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Post by Blue_Mike on Oct 27, 2023 13:39:39 GMT
You know when you use the ordering kiosk in McDonalds, tap the "Make It Plain" button and then still have to tap a second button to manually remove the cheese...
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Post by cubby on Oct 27, 2023 13:49:46 GMT
Stop ordering the cheeseburger then you maniac.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2023 13:51:09 GMT
Mmmm plain McDonald's burger sounds extra tasty.
Like eating a damp coaster from the pub.
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Post by hicksy on Oct 27, 2023 15:55:39 GMT
Mmmm shared pub nuts seasoned with men’s urine tainted pool cue fingers. Nothing quite like em.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 27, 2023 17:06:51 GMT
Records that obfuscate which side is which. Just put A/B/1/2 in a big old font, ffs.
Special mention to ‘OK Computer’ which saw me take an embarrassingly long time to figure out they had labelled each side eeny, meeny, miney, mo in tiny little letters.
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Post by mrpon on Oct 27, 2023 18:56:38 GMT
You know when you use the ordering kiosk in McDonalds, tap the "Make It Plain" button and then still have to tap a second button to manually remove the cheese... The kiosk screens that all have feces residue on them? |
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 27, 2023 19:24:31 GMT
I use the app to order rather than the filth magnets. You’re never quite sure if that’s a smear of bbq sauce or not
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Post by cubby on Oct 27, 2023 19:25:46 GMT
Just lick it to find out.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Oct 27, 2023 19:32:56 GMT
I operate the touchscreens with my nose to keep my fingers feaces free.
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Post by Vortex on Oct 27, 2023 20:38:01 GMT
Special mention to ‘OK Computer’ which saw me take an embarrassingly long time to figure out they had labelled each side eeny, meeny, miney, mo in tiny little letters. Aw, i quite like that though. I was the kind of nerd who always liked checking vinyl for little inscriptions on the out-groove though. |
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Post by Vortex on Oct 27, 2023 20:38:56 GMT
Technically, i guess that's the run-out, given there's only one groove all the way through.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Oct 27, 2023 20:50:56 GMT
Stop ordering the cheeseburger then you maniac. You wouldn't want to be in a room/vehicle/within 20 yards of me after I've accidentally ingested cheese. Not if you didn't want all your nasal hairs to instinctively fall out on the spot in protest, anyway. |
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Post by cubby on Oct 27, 2023 21:23:10 GMT
*tap tap tap*  That one Mike! |
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Post by Blue_Mike on Oct 27, 2023 21:31:22 GMT
Now trying doing it with a double quarter pounder.
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Post by cubby on Oct 27, 2023 21:36:26 GMT
Okay you're just a monster.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Oct 27, 2023 21:53:36 GMT
Okay you're just a monster.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Nov 6, 2023 19:26:36 GMT
Runners who, whilst waiting at traffic lights or other crossing jog on the spot as they wait for a break in the traffic. Dorks! And another thing, runners who run with a head torch (switched on) when there are street lights to light the way, as an (atm ex) runner it's just not necessary, sure use a torch when the path is dark but when it's lit up it's just ooh look at me! |
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Post by drhickman1983 on Nov 6, 2023 20:13:53 GMT
Speaking of lights, cyclists with high lumen lights set to flashing, or worse, strobing. Makes it hard to gauge how far away they are.
Bonus points if the light of angled up so it shines into the eyes of other oncoming cyclists.
Bonus bonus points if they have a mate dressed in black with no lights riding next to them, who are entirely invisible because everyone else is so blinded from the flashing lights.
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Post by Onny on Nov 6, 2023 21:48:12 GMT
I’m guilty of setting my lights to flash when it’s dark, partly because I’ve found that a single steady light can be hard to identify sometimes. Sorry, user Lizard.
Edit: my invisible friend is sorry too. It’s just hard to tell right now because he’s pulling a wheelie down the middle of the street.
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Post by Lizard on Nov 6, 2023 22:28:06 GMT
I’m guilty of setting my lights to flash when it’s dark, partly because I’ve found that a single steady light can be hard to identify sometimes. Sorry, user Lizard. Edit: my invisible friend is sorry too. It’s just hard to tell right now because he’s pulling a wheelie down the middle of the street. Don't apologise to me. I'm a big supporter of flashing. Do it all the time. |
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Post by Onny on Nov 7, 2023 5:12:24 GMT
Oh my aged-addled mind.
I’m sorry, user Troy Maclure (??).
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Nov 8, 2023 4:08:44 GMT
Teeny-tiny pictures on Wikipedia.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2023 15:51:11 GMT
Nail biters.
Should be fines for people that do it in public. Gross habit.
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Post by dangerousdave on Nov 11, 2023 12:18:05 GMT
I house shared with a guy who would bite his toe nails in the living room.
I don’t know what was worse. The fact he did it in front of others or that I would occasionally find a chunky yellow “clipping” in our carpet.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Nov 11, 2023 12:51:12 GMT
I do bite my nails, wish I didn't but frankly it's a nervous compulsion especially when stresse and anxious, so right now my nails are very short.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Nov 11, 2023 15:09:38 GMT
You'll end up with weird inset nails if you're not careful
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Post by convercide on Nov 15, 2023 18:11:13 GMT
Stop ordering the cheeseburger then you maniac. You wouldn't want to be in a room/vehicle/within 20 yards of me after I've accidentally ingested cheese. Not if you didn't want all your nasal hairs to instinctively fall out on the spot in protest, anyway. I have to suffer the same fate. And to be fair, a cheeseless Double Quarter Pounder isn't as bad as you'd think. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2023 19:46:42 GMT
He just has the burger and bun though. Like he's torturing himself.
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Post by convercide on Nov 15, 2023 19:49:58 GMT
Nah you get the onion and sauce too.
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Post by A46Matt on Jan 3, 2024 9:44:28 GMT
Paracetamol/ibuprofen packets. Always open the bastards at the leaflet end.
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