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Post by Psychotext on Oct 12, 2021 9:54:42 GMT
I have a small container (proper type) in the garage for my petrol strimmer / mower.
Definitely wouldn't want to try and store a lot though.
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Post by puddleduck on Oct 12, 2021 10:08:58 GMT
This is such a minor thing but our microwave has a digital clock rather than a dial. Without fail my wife will open it before it finishes and leave seconds on the countdown. I find myself having to push cancel to set it back to the clock whenever I see it.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 12, 2021 10:19:57 GMT
Ahh is she a beep a hater? I do that, can't stand the stupid beeping bastard. I do try and remember to cancel it though.
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Post by H-alphaFox on Oct 12, 2021 10:23:45 GMT
Ooh, I do that. It's a game to try and leave it to the last possible moment without it going beep.
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Post by imamazed on Oct 12, 2021 10:24:37 GMT
You can turn off the beeps. On most microwaves.
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Post by imamazed on Oct 12, 2021 10:25:11 GMT
Actually now I've typed that out I'm a lot less confident. Can you do that? I think I've done it before.
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Post by H-alphaFox on Oct 12, 2021 10:32:23 GMT
I'd still do it without the beeps. It's a control thing.
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Post by minimatt on Oct 12, 2021 11:45:23 GMT
oh those fucking beeps. Bosch are the worst. Quality design and manufacture throughout, right until they got a bulk load of the cheapest nastiest beepers from some random ebayer and put them in absolutely everything. The kettle - does it switch off with a clunk, a whistle, even a harmonious tone? Nah, BEEEEP. At volume. The washing machine is worse still, "I've finished washing your clothes, BEEEEP", 30 seconds later "you've still not acknowledged me, BEEEP", 30 seconds later "I'm still here you know, BEEEEP", 30 seconds later "you need to come switch me off, BEEEEP", 30 seconds later "no I can't do it myself, I can only BEEEP" - it'll do this till the end of time, or at least all through the night if you thought to put some washing on before you go to bed, or all through the day if you did so before heading out.
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Post by dogbot on Oct 12, 2021 13:19:24 GMT
Our stupid (and no, still not fixed) washing machine plays 10 second beep-song when you press start (in case you didn't notice you'd pressed start) and a 30 second beep-song (I think it might be "Onward Christian Soliders") whenever it finishes.
I'm sure you can disable it, but still. Why?
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Post by Danno on Oct 12, 2021 16:10:19 GMT
To make you think twice about getting it fixed
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Post by Dougs on Oct 12, 2021 17:06:41 GMT
Do you need to get A Man around to fix it dogbot?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2021 17:09:18 GMT
The worst is my fucking washing machine that beeps 5 minutes BEFORE you can open the door.
Why the fuck would anyone design that?
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Post by dogbot on Oct 12, 2021 17:10:45 GMT
Do you need to get A Man around to fix it dogbot? *snort* Coming tomorrow. 🤣
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Post by Dougs on Oct 12, 2021 17:16:53 GMT
Exactly the sort of thing I would do.
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Post by Sarfrin on Oct 13, 2021 18:45:52 GMT
Our stupid (and no, still not fixed) washing machine plays 10 second beep-song when you press start (in case you didn't notice you'd pressed start) and a 30 second beep-song (I think it might be "Onward Christian Soliders") whenever it finishes. I'm sure you can disable it, but still. Why? Our Samsung does that. Apparently the tune is an extract from Schubert's Trout Quintet, although it sounds a bit like Stand Up for Jesus.
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Post by tonyferrino on Oct 13, 2021 18:55:52 GMT
My mother-in-law pronounces tzatziki as "talziki" for some weird reason.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2021 21:31:12 GMT
I hope you really sneer at her everytime she says it.
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Post by Nitrous on Oct 13, 2021 21:39:08 GMT
Our stupid (and no, still not fixed) washing machine plays 10 second beep-song when you press start (in case you didn't notice you'd pressed start) and a 30 second beep-song (I think it might be "Onward Christian Soliders") whenever it finishes. I'm sure you can disable it, but still. Why? Our Hoover washing machine works but it's started to randomly beep on its own. If I then go to turn the dial it's always one step behind or in front of the selected mode. It's very strange.
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Post by Danno on Oct 13, 2021 21:54:08 GMT
Our stupid (and no, still not fixed) washing machine plays 10 second beep-song when you press start (in case you didn't notice you'd pressed start) and a 30 second beep-song (I think it might be "Onward Christian Soliders") whenever it finishes. I'm sure you can disable it, but still. Why? Our Hoover washing machine works but it's started to randomly beep on its own. If I then go to turn the dial it's always one step behind or in front of the selected mode. It's very strange. Skynet's testing the water
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Post by anephric on Oct 13, 2021 21:58:47 GMT
My Samsung washing machine plays Schubert's The Trout when it finishes. I think it's lovely.
Edit: already mentioned above! The Trout is one of my favourite pieces of music, so I can't complain.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 13, 2021 22:01:04 GMT
My Samsung washing machine plays Schubert's The Trout when it finishes. I think it's lovely. Edit: already mentioned above! The Trout is one of my favourite pieces of music, so I can't complain. It's just what he would have wanted
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Post by dfunked on Oct 13, 2021 22:02:22 GMT
I'll have to listen to that. It's a nice little jingle, even if it's reminding you that you've got to put the washing out now.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 13, 2021 22:04:13 GMT
I invariably end up hating all alarm sounds/jingles as they're telling me I need to do something I don't want to do, such as getting up in the morning
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Post by drhickman1983 on Oct 13, 2021 22:06:07 GMT
I weirdly liked the Samsung washing machines a couple of places I've lived in had, the excessively long tune made me smile.
I rarely get woken up by alarm these days, unless it's super-unusually early for some reason I tend to wake up before the alarm goes off.
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Post by dogbot on Oct 13, 2021 22:06:48 GMT
You'll be surprised to hear that ours is a Samsung, too.
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Post by H-alphaFox on Oct 14, 2021 7:40:35 GMT
We have a new Bosch dishwasher and it doesn't make a sound at all.
No satisfying beeps when you push a button and no beeps or jingles when it's finished. Plus it's pretty silent when its running.
Be careful what you wish for because as Joni Mitchell say's "They paved paradise and put up a parking lot".
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 14, 2021 7:52:11 GMT
Speaking of Bosch, hats off to whoever got using a song about someone shitting on someones desk, sucking themselves off and then shooting themselves in their latest advertising campaign signed off.
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Post by Zyrr on Oct 14, 2021 8:31:24 GMT
Our washing machine and tumble dryer are both Samsung and what's interesting is that they both play that little jingle from Schubert's The Trout, but play a different flourish of notes at the end. With time, a learned ear can tell whether the washing or drying is done by that last few notes (I spend too much time in the house)
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Post by Zomoniac on Oct 14, 2021 8:37:02 GMT
Our Bosch washer and drier just make beeps when they finish. The Miele dishwasher plays a jingle every 20 seconds for several minutes though. I wish it wouldn't.
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Post by Danno on Oct 14, 2021 10:03:58 GMT
Speaking of Bosch, hats off to whoever got using a song about someone shitting on someones desk, sucking themselves off and then shooting themselves in their latest advertising campaign signed off. I have deeply misunderstood 'It's Oh So Quiet'
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