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Post by Aunt Alison on Dec 8, 2022 22:50:37 GMT
Are you sure someone didn't just put the wrong tape back in the box
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Post by Goban on Dec 8, 2022 22:52:43 GMT
The only film I've ever walked out on in the cinema was Species, so on that metric it wins.
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Post by dogbot on Dec 8, 2022 22:53:29 GMT
Are you sure someone didn't just put the wrong tape back in the box And presumably print a cover and suchlike? |
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Post by Goban on Dec 8, 2022 22:54:20 GMT
I hasten to add, I've watched many many far more awful films in my time, way to many to even contemplate the worst.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Dec 8, 2022 23:12:22 GMT
The only film I've ever walked out on in the cinema was Species, so on that metric it wins. Hopefully after the bewbs. Sweet 80's and 90's gratuitous female nudity. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Dec 8, 2022 23:13:26 GMT
Are you sure someone didn't just put the wrong tape back in the box And presumably print a cover and suchlike? Probably just a ratty rental box that said 'Blockbusters' on it or something and the previous renter put in Jim & Pam's Summer '97 BBQ in by mistake. I think that might be what happened |
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Post by dogbot on Dec 8, 2022 23:24:01 GMT
Ah, so like they thought they'd be getting say, Avatar or the Hunger Games but instead...
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Post by Danno on Dec 9, 2022 3:01:25 GMT
Did we have Baz Lurhman's Romeo and Juliet yet? Because other than Mercutio it's a proper hangover shit of a movie.
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Post by Leolian'sBro on Dec 9, 2022 3:15:32 GMT
Can’t say I agree.
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Post by Dougs on Dec 9, 2022 6:13:02 GMT
The only film I've ever walked out on in the cinema was Species, so on that metric it wins. And as owner of the cinema, you didn't even pay for it. |
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Post by A46Matt on Dec 9, 2022 7:17:09 GMT
And presumably print a cover and suchlike? Probably just a ratty rental box that said 'Blockbusters' on it or something and the previous renter put in Jim & Pam's Summer '97 BBQ in by mistake. I think that might be what happened This would have been better. Sadly, it was real www.imdb.com/title/tt0326750/ |
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Post by Bill in the rain on Dec 9, 2022 7:47:28 GMT
The second Transformers movie, whatever it's called. It goes on for like 4 hours of rambling plotless excruciating 'comedy' and interminable incomprehensible action scenes. I imagine if you were on drugs it might be mindblowing. Always gives me a chance to post my favorite movie review though. gizmodo.com/michael-bay-finally-made-an-art-movie-5301898 |
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Post by rawshark on Dec 9, 2022 14:28:45 GMT
I keep forgetting about it, probably in part because the sequel was actually really good, but Suicide Squad should be held up in the worst superhero film ever category on account of how absolutely inept it was on every level.
At least Superman IV had a baddie, not just Cara Delavigne being a bit wiggly.
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Post by baihu1983 on Dec 9, 2022 15:25:38 GMT
Nah its still better than Morbius and Thor 2. Though that's a very low bar.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Dec 10, 2022 0:21:50 GMT
I think we're doing Thor 2 nest week, but I don't remember it being half as bad as Suicide Squad. Just kinda meh.
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Post by rawshark on Dec 10, 2022 0:27:28 GMT
Thor 2 was bottom tier MCU content. But it’s still a thousand times better than Suicide Squad.
Fucks sake remember when it was raining inside? What fuckery was that?
Haven’t seen Morbius. But honestly, a Sony produced film based on a fairly obscure Spider-Man villain…and starring Hared Leto? can’t blame me.
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Dec 10, 2022 4:12:27 GMT
Tbh, even the worst superhero things I've seen have been bad in a "meh, I'm probably not going to remember anything about this in a year" way, not a "everyone involved in this should be put on trial for crimes against taste" way.
I honestly prefer the latter experience. It usually makes for a good story, even if it's rage-inducing in the moment.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Dec 12, 2022 18:53:17 GMT
Has anyone mentioned Tammy And The T-Rex? Because... fucking hell.
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Post by retro74 on Dec 12, 2022 19:07:48 GMT
I’ve never heard of it but just watched the trailer. There were definitely bits that I liked
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2022 19:13:18 GMT
Looks like a 10/10 to me.
Denise Richards was so hot.
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Post by jono62 on Dec 12, 2022 19:15:58 GMT
Has anyone mentioned Tammy And The T-Rex? Because... fucking hell.
Stone cold classic. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Dec 12, 2022 22:04:10 GMT
Blue_Mike watches all the best films
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Post by skalpadda on Dec 12, 2022 22:04:37 GMT
I nominate Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. The trailer is pretty amazing though.
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Post by rawshark on Dec 12, 2022 23:36:02 GMT
Oh God I’d forgotten about that. Mortal Kombat Abomination.
I think my favourite bit in it is when Nightwolf tells Liu Kang he must pass three tests to unlock his Animality (fucks sake). If I remember rightly he does two of them and then they totally forget to do the third one. Clearly they got too distracted by Scorpion leaping into a portal saying “Suckerrrrrrs!” (Again, never to be seen again).
The special effects are just deliciously shit.
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Post by damagedinc on Dec 12, 2022 23:42:00 GMT
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Post by kal on Dec 13, 2022 8:30:13 GMT
Superman IV is indeed awful. I also remember being taken by my uncle to see Jaws 3D. It was shit even to a 10 year old. Jaws 3 isn’t that bad imo. Think it gets heavily criticised for being a Jaws sequel and is therefore held to a higher standard, but it’s better than most Jaws wannabes. The Revenge is truly terrible. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2022 8:36:49 GMT
I used to like it when I was a kid but I watched it not too long ago and the dodgy 3D bits and bad special effects pretty much ruin it. But yeah Revenge is way worse.
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Post by kal on Dec 13, 2022 8:52:28 GMT
Yeah the effects are terrible as is some of the acting. But it’s a shlocky b-movie so that’s kind of par for the course. Structurally it whips along and there’s a couple of cool set pieces. It’s far from a good film, but it’s also not utterly terrible.
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Post by Dougs on Dec 13, 2022 8:54:06 GMT
I have to confess, I haven't seen it in a long time. I may need to give it a rewatch.
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Post by wunty on Dec 13, 2022 9:22:23 GMT
Oh hell, I'd forgotten me and the wife sat through that pile of tripe. Fucking awful awful film. |
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