Random Rants (for Rob the Robber but I have beef anyway)

Calendars that go SMTWTFS can fuck off because that's wrong! It's MTWTFSS. Saturday and Sunday are the fucking weekend. End of.

Try living next door to it. When everything was grounded in Covid I realised it was the first time I’d experienced actual silence in like 10 years. It’s weird *not* having the constant low rumble of a taxiing Hercules soundtracking your every waking moment.

I fucking hate dealing with my council. We live in a flat. Any time anything goes wrong with something leading into the flat, in this case the circuit/fuse box so the electricity can be switched off and a smart meter installed, goes wrong. I phone up and whoever is on the phone will insist till they're blue in the face as it only affects our flat they won't do anything. If it was the stairwell light they'd be on it in a flash. Then you have to email pointedly linking to all the documentation saying they're responsible for electrics outside of the flats, regardless of what it's connected to. Wait several days. Etc. etc. Then get the wife to phone as they listen to her for some reason.

Just ARGH. Fucking train your staff properly.

It’s partially a stance to let Elon known en-mass that it was a really stupid rebrand. The media equivalent of “I’m not fucking calling it that”

They probably have to say it that way, so when it turns out that all of X, formerly Twitter’s liabilities come out, we will see Musk was a genius for protecting his money and leaving gullible shareholders with the burden.

Yes. People generally operate trolleys like fuckwits. Leave them blocking aisles while they go and compare every tin of tuna, pull them alongside taking up twice the width.

Those tins of beans with the little sausages in that are poorly labeled. Don't just have a similar cover as baked beans but with 'and pork sausages' underneath, put the sausages in the forefront so it's clear what you're putting in your basket

If anyone wants some and is willing to collect, you can have them for free. Can't be arsed with posting or ebay. I don't really know what to do with them now

Elbows and arseholes, same as any other mass produced sausage.

Meat is rank and from past experience you can totally still taste them. Beans are ruined. I've already opened them, which is the real issue, otherwise I could just stick them in a food bank

I think it's something that staff should be trained to highlight at checkout and ask you if you meant to pick up the sausage ones. Have a few normal tins of beans under the counter to quickly switch them. They should also do it with the frosted Shreddies

They could have a picture of the sausages pop up on the screen and require you to confirm the purchase

Haven't they suffered enough already?

Beans suck.

You're not getting invited round for dinner then

too soon, danno