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Post by elstoof on May 6, 2023 8:20:13 GMT
How are you spending yours?? Have you camped outside Buckminster Abby to get a front row seat, or are you having a street party with all your royal loving community? Post pictures of your bunting and how youāve transformed your home into a buffalo bill style shrine to our divine leaders! Show us the coronation quiche you spent all day yesterday making!!
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Post by Lizard on May 6, 2023 8:21:26 GMT
Right now? Curling one out.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2023 8:23:25 GMT
Will pay attention if and when the snipers open up.
They won't.
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Post by cubby on May 6, 2023 8:23:57 GMT
I'm in my jumpsuit awaiting take off for the flyover.
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Post by wunty on May 6, 2023 8:29:43 GMT
I've painted a Union Jack on my willy and I'm displaying it up at the window.
Just happens to be a coincidence that it's also the coronation.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2023 8:47:36 GMT
My wife's mother has just had a big row with my wife because we're not watching it. I sometimes forget just what a peasant mindset a lot of this country have.
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Post by wunty on May 6, 2023 8:49:10 GMT
I'd definitely watch it if it wasn't for the fact it was about a couple of cunts with some other cunts and some shit that I couldn't give a fuck about.
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Post by nexus6 on May 6, 2023 8:50:48 GMT
Liking your energy today wunty
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Post by elstoof on May 6, 2023 8:56:00 GMT
What channel is it on
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Post by wunty on May 6, 2023 8:59:40 GMT
Liking your energy today wunty It's what Alan Titchmarsh would call big dick energy. Actually. He'll be there today. |
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Post by technoish on May 6, 2023 9:01:44 GMT
I'm away for a wedding, and don't plan to watch.
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Post by wunty on May 6, 2023 9:05:32 GMT
Good idea. Weddings are boring. You could probably watch the coronation on your phone instead if you sat up the back.
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Post by elstoof on May 6, 2023 9:10:42 GMT
Just watched an Alison Hammond feature on how to decorate your face with the perfect Union Jack using everyday pantry essentials
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Post by Bongo Heracles on May 6, 2023 9:11:27 GMT
My wife's mother has just had a big row with my wife because we're not watching it. I sometimes forget just what a peasant mindset a lot of this country have. My step-mum got in a huff because I said I wasnāt because itās like shutting down the country and celebrating someone being appointed the new CEO of Apple. Annoyingly, I am actually watching the run up at least because the Mrs has been working on it all week, so we are sat here while she DiCaprio points at the TV. |
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Post by wunty on May 6, 2023 9:13:47 GMT
Just watched an Alison Hammond feature on how to decorate your face with the perfect Union Jack using everyday pantry essentials Does she have the pastry forward? |
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Post by Bongo Heracles on May 6, 2023 9:14:21 GMT
As good a time as any to say: watch āFrankie Boyles Farewell to the Monarchyā.
Sample joke: āthe Tower of London is the royal equivalent of Fred Wests patioā
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Post by Reviewer on May 6, 2023 9:17:51 GMT
Our 6 year old has been hyped up by her school for this so we have to have it on tv after her swimming lesson. I canāt really think of anything I care admit watching less.
I hear those people saying itās part of history, to them I say so what? Itās not like I need to watch it for that to happen.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 6, 2023 9:19:21 GMT
Mum wanted coronation stuff for Christmas so I've been looking at tea towels, totes and whatnot all morning.
I'm a bit concerned it will all be 50% off next week but I also didn't want to miss out on a musical biscuit tin from Fortnum and Mason. Though the actual biscuits might mot make it to NZ and December.
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Post by wunty on May 6, 2023 9:20:40 GMT
As good a time as any to say: watch āFrankie Boyles Farewell to the Monarchyā. Sample joke: āthe Tower of London is the royal equivalent of Fred Wests patioā I saw that got a really good write up in a few places actually. I might stick it on later. His kind of schtick is pretty much what I need right now. |
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 6, 2023 9:29:46 GMT
I'm fairly indifferent to Royal shenanigans. I put it in with religions. Not for me but I'm not going to exert energy debating it.
However when commentators start taking about how much gold leaf was spent/used on a carriage it's tricky not to harrumph at the absurdity.
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Post by damagedinc on May 6, 2023 9:34:45 GMT
Just rustling up some coronation jam
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Post by Lizard on May 6, 2023 9:36:27 GMT
I've always thought the carriages looked cheap and shitty.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on May 6, 2023 9:37:15 GMT
The insane thing is they are ājustā a family of billionaire land owners. If they want to ride around in gold carriages, fine, but do it on your own dime.
Although, I suppose the thing that really irks me isnāt so much them but the obsequious bootlicking. Not the fact that this whole disgusting pantomime is taking place but the fact we are playing along.
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Post by Lizard on May 6, 2023 9:37:24 GMT
Just rustling up some coronation jam Summoning Inneundobot |
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on May 6, 2023 9:42:41 GMT
The insane thing is they are ājustā a family of billionaire land owners. If they want to ride around in gold carriages, fine, but do it on your own dime. Although, I suppose the thing that really irks me isnāt so much them but the obsequious bootlicking. Not the fact that this whole disgusting pantomime is taking place but the fact we are playing along. Rather ominously Twitter reports that peaceful protesters were scooped up by the Met. Covering themselves in glory again. |
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Post by elstoof on May 6, 2023 9:43:56 GMT
Didnāt they rush some laws through to give police the power to stop any and all protest at this
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Post by Bongo Heracles on May 6, 2023 9:45:13 GMT
Yeah, it was pushed through so they could nick pretty much anyone with a dissenting opinion.
Absolutely fine considering they are just āsymbolicā.
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Post by elstoof on May 6, 2023 9:46:18 GMT
āDisruptiveā is such a conveniently broad term
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Post by elstoof on May 6, 2023 9:48:40 GMT
Right, Iām off to dunelm. Hopefully thereās a commemorative cushion left
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Post by Vandelay on May 6, 2023 9:48:55 GMT
I shall be spending the day watching a prat... Chris Pratt that is!
Off to see the new Guardians of the Galaxy in a couple of hours. Seems an idle time to sit in a dark room cut off from the world.
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