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Post by rawshark on Jun 11, 2023 23:38:49 GMT
So while assembling a crib today I accidentally got hit with the corner of a large drawer on my foot. Now, picture your big toe. You know the ball bit on the knuckle? You know the fleshy bit behind the ball that connect to the inner flank of the foot? Never knew this, but if you drive a heavy, pointed object into it, basically behind the toe, it hurts like an absolute bastard. It’s bruised up awfully and I’m glad I’ve not got any plans to do anything other than limp tomorrow. I think I found my video game boss weak point.
Also incredibly painful were torn intercostal muscles (between the ribs). That was from a ski trip and only found out about them after I’d ripped them.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Jun 12, 2023 0:11:02 GMT
Had a similar thing a fortnight ago, caused by, of all things, a dog slamming her paw down on my toe with incredible force. Hurt for over a week.
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Post by reacher on Jun 12, 2023 19:32:39 GMT
I dislocated my elbow and broke my wrist at the same time, just a few days ago. A level of pain that only a Cenobyte would enjoy.
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Post by Vortex on Jun 12, 2023 19:36:10 GMT
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Post by Vortex on Jun 12, 2023 19:38:32 GMT
Oh ffs, you've even created a thread. Ignore my now *even* lamer attempts at a wisecrack.
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Post by hedben on Jun 12, 2023 20:01:08 GMT
I’ll never top the injury I gave myself at 8 years old when I tried to copy my mum’s workout with dumbbells.
Imagine someone doing the Naruto run holding dumbbells. But instead of running, they stand with the dumbbells at the side, then lean forwards while putting the arms back and up, so the dumbbells are vertically above them.
Of course I dropped one and it rolled down my arm and whacked me in the back of the head. Of course I did. But then I put my hand down to steady myself, and it fell, landed on my hand and broke 2 fingers.
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Post by reacher on Jun 12, 2023 20:02:03 GMT
Oh ffs, you've even created a thread. Ignore my now *even* lamer attempts at a wisecrack. Muhahahahaha |
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Post by geefe on Jun 12, 2023 21:09:36 GMT
PE when I was about 14. No trainers and we were in the hall so the teacher said just do it in socks. I slipped doing a run by some steps.
Arsecheek went either side of a step and my coccyx hurt like fuck. Turns out it's one bone you can't break as such but an absolute bastard in cold weather for years.
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Post by rawshark on Jun 12, 2023 21:28:14 GMT
Yeah I’ve landed on my coccyx a couple of times and it’s definitely in the top three most painful experiences I’ve had. The first time I thought I’d done myself serious damage.
Blowing a disc in my neck probably tops the list, but that and the intercostal tear were a bad time.
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