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Post by Dougs on Apr 14, 2023 5:27:13 GMT
Crikey, that is a lot of cows.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Apr 19, 2023 12:26:09 GMT
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Post by deekyfun on Apr 19, 2023 13:38:58 GMT
Caused by Mis- commute-ication, more like! ...I'll see myself out. |
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Post by Vortex on Apr 19, 2023 13:40:12 GMT
Nah, you can come back, we've had worse!
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Apr 19, 2023 15:42:25 GMT
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Post by drhickman1983 on Apr 19, 2023 16:22:37 GMT
That's a very weird read. I mean, it just sounds like everyone is both being charged and a victim. Sounds like consensual and mutual mutilation?
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Post by starchildhypocrethes on Apr 19, 2023 16:42:41 GMT
Well.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Apr 19, 2023 16:50:32 GMT
Consensual and mutual mutilation? Incidentally that's definitely the title of my next imaginary grindcore song. |
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Apr 19, 2023 17:13:26 GMT
He doesn't have a leg to stand on.
And the rest 😬
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Apr 19, 2023 17:25:41 GMT
Their not all there.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2023 17:28:00 GMT
'Operation Spanner' in the North West 30 years ago was similar. Nailing each others dicks to boards, among many, many other things. A lot of consensual acts were ruled criminal, but given the harm involved, it's a tricky one. It was all the judge could do to not pass out during some of the evidence.
(I worked for a lawyer defending one of the accused, saw much of the evidence, rather sticks in the mind)
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Apr 19, 2023 17:45:44 GMT
It was all the judge could do to not pass out during some of the evidence. I bet he did the dirty bugger, they're the worst! |
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Apr 21, 2023 7:30:13 GMT
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Post by dogbot on Apr 21, 2023 11:28:34 GMT
Sussex police hunt tomato throwers: www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv2w3wnjd8roI don't want to make light of this, but how hard does one need to be hit in the head by a soft fruit to suffer "serious injuries"? |
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Post by cubby on Apr 21, 2023 11:30:44 GMT
Someone lost an eye the last time people were being careless in Hastings.
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Post by dogbot on Apr 21, 2023 11:31:57 GMT
Someone lost an eye the last time people were being careless in Hastings. Yeah, but I mean... to an arrow, not to a tomato... |
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Post by Bill in the rain on Apr 21, 2023 11:44:36 GMT
They do bleed acid.
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Post by cubby on Apr 21, 2023 11:44:40 GMT
You say arrow, I say tomato.
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Post by dogbot on Apr 21, 2023 11:47:03 GMT
 Eastbourne, yesterday. |
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Post by Bill in the rain on Apr 21, 2023 12:38:33 GMT
They mostly come in salads. Mostly.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Apr 21, 2023 12:44:43 GMT
Apparently one of the victims ran after the car and the suspect was heard to shout 'you can't ketchup with me'.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Apr 21, 2023 12:47:32 GMT
Doesn't sound very likely. Do you have a sauce for that?
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Post by dfunked on Apr 21, 2023 12:51:33 GMT
I was actually there and very nearly threw a tomato too, but I bottled it instead.
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Post by mrpon on Apr 21, 2023 14:18:53 GMT
It was a drive by fruiting!
COME AT ME!!
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 21, 2023 14:26:25 GMT
We don't need Twitter guys, we're funny as fuck! Elon should actually be paying us!
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Post by nexus6 on Apr 28, 2023 10:01:10 GMT
Here's a terrible news article from America where if they're not being shot to death it's rocks through the windows. What really struck me though is how Hairy Maclary's friend has really taken a bad step:  |
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Apr 28, 2023 11:31:18 GMT
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Post by Vortex on Apr 28, 2023 11:38:23 GMT
Glol.
It's the new 'jesus in a bit of toast'. 😂
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Post by askew on Apr 28, 2023 12:23:33 GMT
I thought the breadcrumbs were her hair…
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Post by X201 on Apr 28, 2023 12:30:34 GMT
Looks more like Princess Leia to me
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