Bongo Heracles
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Post by Bongo Heracles on May 6, 2023 9:51:10 GMT
The fucking state of them. The really thick ones cape is covered in ribbons and bows like an in bred bo-peep.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 6, 2023 9:58:17 GMT
Needs more swords.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 6, 2023 9:59:32 GMT
The heads of all the churches and temples should have a sword fight.
King gives the winner a diamond scepter.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 6, 2023 10:01:22 GMT
Or maybe Charles will transform into his ultimate form when he gets the crown.
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Youthist
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Post by Youthist on May 6, 2023 10:05:35 GMT
Did I just see Floella Benjamin carry the spectre or am I still asleep
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2023 10:06:38 GMT
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Post by Mr Wonderstuff on May 6, 2023 10:12:29 GMT
Funny place Caldicot - quite a deprived town but it does have an epic castle.
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wunty
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Post by wunty on May 6, 2023 10:13:21 GMT
Did I just see Floella Benjamin carry the spectre or am I still asleep Liz made it after all then. |
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on May 6, 2023 10:17:54 GMT
Divinely-appointed king needs cue cards.
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Bongo Heracles
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Post by Bongo Heracles on May 6, 2023 10:20:10 GMT
‘He entered a king and left… a king…’
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Post by Dougs on May 6, 2023 10:27:28 GMT
Daughter's school also hyped it up, so having to watch. I'm with nick. The bootlicking amazes me. People with very little going along with it because that's all they know.
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on May 6, 2023 10:28:13 GMT
I asked my local cafe if they had coronation chicken and the owner said eww no I hate it.
The fuck.
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askew
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Post by askew on May 6, 2023 10:29:28 GMT
Too spicy
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Rich
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Post by Rich on May 6, 2023 10:29:38 GMT
One positive is the knowledge that Johnson is sitting there, watching Sunak, believing it should have been him.
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on May 6, 2023 10:30:04 GMT
Eleven year old: “Ooh, there’s the thrones!”
Me: “Yes.”
EYO: “Who are they?”
Me: “That would be the king and queen.”
EYO: “What, the new ones?”
Me: “The old one’s dead!”
EYO: “Whaaaaaaaaa…? 😲 “
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 6, 2023 10:31:00 GMT
You Monster.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 6, 2023 10:31:46 GMT
Magic books. Latin incantations.
Someone is transforming. 100%.
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on May 6, 2023 10:32:57 GMT
Funky gospel choir!
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razz
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Post by razz on May 6, 2023 10:33:59 GMT
How is it that Liz Truss manages to look so impeccably gormless? It really is a skill.
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Post by elstoof on May 6, 2023 10:35:07 GMT
I hope they do a medley of gangsters paradise and killing me softly
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Post by Dougs on May 6, 2023 10:36:18 GMT
They were aces. Best bit so far. |
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 6, 2023 10:36:53 GMT
Hah thanks Archbishop.
Dear poor people don't worry about us being obscenely rich and you poverty stricken because it's all good when you die.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on May 6, 2023 10:38:21 GMT
Why isn't there a sloping off to the mancave/garage for some Me-Time option?
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Rich
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Post by Rich on May 6, 2023 10:38:35 GMT
How is it that Liz Truss manages to look so impeccably gormless? It really is a skill. |
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Post by TheSaint on May 6, 2023 10:41:03 GMT
Just remember this when they say they have no money to pay nurses or teachers:
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cubby
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Post by cubby on May 6, 2023 10:43:12 GMT
When does he put the bloody hat on? My dog desperately wants to go out for his poo.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 6, 2023 10:44:46 GMT
The religious stuff is so mad.
Hold the blessed golden duck! Bring forth the oils!!!
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 6, 2023 10:45:15 GMT
You'd be sectioned if you told people you did that at the weekend.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on May 6, 2023 10:46:20 GMT
The tempo of Zadok the Priest is slightly too fast. Makes it sound less regal.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on May 6, 2023 10:46:46 GMT
Are they wanking him off in that box?
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