mcmonkeyplc
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Post by mcmonkeyplc on Oct 7, 2022 9:13:49 GMT
So...there is no cake?!
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Post by Zomoniac on Oct 7, 2022 9:15:29 GMT
The vasectomy thread never made it over. Booked mine for December. Is it fun?
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Post by Zuluhero on Oct 7, 2022 9:15:32 GMT
Is technogel that bouncey stuff?
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Post by Zuluhero on Oct 7, 2022 9:17:00 GMT
The vasectomy thread never made it over. Booked mine for December. Is it fun? I had one, wasn't too bad, but I do get flair ups of Epididymitis about every 2 years. Just had one recently in fact.
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Post by JuniorFE on Oct 7, 2022 9:17:50 GMT
Of course there's cake*!! There's even a warm inciner hearth to enjoy it by, very necessary these days! *May not actually contain cake
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Post by Zuluhero on Oct 7, 2022 9:18:36 GMT
Beats the rising costs of heating these days.
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Oct 7, 2022 9:27:28 GMT
The vasectomy thread never made it over. Booked mine for December. Is it fun? Yeah don't think that made the cut. Sorry.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2022 9:28:46 GMT
The vasectomy thread never made it over. Booked mine for December. Is it fun? Outcomes I know of range from a bit of an ache for a day or two that panadol easily handled (me), to being unable to stand for 3 weeks and bad for a long while after (a mate). The only pattern there seems to be is the good outcomes were those that didn't worry about it and went in as relaxed as possible. The tense ones suffered. So just chill
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Post by Zuluhero on Oct 7, 2022 9:28:51 GMT
The vasectomy thread never made it over. Booked mine for December. Is it fun? Yeah don't think that made the cut. Sorry. Ba-dum-tish
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 7, 2022 9:45:43 GMT
The vasectomy thread never made it over. Booked mine for December. Is it fun? Yeah don't think that made the cut. Sorry. Boo-urns!
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Post by dfunked on Oct 7, 2022 9:49:46 GMT
Had mine a couple of months ago. It's a weird experience for sure. The absolute worst bit was the needle going in for the anaesthetic (dude REALLY worked it in there!), but not too bad after that. Anaesthetic also didn't work as well on one side, so I felt a lot more of that. I probably should've said something but just toughed it out as it doesn't take long at all.
Was a bit awkward moving about for the first few days, but not too bad after that. As soon as the stitches dissolved (less than 3 weeks) it was absolutely fine, and mainly annoying up until that point rather than painful.
Just get stocked up on paracetamol and ibuprofen and alternate between the two for the first few days.
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Post by Zuluhero on Oct 7, 2022 9:56:11 GMT
I had the 'no scalpel' one (I think), so no stitches. Was done pretty quickly, and recovered pretty fast as well.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 7, 2022 9:57:25 GMT
Maybe I should have a vasectomy for the lolz seeing as I doubt I'll ever have kids at this rate.
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crashV👀d👀
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Post by crashV👀d👀 on Oct 7, 2022 10:08:52 GMT
We have Rachel Reeves in the office today .. I stayed WFH, fuck that noise
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crashV👀d👀
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Post by crashV👀d👀 on Oct 7, 2022 10:12:46 GMT
I had the 'no scalpel' one (I think), so no stitches. Was done pretty quickly, and recovered pretty fast as well. I had the 'holy shit he can still feel this, quick more needles' version Right ball was ok, the left one was attached to a shorter tube so when he tugged it it felt like what I imagine being stabbed feels like. 2 ladies pinned me as he stuck 3 more needles in me to calm me down.
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addyb
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Post by addyb on Oct 7, 2022 10:15:00 GMT
My wife got spayed so I'm free to roam. She didn't like the plastic cone though.
*Please note, that was a joke, I don't fuck dogs, although I have had a few in my time after a few beers, AMIRITE LADZ!!*
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Post by Zuluhero on Oct 7, 2022 10:17:06 GMT
I had the 'no scalpel' one (I think), so no stitches. Was done pretty quickly, and recovered pretty fast as well. I had the 'holy shit he can still feel this, quick more needles' version Right ball was ok, the left one was attached to a shorter tube so when he tugged it it felt like what I imagine being stabbed feels like. 2 ladies pinned me as he stuck 3 more needles in me to calm me down. Weirdly my left one is the one I keep getting flare ups in. When I was having it done that was the side I felt more too.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2022 10:18:31 GMT
It will probably be banned when Prime Minister Rees-Mogg takes over in the new year.
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Post by dfunked on Oct 7, 2022 10:22:11 GMT
My left one is the one that I felt the most too. Bruising on the right side was pretty minimal but left side was like a black satsuma.
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Post by Dougs on Oct 7, 2022 10:22:15 GMT
Yep, I get issues with my left bollock too. First time, I thought it might be something nasty, so went for a scan and all clear. It comes and goes every 4 or 5 months or so, so epididymitis might make sense.
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Post by elstoof on Oct 7, 2022 10:29:49 GMT
Only got half a left nut so if I ever get the snip I met get a discount?
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 7, 2022 14:19:48 GMT
So we seem to have a mouse in the bedroom/upstairs, after discovering it between us we gradually worked our way towards it to corner it using various towels/boxes etc on the floor to create a perimeter, reducing it's space to run about but then when I went to grab it it made a beeline for Mrs Mercury and she reeled back and let down her barrier and the thing shot past her. My idea was to try and kind of grab it with a tea towel (never caught a mouse before), in retrospect I wish I'd sucked it up with the Henry, then could have just released it outside. Gawd knows where it is now, I guess (hope) one of the cats brought it in rather than us having a mouse problem. Stupid cats.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Oct 7, 2022 14:35:35 GMT
You wish you'd sucked off a mouse?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 7, 2022 14:46:29 GMT
Who hasn't?
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Post by DJCopa on Oct 7, 2022 14:48:59 GMT
o/
More of a rat man.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 7, 2022 14:58:53 GMT
Update! Mrs Mercury has just informed me one of the kids has just found a dead mouse in his room, presumably mauled by a cat, hopefully that was the one we saw but shame he died in what must have been a traumatic death, like a scene from Jurassic Park I guess.
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Oct 7, 2022 15:02:32 GMT
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Post by DJCopa on Oct 7, 2022 15:09:34 GMT
Ayyyeeee, Rat Fans!
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Oct 7, 2022 15:10:21 GMT
Where's Errol when we need the VT running?!
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Post by 😎 on Oct 7, 2022 15:13:54 GMT
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