Random Musings

He's definitely banged Fat Patsy.

I like this edgy new FG forum Roguey

"Oooh get that Fat Patsy right up me!!!"

Looks like someone is hot for Roguey

It's all that sticky resin

Sounds like liquid aids to me. Hard luck finding out like this.

There's no way poor old HIV could survive in that environment. But I'm definitely expecting some hideous alien parasite to claw its way out of my chest at some point.

We also had Dirty John, who was probably worse than Fat Patsy. Dirty John, at least, retired last year.

He looked normal enough at first glance, but his personal habits were vile. He'd eat in the cafeteria every day and he used baked beans as a condiment. He'd pour them over everything he ate, including, and I want to emphasise this, pudding. He would literally pour baked beans over a slice of cake then eat it.

That wasn't the worst, though. Just after 10AM every day, he'd head off to the toilets, where he would commit a war crime. He'd go into a cubicle and when he left it, it would look like somebody had set off a powerful firework at the bottom of a big pile of shit. Having committed the deed he would then, without fail, walk out of the toilets without washing his hands.

He was an old friend of the CEO, apparently, which explains why he hadn't been fired years before for being fucking useless.

At a place i worked at about 10 years ago, we had a guy who was nicknamed 'the puppeteer' because he walked around with his hand down the back of his trousers.

When the owners of the office we worked from went bankrupt we got lumped in with another office in Romford, where i got a disciplinary for building a wall out of fire safety equipment boxes between our cubicles and he overheard me explain to one of the girls we now shared a room with that it was exactly like the great wall of China, even down to being built to keep a mongol out.

The guy was kind of a racist too. One day he mentioned to me that there was this former technician who got fired for having weed in his work van. When i said i didn't know him, he turns to look at me and says, how can i put this - he was black. One of the women we now shared an office with was herself black, and she sat next to an Arabic lady.

It was awful, though i did manage to demonstrate to both of them that racism was not a position held by our department as a whole.

As it happens, Solid SCB could be a good name for a frozen turd doubling up as a sex toy, depending on what the SCB stands for. Good work

That needs adding to the list

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