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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 9, 2024 19:05:01 GMT
Inverted controls or the correct default scheme for people who aren't perverts.
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Post by Lukus on Jul 9, 2024 19:11:05 GMT
I AM A STAND UP WIPER. WE WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED Not sure I want to be a member of this particular group but I'm also a member of the stand up wipers club. My wife isn't and doesn't understand but I've told her I'm not the only one. Think she's more confused as to how I know this more than anything. I had no idea people wiped sitting down until the deviants in here tried to normalise it. |
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Post by Nitrous on Jul 9, 2024 19:16:17 GMT
Inverted controls or the correct default scheme for people who aren't perverts. Oh FFS no, if you play a flight simulator with a joystick you don't push the stick forwards to go up towards the sky do you? No it'll hit the deck so that has carried over to analog sticks for me and that's my reason and I'll die on this hill defending this position haha |
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Post by Frog on Jul 9, 2024 19:16:56 GMT
Nothing like going for a nice shit and then standing up with a dirty ass and smudging whatever is there about a bit.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 9, 2024 19:18:47 GMT
Inverted controls or the correct default scheme for people who aren't perverts. Oh FFS no, if you play a flight simulator with a joystick you don't push the stick forwards to go up towards the sky do you? No it'll hit the deck so that has carried over to analog sticks for me and that's my reason and I'll die on this hill defending this position haha Exhibit A: A pervert |
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Post by Phattso on Jul 9, 2024 19:58:26 GMT
Inverted controls or the correct default scheme for people who aren't perverts. Oh FFS no, if you play a flight simulator with a joystick you don't push the stick forwards to go up towards the sky do you? No it'll hit the deck so that has carried over to analog sticks for me and that's my reason and I'll die on this hill defending this position haha Do you invert the controls on the electric windows on your car? No. BECAUSE THAT ALSO ISNT A FUCKING AIRPLANE. CASE CLOSED. |
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Post by Frog on Jul 9, 2024 20:02:01 GMT
How do you know my car isn't an aeroplane, that's right, you don't.
I mean it's not but it might have been.
Oh you weren't talking to me, you were talking to an inverted weirdo. As you were my good man.
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Post by retro74 on Jul 9, 2024 20:22:35 GMT
I remember this debate but I still don’t understand how people wipe their bottoms standing up? How do they spread their cheeks effectively?
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Post by retro74 on Jul 9, 2024 20:22:47 GMT
It’s fucking weird
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 9, 2024 20:25:47 GMT
I have a man servant called Gerald that parts my cheeks for me. He wears mink gloves.
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Post by Frog on Jul 9, 2024 20:29:07 GMT
Does he use his tongue?
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Post by cubby on Jul 9, 2024 20:29:58 GMT
And just like that, they disappeared!
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Post by salaman on Jul 9, 2024 20:32:32 GMT
I remember this debate but I still don’t understand how people wipe their bottoms standing up? How do they spread their cheeks effectively? I dont get it either. Perhaps they put one foot up on the seat? |
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Post by salaman on Jul 9, 2024 20:35:44 GMT
Also, welcome new members!
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Post by Frog on Jul 9, 2024 20:36:03 GMT
Cubby scared them off again  |
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Post by retro74 on Jul 9, 2024 20:37:48 GMT
I have a man servant called Gerald that parts my cheeks for me. He wears mink gloves. That makes sense I remember this debate but I still don’t understand how people wipe their bottoms standing up? How do they spread their cheeks effectively? I dont get it either. Perhaps they put one foot up on the seat? That makes even more sense, fuck Gerald, who needs him |
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Post by retro74 on Jul 9, 2024 20:40:23 GMT
I know I’m going too deep on this topic but surely when you wipe little microscopic pieces of poo are dislodged and some fall into the toilet, if you’re a sitter that is
If you’re a stander where do they go? The floor? Nice
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Post by Frog on Jul 9, 2024 20:43:02 GMT
Surprised noone was made a wet vac for that very job.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jul 9, 2024 20:44:19 GMT
Oh if I could be bothered to draw you all a diagram...
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Post by retro74 on Jul 9, 2024 20:45:45 GMT
A diagram would be super helpful, just pixelate your willy please
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 9, 2024 20:49:00 GMT
We should probably just put a horse's cock to block the image of his penis. Either that or a baby's arm holding an aubergine.
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Post by salaman on Jul 9, 2024 21:21:20 GMT
Oh if I could be bothered to draw you all a diagram... If there's going to be drawings of any kind, we have a very talented forumite who does lovely drawings. He's good with poo as well, he did the picture of Mowgli in the chair. Let's hope he's a stand up wiper and he can clarify it for us. Edit: Is Deckhard still here even? |
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Post by 😎 on Jul 9, 2024 21:24:18 GMT
Meanwhile us bidet users are sitting happily with sparkling clean nethers.
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Post by cubby on Jul 9, 2024 21:26:04 GMT
It's pretty clear to see mowgli's a sit down pooer.
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Post by Nitrous on Jul 9, 2024 22:08:15 GMT
Oh FFS no, if you play a flight simulator with a joystick you don't push the stick forwards to go up towards the sky do you? No it'll hit the deck so that has carried over to analog sticks for me and that's my reason and I'll die on this hill defending this position haha Do you invert the controls on the electric windows on your car? No. BECAUSE THAT ALSO ISNT A FUCKING AIRPLANE. CASE CLOSED. No but we could argue about this all evening and never agree. Maybe it also stems from having played GTA3 which was inverted by default on the PS2. Splinter Cell Trilogy HD on release caused me no end of problems as that didn't allow for inverted controls but was later patched in. |
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Post by Danno on Jul 9, 2024 22:27:50 GMT
Who sticks their hand into the toilet to wipe. Do you all have a special wiping chair that you sit on afterwards to avoid this
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Post by mikeck on Jul 9, 2024 22:42:44 GMT
Glad to know a thread can still be easily derailed with the standing/sitting debate again.
Apologies new members, but better get used to that level of challenging intellect early doors 😉
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Post by Ulythium on Jul 9, 2024 23:01:47 GMT
I wonder why we very rarely get new members, and when we do, they almost never stick aro-- Oh! Right. Carry on  |
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Post by gremill on Jul 10, 2024 6:00:15 GMT
I'm still reeling from the fact that it seems as though this place is some kind of separated at birth version of the B&B.
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Post by ekz on Jul 10, 2024 6:15:12 GMT
Who's the adopted one?
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