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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 10, 2021 20:28:54 GMT
I knew someone with a legit phobia of red sauce I knew someone with a phobia of any food that wasnt beige or brown, although sauces were ok. He brought oven chips and fish fingers to the office in tupperware to be microwaved, daily. This was 15ish years ago and I believe he's still amongst the living. Weirdly, he also rode a unicycle to work. Genuinely. What a freak |
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Post by Danno on Sept 10, 2021 20:29:25 GMT
This was the last entry ibb.co/zF5tyL7ibb.co/sPr8DyVibb.co/hFCtx67I slow cooked the brisket in the sauce for six hours, took it out, shredded it and cooked it in the sauce for another hour then left it overnight to absorb more moisture. And the cheeky glistening labial flaps marked it down for not being mince. How the hell does "not being mince" equate to something negative?? |
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Sept 10, 2021 20:30:10 GMT
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Post by Danno on Sept 10, 2021 20:31:00 GMT
I knew someone with a phobia of any food that wasnt beige or brown, although sauces were ok. He brought oven chips and fish fingers to the office in tupperware to be microwaved, daily. This was 15ish years ago and I believe he's still amongst the living. Weirdly, he also rode a unicycle to work. Genuinely. What a freak Really, really nice guy though |
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Sept 10, 2021 20:31:34 GMT
He had it bang on when he said the British just want a beany Bolognese. But considering most over here still eat like we're in the blitz, it's hardly surprising.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 10, 2021 20:33:18 GMT
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Post by Vortex on Sept 10, 2021 20:36:35 GMT
That looks amazing. Fuck those chili snobs. ^ This. Hungry now. |
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Sept 10, 2021 20:40:02 GMT
Stupid GIFS ruining my wordplay.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2021 20:40:30 GMT
While that does look nice I'm sorry but it was a chilli cookoff. At best that is spiced meat. It looks delicious but without rules society would collapse. I'm with Geoff's friends.
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Post by Danno on Sept 10, 2021 20:41:28 GMT
Where's your loyalty
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Post by Vortex on Sept 10, 2021 20:41:58 GMT
With nick's mates, obvs.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2021 20:42:06 GMT
I'm loyal to the rules.
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Post by Vortex on Sept 10, 2021 20:42:45 GMT
Nick/geoff
Dale/chris
Where does the madness end?
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Sept 10, 2021 20:43:17 GMT
That's not very woke, that meat clearly identifies itself as part of the chili food group. Who are we to tell it what it can or can't be.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2021 20:43:39 GMT
Wait a minute, I didn't see the top picture, I thought he just served a plate of meat.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 10, 2021 20:44:26 GMT
CHILLI CAN BE MADE WITH BRISKET YOU FUCKING PEASANT
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Sept 10, 2021 20:44:38 GMT
At a professional chilli contest?
He's not mental!
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Sept 10, 2021 20:45:31 GMT
I feel like we've tapped into a bit of a sore spot here.
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Post by 😎 on Sept 10, 2021 20:46:46 GMT
Chili is fundamentally just “meat with some kind of chili pepper” so those Tex Mex Is All I Know sons of bitches can shove it.
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Post by Vortex on Sept 10, 2021 20:47:09 GMT
I feel like we've tapped into a bit of a sore spot here. Someone forgot to wash their hands after chopping chillis? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2021 20:47:09 GMT
CHILLI CAN BE MADE WITH BRISKET YOU FUCKING PEASANT Relax Geoff, I've made it with brisket, I only saw the plate of meat. Sauce could use some thickening though. |
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Post by Danno on Sept 10, 2021 20:50:01 GMT
You're about about to get that surname
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Post by KD on Sept 10, 2021 20:57:30 GMT
I shortly dated a girl who had a phobia of food that's floating in anything, caught me by surprise.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2021 20:58:14 GMT
I had a bottle of lucozade sport earlier for the first time in years, I forgot how much I enjoyed poking my tongue against the little rubbery non-drip valve and pretending I’m licking a very tiny anus Calm down Saville. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2021 21:08:26 GMT
Might just be a cat owner.
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Post by Danno on Sept 10, 2021 21:10:05 GMT
Fuck's sake Decks  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2021 21:14:25 GMT
Or hamster?
Apparently their anus can stretch twice the width of its body, but only the once.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2021 21:14:28 GMT
Might just be a cat owner. This is worth starting a PoTD thread for. |
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Post by Danno on Sept 10, 2021 21:17:29 GMT
Or hamster? Apparently their anus can stretch twice the width of its body, but only the once. POIDH |
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Post by elstoof on Sept 10, 2021 21:17:33 GMT
The cat owns me, otherwise he’d be licking my anus
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Sounds like Nicks got Chilli Beef. 
