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Post by khanivor on Aug 20, 2021 13:20:24 GMT
Itβs not particularly spectacular but my favourite forum post was blizeh asking for car advice for ages, deciding on a Seat Leon, organising to go and see one from autotrader, arrived at the guys house, saw he was black, sat in his car for 10 minutes and drove off again. I suppose I just find that kind of stupid casual racism really, really funny. Probably a good 1% of the forumβs storage footprint is made up of blizeh asking for advice.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 3, 2021 13:45:53 GMT
Been on the site for wayyyyy to long now, 4 years registered and 2 years as a lurker before that. HUGE gamer across the whole spectrum of platforms and genres. Been gaming for well over 2 decades now, starting back with the good old days of Spectrum vs C64 - first computer I owned was the humble A3000, which was home to what remains the definitive version of Elite as well as the home of classic devs like 4th Dimension and landmark games like Zarch. Of course, with experience comes (obviously) age, and cynicism and more discerning taste. I dislike current trends towards shoerhorned co-op, as well as the relentless march of corporatism over our beloved hobby that is leading to the stifling of innovation and mainstream games becoming an increasingly gloopy, homogenised mess designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator. For every bright, shining diamond like Dark Souls or Xenoblade Chronicles there is a another paint-by-numbers Call of Duty, Fifa, and Ratchet and Clank. For every sequel with a genuinely interesting new gameplay concept, another dozen are stamped out in the endless quest for appealing to the everyman. In short: I am opinionated. I am also blunt - frequently blunt enough that people often mistake my observations and commentary on certain games as deliberately being contrary. I'm not. I frequently heavily criticise games that I nonetheless enjoyed. After playing a game, I assess, discuss and compare its various merits and demerits to other games with other people. Recognising flaws in a game or areas that could do with improvement is not nit-picking - it's an essential critical requirement, particularly when it comes to developers looking to create an improved sequel. I also have a VERY dry sense of humour, which people can often mistake for rudeness, aggression, arrogance, etc etc. It isn't. My humour is just drier than a dinner party in the Sahara with a main course of plywood and a drink of brine. Lastly, I am gay, disabled, and a liberal. I make absolutely no apologies for that, nor should I (but in case you're wandering, I'm not the sort to tenuously shoehorn the subjet/s into discussions unlike SOME members I could mention). I will actively stand up and speak out against discrimination and bigotry - particularly homophobia - in all of its forms - and persecution of the poor, the sick, the elderly, all genders, orientations, colours and creeds. This is the 21st century, NOT the 16th, and it's about damn time people started treating their fellow human beings with the equal respect, dignity and consideration that they are entitled to instead of revealing their own petty insecurities and attempting to subjugate or segregate others based merely on matters of genetics, geography or ideological differences. He must have spent ages on this. I bet there were drafts. The final para is the worst part, especially the first sentence. Gives me that feeling where you empathise with someone making a prat of themselves to the point where you're feeling uncomfortable for them
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2021 16:29:06 GMT
The last paragraph is even funnier/more cringe when his first thread on the forum was about being a gay, Liberal asperger.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 3, 2021 16:31:58 GMT
I also like that he makes it clear in his first post that he already doesn't like some people
edit: assuming that was his "Hi, I'm new" post
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2021 16:36:58 GMT
No, this was well into his cycle when everyone was sick of his shit.
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Post by π on Sept 3, 2021 16:37:20 GMT
I think that was his profile blurb.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 3, 2021 16:37:48 GMT
Then that's quite the outburst
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Post by π on Sept 3, 2021 16:38:03 GMT
And I don't think he understood what dry humour was either.
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Post by π on Sept 3, 2021 16:39:44 GMT
Someone should dig up that open letter he made from when he got fired as an intern for being an unreliable shit and then acted like the whole internet should care.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2021 16:41:28 GMT
Nothing will top his cooking group with Jazzy Jalfrezi. It was peak Dale.
He must have spent hours creating it and typing everything out just for everyone to take the piss.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 3, 2021 16:42:22 GMT
To be honest, it must be hard going through life not really understanding how you're coming across to people and coming up against so much rejection. I do hope he has people who understand and can deal with him
I would like to see the cooking thing though now that you've mentioned it. Only a few days left to pick at the bones of the old forum
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Sept 3, 2021 16:42:44 GMT
You can basically condense his entire time on the forum down to the fact he couldn't handle the fact it had its own history and people who had grown used to each other before he was a part of it. The fact there was this clandestine group of people who had been there a while, sort of knew each other and had the audacity to want to talk shit with each other in a private group sometimes absolutely killed him for some reason.
Once his lies about how long he'd actually been on the forum had been debunked with his constant 'misremembering' of events and people from days of forum past when he was 'lurking', he decided he'd try and become one of the boys by gathering sympathy by lying about his personal life instead.
Anyway, this is fontgeek so let's forget that. Been here waayyyyyyyy too long. 12 seconds as a lurker and like 2 weeks registered.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 3, 2021 16:44:20 GMT
And I don't think he understood what dry humour was either. Itβs like writing βIβm not very PCβ when you mean βIβm racistβ
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 3, 2021 16:49:07 GMT
There are secret clubs? Where's my fucking secret club?
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Sept 3, 2021 16:51:22 GMT
You should kick off about it and make it part of every post you write for several months before launching your own pound shop version.
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Post by π on Sept 3, 2021 16:53:13 GMT
Anyway let's not turn this into the NotDale thread. He's doing whatever he's doing nowadays, we're doing this, let's not navel gaze into oblivion.
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Sept 3, 2021 16:54:08 GMT
Absolutely. But still, if anyone does have that open letter then it must be immortalised in here.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 3, 2021 17:34:33 GMT
The Rooney/bollock post from hereCan't stop laughing at this. In tears. Fucking hell
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Post by Lizard on Sept 3, 2021 20:59:16 GMT
I'm still trying to remember who thought that silica gel was edible.
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Post by Danno on Sept 3, 2021 21:05:20 GMT
I'm still trying to remember who thought that silica gel was edible. It's not? Shit.
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Post by Lizard on Sept 3, 2021 21:07:40 GMT
At least you'll have nice, moisture-free insides.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2021 21:09:35 GMT
I normally have a sachet or two on my cornflakes.
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Post by Danno on Sept 3, 2021 21:16:31 GMT
The Rooney/bollock post fromΒ hereCan't stop laughing at this. In tears. Fucking hell How the fuck do you push your balls inside you without either a 7cm urethra or a 15cm scrote. Let's ignore the why, for now
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Post by π on Sept 3, 2021 21:30:01 GMT
I mean, itβs funny but very obviously made up.
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Post by Danno on Sept 3, 2021 21:36:38 GMT
I mean, itβs funny but very obviously made up. Bit defensive
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Post by Lizard on Sept 3, 2021 21:39:50 GMT
I mean, itβs funny but very obviously made up. Bit defensive Gremmi has spent years trying unsuccessfully to push his balls up into himself and twist one off.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 3, 2021 21:46:49 GMT
Gremmi has spent years trying unsuccessfully to push his balls up into himself and twist one off. It's easy, like changing a bayonet cap lightbulb
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Post by Danno on Sept 3, 2021 21:48:56 GMT
Easy until you have a paper Ikea lampshade and an energy saving bulb(ous) combo to deal with
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Post by π on Sept 3, 2021 21:54:21 GMT
try as I might I just canβt get that pop
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Post by Lukus on Sept 3, 2021 22:00:16 GMT
Pretty sure everyone can push their balls back up can't they?
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