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Post by snackplissken on Jul 28, 2022 12:28:31 GMT
"Shell made record profits of nearly £10bn between April and June and promised to give shareholders payouts worth £6.5bn as the oil supermajor benefited from the surge in energy prices prompted by Russia’s invasion of Ukraine."
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Post by Sarfrin on Jul 28, 2022 23:19:22 GMT
This is the best story ever. That fucker got chased by a chef for a quarter of an hour before he got punchy with some emus (why? What a moron) and they chased him off to get caught by the police helicopter. |
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Post by Sarfrin on Jul 28, 2022 23:19:52 GMT
"Shell made record profits of nearly £10bn between April and June and promised to give shareholders payouts worth £6.5bn as the oil supermajor benefited from the surge in energy prices prompted by Russia’s invasion of Ukraine." Lol Cunts |
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Jul 29, 2022 20:17:01 GMT
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Post by Ulythium on Jul 30, 2022 12:13:17 GMT
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62323048I know we're all accustomed to hearing stories of online abuse, especially in the gaming industry, but harassing weather forecasters for a) forecasting the weather, and b) stating the stone-cold fact that said weather is related to climate change? Jesus cartwheeling Christ, some people are stupid. And objectionable.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Aug 9, 2022 11:46:29 GMT
Saw this image in some news feed. Apparently Britney Spears is returning to music following the end of the conservatorship she was under, and good for her, but I've got no particular investment.
However, the image really did make it look like she was going to be joining Countdown, which amused me.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2022 13:28:54 GMT
A consonant please Britney. And another. Hit me with another consonant. Hit me baby one more time.
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Post by cubby on Aug 9, 2022 13:36:18 GMT
Well done.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2022 15:50:23 GMT
Thanks. I’m here all week.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Aug 11, 2022 3:15:43 GMT
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Post by Rich on Aug 11, 2022 18:05:28 GMT
Daily Express trying to kill it's readers.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Aug 11, 2022 19:10:37 GMT
That was quite literally the plot of an episode of King Of The Hill.
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Post by gammonbanter on Aug 12, 2022 8:37:20 GMT
www.theguardian.com/business/2022/aug/11/sainsburys-halts-disposable-barbecues-sales-amid-wildfire-riskI've never been a fan of these things anyway, they never get hot enough. Why people use them in the park or the beach is beyond me; yes, bringing raw meat out on a hot day to cook poorly is a great idea! Just pack a picnic??? They may have a niche use in providing a separate grill for vegetarians at a proper BBQ. Also, any consumer item with the word 'disposable' in the title needs to be scrutinised carefully; apart from nappies, however fair play to people who don't use disposable ones! I think this might belong in the rant thread! 😂
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Post by X201 on Aug 12, 2022 11:42:30 GMT
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Post by askew on Aug 14, 2022 16:51:48 GMT
Well done, people.
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Post by Chopsen on Aug 14, 2022 16:57:46 GMT
Surely the solution here is if people are stupid enough to ignore safety precautions is that they get fucked up by a Walrus.
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Post by Ulythium on Aug 14, 2022 17:02:12 GMT
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 14, 2022 17:10:19 GMT
Out of concern for the welfare of the animal, they killed it
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Post by Ulythium on Aug 14, 2022 17:21:27 GMT
Well, sure - when you put it like that, it almost sounds dumb.
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Post by Reviewer on Aug 15, 2022 14:15:42 GMT
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Post by Sarfrin on Aug 17, 2022 8:52:32 GMT
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Post by dfunked on Aug 17, 2022 21:23:58 GMT
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Post by Danno on Aug 17, 2022 21:35:45 GMT
Then stop "accidentally" swallowing things up there. A & E will thank you |
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Post by mothercruncher on Aug 18, 2022 5:40:08 GMT
“Barb! We got another one who slipped and fell while dusting a lava lamp with their arse again!”
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Post by Ulythium on Aug 19, 2022 23:40:54 GMT
Woman slips handcuffs and shoots at police in Oklahoma
I particularly like the casual way they slipped this into the report: "With the methamphetamine that she, you know..."
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Post by Sarfrin on Aug 20, 2022 13:46:04 GMT
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Post by cubby on Aug 20, 2022 14:46:31 GMT
Wow, he must be sore after that.
Edit: oh SHEARS! Sorry, my mind automatically read it differently.
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Post by Rubicon on Aug 23, 2022 11:16:23 GMT
Mood killer surely?
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Post by dfunked on Aug 23, 2022 11:20:05 GMT
Ironic considering Boris could've done with using one a few times... His dad too.
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