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Post by Bill in the rain on Dec 20, 2022 9:08:01 GMT
We desperately need more women on this forum.
Not on this particular thread though.
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Duffman5
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Post by Duffman5 on Dec 20, 2022 9:12:22 GMT
revan is the only female that posts now, assuming she is indeed a woman. With the internet you never know, could be a basement dweller ?
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Duffman5
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big cook, little cook welcome to our cafe
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Post by Duffman5 on Dec 20, 2022 9:13:16 GMT
‘Font Geek? Oh yes dear, it’s just a place where guys can get together and talk about computer games and wanking. It’s lovely’ What absolute rubbish!!!! when the feck do we talk about games  |
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Post by wunty on Dec 20, 2022 9:16:37 GMT
revan is the only female that posts now, assuming she is indeed a woman. With the internet you never know, could be a basement dweller ? We're all women really. |
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Duffman5
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big cook, little cook welcome to our cafe
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Post by Duffman5 on Dec 20, 2022 9:17:28 GMT
revan is the only female that posts now, assuming she is indeed a woman. With the internet you never know, could be a basement dweller ? We're all women really. sexy... |
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Post by dmukgr on Dec 20, 2022 9:51:28 GMT
revan is the only female that posts now, assuming she is indeed a woman. With the internet you never know, could be a basement dweller ? That is someone I don't know, but I do see Bitchii post every now and then. |
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Post by dogbot on Dec 20, 2022 9:53:33 GMT
revan is the only female that posts now, assuming she is indeed a woman. With the internet you never know, could be a basement dweller ? We're all women really. Hey there. 😁 |
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Post by addyb on Dec 20, 2022 10:11:41 GMT
I am also devoid of dick tip. As the skin was too tight for the head. My wife identifies as asexual, so I have lots of practice with Le old hand shandy. The standing ones are dangerous, but make me feel alive. I usually do it before bed, so get that nice relaxed feeling before heading off to the land of dreams. There are many devices now to simulate different activities, though the effort of cleaning and maintenance put me off I can picture it now "Can you please move your Fleshlight, the dog fetched it to my mum" |
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Duffman5
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big cook, little cook welcome to our cafe
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Post by Duffman5 on Dec 20, 2022 10:19:42 GMT
revan is the only female that posts now, assuming she is indeed a woman. With the internet you never know, could be a basement dweller ? That is someone I don't know, but I do see Bitchii post every now and then. That is she, revan has had about 20 pseudonyms in all the years she has been with us. I refuse to use her latest non de plume, based on the fact revan is a better name than any other that have been used. |
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Post by Saul1138 on Dec 20, 2022 12:14:43 GMT
But Revan is a man, surely Bastilla is more appropriate? Not that I know who the poster actually is.
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Post by Danno on Dec 20, 2022 14:38:34 GMT
There are euphemisms here and I'm not sure how curious to be They're talking about wanking. HTH. On this site?? |
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Post by dogbot on Dec 20, 2022 15:18:45 GMT
Danno hard to credit it, I realise.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Dec 20, 2022 19:22:50 GMT
There are many devices now to simulate different activities, though the effort of cleaning and maintenance put me off Can't you just put them in the dishwasher? You'd think easy clean would be a design priority. No one feels like cleaning a toasted sandwich maker after a wank |
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Post by wunty on Dec 20, 2022 20:21:46 GMT
Put his cock and balls in the dishwasher? Bit unorthodox but I can only applaud the suggestion.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Dec 20, 2022 20:28:45 GMT
I'm imagining him at the kitchen table with one of his apparatus carefully laid out in parts like he's cleaning a gun
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on Dec 20, 2022 23:12:14 GMT
I'm imagining him at the kitchen table with one of his apparatus carefully laid out in parts like he's cleaning a gun Sounds like SOMEONE is more than familiar with the subject… |
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Post by Danno on Dec 21, 2022 1:30:03 GMT
Tbf Ape clearly said he had no toys. And now all you cunts had better chip in because it's Christmas.
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Post by damagedinc on Dec 21, 2022 5:28:21 GMT
Hump and dump in the shower is my motto. Then you can wash the "apparatus" right there and then. I also use the lid as a useful hair rinser and the fleshy bit to wipe the walls.
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Post by Lizard on Dec 21, 2022 6:10:49 GMT
Are we still talking about sandwich toasters?
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Post by LegendaryApe on Dec 21, 2022 7:09:57 GMT
I am also devoid of dick tip. As the skin was too tight for the head. My wife identifies as asexual, so I have lots of practice with Le old hand shandy. The standing ones are dangerous, but make me feel alive. I usually do it before bed, so get that nice relaxed feeling before heading off to the land of dreams. There are many devices now to simulate different activities, though the effort of cleaning and maintenance put me off I can picture it now "Can you please move your Fleshlight, the dog fetched it to my mum" Don't be silly, by that point I wouldn't call it Fleshlight, it would have a name. Maybe Jessica. After Jessica Fletcher, naturally |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Dec 21, 2022 7:12:25 GMT
There are many devices now to simulate different activities, though the effort of cleaning and maintenance put me off Can't you just put them in the dishwasher? You'd think easy clean would be a design priority. No one feels like cleaning a toasted sandwich maker after a wank I don't think so, unfortunately. Maybe we could get together and brainstorm a dishwasher safe prototype for the next series of Dragon's Den? |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Dec 21, 2022 7:13:03 GMT
Tbf Ape clearly said he had no toys. And now all you cunts had better chip in because it's Christmas. Thank you Danno, you always have my back |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2022 9:44:30 GMT
In lieu of an "I had sex last night" thread, I have a question for you all.
Why, at the ripe old age of 37, do I significantly prefer getting my partner off during foreplay to having "conventional" sex? This never used to be the case with any of the litany of other women (2) that I've slept with in the past.
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