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Post by mothercruncher on Aug 16, 2021 21:24:00 GMT
Finally, finally, a game for us, middle aged men, with the comfy jeans and the fishing jackets with an unfeasible amount of pockets. The manliest of all garden pursuits because it involves PETROL and BLADES and ENGINES and FUCKING PULL STARTING-
Lawn Mowing Simulator \o/
 And I quote: ” PHYSICALLY AUTHENTIC LAWN MOWING EXPERIENCE BEAUTIFUL RURAL BRITISH COUNTRYSIDE REAL WORLD LICENSED MOWER MANUFACTURERS ACCURATE AND ATTENTIVE BUSINESS MANAGEMENT” I’m actually tempted 🤓 |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 16, 2021 21:25:43 GMT
I just got hard after reading 'Attentive Business Management'.
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Post by neilka on Aug 16, 2021 21:27:40 GMT
Is it possible to "accidentally" run people over?
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Post by Zuluhero on Aug 16, 2021 21:35:56 GMT
Can you nip down the shops on it?
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Post by Lizard on Aug 16, 2021 21:37:02 GMT
When do you get to fuck the lawn mower?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2021 21:38:57 GMT
I have always wanted a garden big enough for a sit on mower.
Than I can finally get one of those beer hats with the straws.
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Post by 😎 on Aug 16, 2021 21:39:37 GMT
It's like Farming Simulator in that what on the surface seems like it's a joke is actually a really good and engaging game.
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Post by neilka on Aug 16, 2021 21:39:55 GMT
I wonder how many lawnmower manufacturers had to set up a new licensing department to allow their products to be included.
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Post by Danno on Aug 16, 2021 21:44:48 GMT
I wonder how many lawnmower manufacturers had to set up a new licensing department to allow their products to be included. One could ask a similar question about Goat farmers and Goose farmers. PR nightmare waiting to happen |
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Post by suicida on Aug 16, 2021 22:23:34 GMT
I remember playing Hovver Bovver in the early 80s, this looks a bit fancier
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 16, 2021 22:41:35 GMT
Does it come with Hank Hill DLC?
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Post by Danno on Aug 16, 2021 22:43:21 GMT
Does it come with Hank Hill DLC? O god pleeeaaase |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 16, 2021 23:16:00 GMT
Cold Hank DLC
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Post by Danno on Aug 16, 2021 23:33:10 GMT
Spend 45mins removing it from the rotors
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Post by harriselhoff on Aug 17, 2021 0:42:39 GMT
The trailer for this features the lawnmower in the op. You can just about see in that picture it has tiger stripes. A ride-on lawnmower with tiger camo. GTA online eat your heart out, this is what REAL ballers play.
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Post by Nanocrystal on Aug 17, 2021 1:29:47 GMT
Looking forward to spending hours edging in this game.
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Post by steellam on Aug 17, 2021 6:50:08 GMT
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Post by One_Vurfed_Gwrx on Aug 17, 2021 9:11:00 GMT
This is what I immediately though of when I saw this game mentioned recently. I was about to type up a post about it but shall leave it at your link  |
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Post by mothercruncher on Aug 17, 2021 9:57:19 GMT
It’s £20ish… but feels like something by that’ll inevitably end up on Gamepass…
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Post by brokenkey on Aug 17, 2021 10:03:08 GMT
This is the sort of thing Tom Champion used to get on his desk and give-away on the forum.
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