sites do that. The maybe next time option won't let you just read it either. 😕
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Post by mothercruncher on Oct 12, 2022 18:22:44 GMT
Yep. Irritating. If you use the DuckDuckGo browser you can “burn” your history with any site and keep reading.
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Post by minimatt on Oct 12, 2022 18:44:56 GMT
that cycling one is nuts
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Post by Vortex on Oct 12, 2022 19:02:09 GMT
Yep. Irritating. If you use the DuckDuckGo browser you can “burn” your history with any site and keep reading. Nice tip. It tracks all my gcn app reads though. 😕
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 12, 2022 19:10:08 GMT
Quaddy has a synth, he might be up for it. 80s tastic! Nah, Quaddy's in his own band, Dildos til Dawn.
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Post by Danno on Oct 13, 2022 0:38:11 GMT
I hate this place
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Post by Lizard on Oct 13, 2022 3:13:53 GMT
We love you Danno.
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Post by Onny on Oct 13, 2022 5:40:30 GMT
Just found out that one of my guilty audio pleasures from the 80s is actually about Jesus etc. Man, the 80s were an odd time.
(It’s “I Still Believe” by Tim Capello from the Lost Boys soundtrack)
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Post by Onny on Oct 13, 2022 5:41:47 GMT
Squeezing it out like the last bit of toothpaste. Go on champ. Keep pushing. Can admin add a “I appreciate the this post but it made me feel a bit sick” button for posts like this pls.
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Post by cubby on Oct 13, 2022 11:15:39 GMT
That is the worst when you're trying to sleep and they just won't let you. No amount of huffing gets through to them.
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