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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2021 19:06:20 GMT
You carry around Martini glasses with you?
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Post by lordofthedunce on Aug 20, 2021 19:06:40 GMT
But take 20 more just to be sure
(Of the shrooms)
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Post by Vortex on Aug 20, 2021 19:30:46 GMT
I thought magic mushie season was sept-oct.
Needs time to conjure.
Been a very looong time since i partook mind.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Aug 20, 2021 19:34:13 GMT
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Post by dfunked on Aug 20, 2021 19:50:08 GMT
If you keep talking about Decks like that it'll go to his head.
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Post by mcmonkeyplc on Aug 20, 2021 19:55:16 GMT
What a great day. Absolutely beautiful. I finished phase one of my training at work early, so got cut loose a whole hour before i should have been able to go home. I'm starting to think maybe i'm a natural at this. I'm celebrating with a passion fruit martini. I was gonna just drink it straight from the can on the step of the newsagents, but that's the old me, and it's not a manner befitting someone with my new station in life. So out came the martini glasses. I repeat: What a great day. The sun in shining, i have a whole two days off (plus the extra hour), it's an NXT Takeover weekend, i've nearly finished the Paris DLC in Valhalla. I hope everyone else is doing well. Excellent! Glad to hear some good news! |
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Post by Danno on Aug 20, 2021 20:54:38 GMT
I thought magic mushie season was sept-oct. Needs time to conjure. Been a very looong time since i partook mind. Mid Sept at the earliest in the UK for the wild ones. Fly Agaric pops up in August but that's a proper upset stomach on top of everything else and you dont want that |
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Post by dfunked on Aug 20, 2021 20:58:03 GMT
Well WTF has mothercruncher just ingested, then?...
Check in every 20 minutes please!
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Post by Zuluhero on Aug 20, 2021 21:00:12 GMT
Death cap?
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Post by Danno on Aug 20, 2021 21:04:04 GMT
Anyway my neighbour is apparently cutting their holiday short by 2 weeks and will be here again on Tuesday. This is all kinds of awful because 1) I don't get to look after their dog anymore, since their daughter came back earlier today, collected the dog, and promptly fucked off out all night, leaving said dog in a crate all evening and 2) my fucking shouty, door closure disrespecting bastard neighbours will be back 2 weeks early and will only walk their dog about 3 times a week (as opposed to my 3-4 times a day)
It's genuinely quite upsetting, mostly on the dog front. She's a little fluffy white thing with a lot of heart and after going absolutely mental at seeing one of her family, she's been locked up for the night. Great.
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Post by jono62 on Aug 20, 2021 21:47:37 GMT
You know what, it really was. I'm happy at work because of how well i'm doing with the actual work, as opposed to the fair maidens in the office, for what feels like the first time. The job satisfaction is going to be off the charts when/if i complete the training. So yeah, nothing else to add really. I'm just perfectly happy at this precise moment in time. Did you tell the zoom maiden she was wrong and how to do her job? |
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Post by dfunked on Aug 20, 2021 21:56:09 GMT
It's genuinely quite upsetting, mostly on the dog front. She's a little fluffy white thing with a lot of heart and after going absolutely mental at seeing one of her family, she's been locked up for the night. Great. That's fucked up. Some people just shouldn't own pets, just like some people shouldn't have kids yet they keep popping them out. We've talked numerous times about getting a dog but even though I'm currently home all the time and the OH has a job where she could potentially bring it in, we still haven't passed that threshold of it being the right move. Then some random cunt can just pay a breeder for whatever inbred fashionable pooch they fancy and bring it home to get neglected like that. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2021 6:08:04 GMT
"Glamping" in what is essentially a small wooden shack and my son waking up at 2am with what appears to be the noravirus has been a lot of fun. It's raining so I can't even get out of here. I'm just locked in this one bedroom shack. With the smell.
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Post by Graxlar on Aug 21, 2021 6:17:24 GMT
My son just ‘requested’ to watch the super Mario bros movie. He is 4 1/2 and I think I have officially failed as a parent.
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Post by RobEG on Aug 21, 2021 6:19:25 GMT
"Glamping" in what is essentially a small wooden shack and my son waking up at 2am with what appears to be the noravirus has been a lot of fun. It's raining so I can't even get out of here. I'm just locked in this one bedroom shack. With the smell. That really sucks, sorry to hear that. Noravirus is bad enough at the best of times, let alone locked up in a shack with it. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2021 6:35:20 GMT
He says he feels ok now so not sure it is noravirus. His room is coated in vomit though and the smell of diarrhea has soaked through my skin.
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Post by damagedinc on Aug 21, 2021 6:40:39 GMT
He says he feels ok now so not sure it is noravirus. His room is coated in vomit though and the smell of diarrhea has soaked through my skin. We had a very similar trip. Turned out to be rotovirus. Was horrendous, hope he gets better soon. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2021 7:10:38 GMT
He's just ate some toast so we're just sat watching him like an undetonated WW2 bomb.
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Post by Frog on Aug 21, 2021 7:17:34 GMT
Give him a curry, it will get it out if his system faster.
*Not a doctor
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Post by Danno on Aug 21, 2021 7:20:22 GMT
He's just ate some toast so we're just sat watching him like an undetonated WW2 bomb. I shouldn't laugh but you have a way with words. Hope he's over it. |
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Post by elstoof on Aug 21, 2021 8:15:30 GMT
My son just ‘requested’ to watch the super Mario bros movie. He is 4 1/2 and I think I have officially failed as a parent. He’s far too young to know who Dennis Hopper is |
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Post by elstoof on Aug 21, 2021 8:17:36 GMT
Both of mine had similar vomiting things recently, spent all night chucking up then woke up the next morning fresh like they’d done a fortnite the Priory
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Post by RobEG on Aug 21, 2021 8:27:52 GMT
We’ve had vomiting as well this morning, but I think it’s tonsillitis or ear infection.
Hope the bomb doesn’t detonate Decks
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Post by Rodimus-Prime on Aug 21, 2021 8:30:18 GMT
Did you tell the zoom maiden she was wrong and how to do her job? Not exactly. We talked it out as a group the following day, and because i wasn't under such immediate pressure (she was very defensive at the time and asked me things i had no way of answering) i was able to explain myself a little better and we agreed it was a bit of a misunderstanding. Basically, i thought that a line of questioning we are encouraged to use was insensitive in the very specific fictional scenario we were discussing. The Zoom Maiden thought i was saying that this type of questioning is bad generally, which wasn't the case at all. We agreed to disagree, and she reiterated that we'll all find our own ways of doing things, but to not discount any techniques presented. It was quite nice, because a lot of other people in the class contacted me privately to say that they agreed with me. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2021 8:32:19 GMT
Seems fine now, jumping on the bed and being his usual arsehole self. Now just need to burn the bed he was sleeping on.
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Post by RobEG on Aug 21, 2021 8:34:41 GMT
Burn the whole cabin to be sure.
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Post by robthehermit on Aug 21, 2021 9:32:48 GMT
You haven't been abroad in 11 years? You must really like the UK. I've never even owned a passport. |
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Aug 21, 2021 9:33:37 GMT
Seems fine now, jumping on the bed and being his usual arsehole self. Now just need to burn the bed he was sleeping on. He may have passed it on to you. Is he able to operate a mop and bucket with reasonable skill? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2021 10:44:37 GMT
Seems fine now, jumping on the bed and being his usual arsehole self. Now just need to burn the bed he was sleeping on. He may have passed it on to you. Is he able to operate a mop and bucket with reasonable skill? Norovirus is bloody contagious and very hard to get rid of. My family came down with it one after the other when we were on holiday once. I looked after each in turn and then got it myself. 24 hours for each of us. My wife had someone at work start vomiting and they had to be sent home as otherwise they'd have apparently stayed. The next morning, they turned up for work looking like death and again my wife (who isn't the boss) said "either you work from home or I am". Can't understand why people need to be told this sort of stuff. |
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Post by RobEG on Aug 21, 2021 11:40:37 GMT
I live in constant fear of norovirus. I don’t think I’ve felt as ill as I did when I had that. Managing it with kids to look after as well is a fucking nightmare.
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