What's for Breakfast?

I wish Major would.

Anyway, breakfast is a medley of bran flakes and shredded wheat, in a delicious cow jus.

My actual breakfast was a massive smoothie I made with kale, spinach, banana, strawberry, mango, blueberries, natural yoghurt and honey. I didn't take a photo because even if I got a good one, it would still look like vomit.

Oh baby... That looks naughty!

Had a milk, banana, peanut butter and oats smoothie.

I want that.

Two toasted crumpets with Anchor butter.

V60 coffee…it’s the purple Taylor’s one at the mo, whatever that is, “intensity” of 5.

Veggie breakfast at the seafront cafe down the road. Scrambled eggs, grilled tomato, wilted spinach, artichoke hearts, mushrooms and five-grain toast with basil oil. Was okay, but why does everywhere overcook scrambled eggs? They're not meant to be a homogenous spongy mass.

Also beans>tomato in a breakfast.

Latte and an almond croissant to make my morning commute on the train a bit more pleasant.

Eggs Montreal with has browns. Yum.

Nah, I went out. Never made hollandaise and can't be arsed with the faff of poached eggs. And there's a good cafe about two minutes walk away.

There's no food subforum here, but there should be.

My go to, and bearing in mind I'm in the land of the vastly overrated food morons here, consists of several "breakfast sausages" (a diminutive sausage along the lines of a small chipolata that taste like Walls), some eggs, sunny side up and steamed in the last moments of cooking (just squirt some water into the frying pan next to the eggies and plop a saucepan lid over them and they'll meet the correct criteria). A couple of slices of "Italian bread" which is shit, but it's the best you can get without going to a baker. Some fried tomatoes and an el shitton of tobasco. Am I some sort of pervert with the sauce? Don't care. Oh, and a few cups of coffee, McCafe is my current boy. Don't judge, it's great. 

I'm getting a bit bored though.

I should note that I attempted Captain Crunch with 'fruity pebbels' once, but it made my poo green. Never again, it was harrowing. 

Oh yeah. I like that porridge-based home remedy. The honey and banana really sends it. Taking notes here.

Natural yoghurt, honey, strawberries, raspberries and blueberries with some chocolate granola.

I normally just eat some rice crispies like I'm 8 years old but for some reason everyone was having this and felt left out.

I quite like overnight oats, but but they're not to everybodys taste obviously. You can throw any old dried fruit, nuts and seeds in and it usually comes out nice. Handy having something ready to go in the morning.

I usually put a teaspoon of cocoa powder in mine and chop up some dried apricots. Full fat milk too. Sometimes chop up an apple or something too, or a dollop of yoghurt on top.