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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 4, 2021 12:28:48 GMT
Who the fuck actually enjoys an apple. Fuck you, bro.
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Post by sport✅ on Nov 4, 2021 12:32:27 GMT
Who the fuck actually enjoys an apple. Fuck you, bro. I actually don't think I've eaten an apple in years, which is weird. Craving apples now.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2021 12:38:50 GMT
Look, be honest with yourselves. They're shite.
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Post by Danno on Nov 4, 2021 12:39:07 GMT
Who the fuck actually enjoys an apple. Fuck you, bro. BRUH
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2021 12:40:56 GMT
I take it this means the wedding is off. I can't do an apple person.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Nov 4, 2021 12:42:06 GMT
Hmm, I was thinking along the lines of if I could only eat one type of fruit from now onwards, it would be an apple. So many different types/varieties.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 4, 2021 12:43:31 GMT
I ate an orange in the street last week (while waiting outside a Zara, fact fans) and people were looking at me like I was weird. I suppose its not helped by the fact you can smell a freshly peeled orange from a different postcode.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2021 12:44:45 GMT
Hmm, I was thinking along the lines of if I could only eat one type of fruit from now onwards, it would be an apple. So many different types/varieties. But you know where you are with a banana. Solid. Dependable. As for oranges, I can't eat them. I just end up in a blind rage trying to peel them and lob the fucking thing off the wall when I get down to the stringy white bits of pish.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 4, 2021 12:45:56 GMT
Oranges are the lord of fruit, thats why they make you work hard for them.
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Post by Danno on Nov 4, 2021 12:46:54 GMT
Hmm, I was thinking along the lines of if I could only eat one type of fruit from now onwards, it would be an apple. So many different types/varieties. But you know where you are with a banana. Solid. Dependable. As for oranges, I can't eat them. I just end up in a blind rage trying to peel them and lob the fucking thing off the wall when I get down to the stringy white bits of pish. And then there's the unexpected seed to crunch into after the first few seedless segments lulled you into thinking it was safe
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 4, 2021 12:48:09 GMT
I take it this means the wedding is off. I can't do an apple person. TBF I thought the deal was that I'd be sharing your wife?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2021 12:48:36 GMT
It's work that doesn't pay off. Especially as half the time I make the effort of peeling all the crap off I'm left with what is essentially a dry wrinkled orange ballsack I'm expected to eat and enjoy. Then it ends up being full of pips and I'm standing there holding this fleshy testicle choking to death and smelling like a cistern.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 4, 2021 12:49:35 GMT
Hmm, I was thinking along the lines of if I could only eat one type of fruit from now onwards, it would be an apple. So many different types/varieties. But you know where you are with a banana. Solid. Dependable. You're still talking about bananas, right?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2021 12:50:03 GMT
Thought I'd clicked on the shaved manhood thread there.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2021 12:54:37 GMT
I take it this means the wedding is off. I can't do an apple person. TBF I thought the deal was that I'd be sharing your wife? Oh yeah. You're okay with 6 days out of 7 right?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Nov 4, 2021 12:56:36 GMT
TBF I thought the deal was that I'd be sharing your wife? Oh yeah. You're okay with 6 days out of 7 right? I guess so, don't have much going on at the moment.
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Post by Dougs on Nov 4, 2021 13:08:50 GMT
I'm with Danno on oranges. Fuck that. Clementine or satsuma for orangey goodness. Bananas are the staple, and whilst I like apples, they are really need to be crisp as fuck. The floury ones can fuck off.
And then there's grapes. Grapes rock too.
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Post by Danno on Nov 4, 2021 13:12:20 GMT
I'm with Danno on oranges. Fuck that. Clementine or satsuma for orangey goodness. Bananas are the staple, and whilst I like apples, they are really need to be crisp as fuck. The floury ones can fuck off. And then there's grapes. Grapes rock too. Hell yes and they're everywhere this time of year
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Post by Vortex on Nov 4, 2021 13:14:50 GMT
Apples definitely need to be crispy, none of the mulchy shit you used to get.
Oranges are nice, but a ballache to open and if overly seedy/dry, a total disappointment.
Also, from now on, I will always think of wunty typing while wearing a blue and yellow superhero costume
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Nov 4, 2021 13:20:52 GMT
Forget grapes, that wasn't an option.
I haven't peeled an orange for decades, just cut the skin off with a sharp knife, cut it into quarters or thereabouts, jobs a goodun. Avoids all that shitty rind stuff too.
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Post by Dougs on Nov 4, 2021 13:23:05 GMT
Are you taking the pith?
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Nov 4, 2021 13:31:23 GMT
I prefer Mandarins to oranges. Similar sort of taste, a fraction of the effort to peel.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2021 13:47:24 GMT
I don't mind oranges. I've a bowl of them in the living room and when I'm hungry it encourages me to eat something a bit better for me than a bag of crisps. Some can be buggers to peel though if they have a milimetre of skin and an inch of pith superglued to the actual fruit.
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Post by hedben on Nov 4, 2021 13:48:30 GMT
Dammit I missed the survey. I like a good survey.
The police just rang about my bike. They asked if there's any CCTV in the area (I was going to ask them the same question) and suggested I look on Gumtree and Facebook Marketplace.
She did say they will certainly "follow up any leads", but I think we both 100% knew that my case is going into a filing cabinet with all the others, never to be seen again.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2021 14:11:54 GMT
Apples definitely need to be crispy, none of the mulchy shit you used to get. Oranges are nice, but a ballache to open and if overly seedy/dry, a total disappointment. Also, from now on, I will always think of wunty typing while wearing a blue and yellow superhero costume Don't pretend you don't have the Bananaman theme going around in your head as well now.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Nov 4, 2021 14:34:23 GMT
A guy I used to work with had a very expensive electric bike stolen whilst it was locked up in his new workplace's 'secure' bike store. The police found it 'on the street' a few months later.
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Post by 😎 on Nov 4, 2021 16:54:37 GMT
So according to QAnon, JFK Sr didn't rise from the dead earlier this week and pass on his everlasting Presidency to Trump...because he was too busy playing a concert because he is in fact Keith Richards.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Nov 4, 2021 16:56:13 GMT
Good one gremmi
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Post by dogbot on Nov 4, 2021 17:50:39 GMT
a dry wrinkled orange ballsack I'm expected to eat... Is it the weekend already?? 😉
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Post by Saul1138 on Nov 4, 2021 23:16:53 GMT
I don’t eat a lot of fruit, but I do enjoy a nice fruit salad occasionally. Usually will core and slice an apple, throw in a couple of kiwi fruit, a banana, some grapes, blue berries and strawberries, and, if I can be bothered, a pineapple. Not a whole pineapple. I do enjoy a pomegranate. a dry wrinkled orange ballsack I'm expected to eat... Is it the Tory Party Conference weekend already?? 😉
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