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Post by wunty on Jan 24, 2023 15:38:13 GMT
I do like my necromorphs wearing very little (skin). Sexy. I can't even remember the force gun. It's ridiculous how many weapons I've completely ignored across all three games in favour of the plasma cutter and ripper. It's all I've ever needed. The plasma cutter and ripper are the names he has for his testicles. Hey there sexy (necro)lady. Would you like to meet Isaac Clarke and his two friends, Plasma Cutter and Ripper? Let me get them out from my Ishimura. Nope. Still doesn't work. Hell, it's worth a try though. Someone use it when they're out and report back.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 24, 2023 15:43:59 GMT
The plasma cutter and ripper are the names he has for his testicles. Hey there sexy (necro)lady. Would you like to meet Isaac Clarke and his two friends, Plasma Cutter and Ripper? Let me get them out from my Ishimura. Nope. Still doesn't work. Hell, it's worth a try though. Someone use it when they're out and report back. Sounds like a job for Geefe tbh, give him some time though he's out at the moment turning down Pamela Anderson.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2023 16:12:44 GMT
So are there reviews for this? It’s out already, right? I saw it on shelves at Target last night.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 24, 2023 16:18:21 GMT
So are there reviews for this? It’s out already, right? I saw it on shelves at Target last night. Out Friday. Go buy it and review it for us, you slag!
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Post by quadfather on Jan 24, 2023 16:18:37 GMT
Can't see any at the minute, nothing on metacritic either
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2023 16:20:54 GMT
So are there reviews for this? It’s out already, right? I saw it on shelves at Target last night. Out Friday. Go buy it and review it for us, you slag! $70 though. D: For that, I’d rather buy a bunch of digital games on sale.
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Post by baihu1983 on Jan 24, 2023 16:52:35 GMT
Not available till 4pm in the UK.
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Post by dfunked on Jan 24, 2023 17:10:36 GMT
Reviews expected on Thursday... What the shit is this nonsense?!
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Post by quadfather on Jan 24, 2023 17:11:53 GMT
Thursday? Fuck that shit man!
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Post by Frog on Jan 25, 2023 7:43:39 GMT
34 quid on cdkeys for pc version at the mo.
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Post by richyroo on Jan 25, 2023 11:54:14 GMT
My copy has been dispatched today. Please dont let the reviews be shit.
I dont normally pre-order but I got it for £50 while I could.
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Post by wunty on Jan 25, 2023 12:02:29 GMT
I honestly don't think it will be shit. I can't see it. The worst it will be will be "decent", but I think it will actually be fucking awesome.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2023 12:07:47 GMT
Unless its riddled with bugs or the performance is shit its obviously going to review well. Its a remake of a very good game.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 25, 2023 12:11:33 GMT
I honestly don't think it will be shit. I can't see it. The worst it will be will be "decent", but I think it will actually be fucking awesome. I'm quietly confident it'll be very fucking good.
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Post by dfunked on Jan 25, 2023 12:16:15 GMT
Ooof. 5/10 from Edge and IGN.
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Post by quadfather on Jan 25, 2023 12:18:15 GMT
Link? Can't find them anywhere
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 25, 2023 12:19:31 GMT
I think user Dfunked is having a little joke. Reviews are tomorrow.
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Post by wunty on Jan 25, 2023 12:22:55 GMT
That bloody Dunked. Such a joker.
/shakes fist at Dunked.
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Post by wunty on Jan 25, 2023 12:27:41 GMT
That reminds me Dunked, where's peej got to these days?
I used to love your stuff. Got Let's Get Ready to Tumble stuck in my head right now as it happens.
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Post by wunty on Jan 25, 2023 12:28:22 GMT
I know. I'm about as funny as a car accident. Give me a break, it's January.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 25, 2023 12:29:30 GMT
Everything ok user Wunty? This sounds like a cry for help.
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Post by richyroo on Jan 25, 2023 12:30:58 GMT
Ooof. 5/10 from Edge and IGN. Not cool my man, not cool
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Post by wunty on Jan 25, 2023 12:33:57 GMT
Everything ok user Wunty? This sounds like a cry for help. Yes I'm fine, I'm just not using my regular joke book. It's on loan.
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Post by quadfather on Jan 25, 2023 12:35:30 GMT
Was DFunked kidding?
Scoundrel.
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Post by dfunked on Jan 25, 2023 12:36:01 GMT
That reminds me Dunked, where's peej got to these days? I used to love your stuff. Got Let's Get Ready to Tumble stuck in my head right now as it happens. He got addicted to painkillers and ran over a few people in his car, so I had to Dec him. You weren't kidding. This joke book is rubbish!
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Post by wunty on Jan 25, 2023 12:41:09 GMT
Was DFunked kidding? Scoundrel. Either that or that post was from Friday and there's going to be a lot of disappointed people.
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Post by wunty on Jan 25, 2023 12:41:51 GMT
Wait. When are the reviews out. Tomorrow? That should read Thursday.
Ach I give up.
Dead Space then. Looks good.
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Post by quadfather on Jan 25, 2023 12:57:02 GMT
"Preparing to dispatch"
come on ffs
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Post by wunty on Jan 25, 2023 12:57:59 GMT
Did you get it from TGC quad?
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Post by richyroo on Jan 25, 2023 13:07:26 GMT
Did you get it from TGC quad? I know you didnt ask me, but I just love answering questions meant for others.
Yes I did. Although it was from their ebay outlet. They dispatched it this morning.
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