Lukus
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Post by Lukus on Sept 8, 2022 18:35:24 GMT
I think Meghan should be Queen now, it would be a progressive move for the Royal Family that It'd be a fucking great April fools |
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Sept 8, 2022 18:36:45 GMT
Supposedly the thing that triggered her death was receiving her latest energy bill.
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Reviewer
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Post by Reviewer on Sept 8, 2022 18:37:03 GMT
They’ve even put a banner on the Amazon site about it.
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Post by retro74 on Sept 8, 2022 18:39:54 GMT
They’ve even put a banner on the Amazon site about it. They have too. I’m surprised they’ve not added some royally great deals underneath to be honest |
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Post by elstoof on Sept 8, 2022 18:47:08 GMT
I just got wan email from Thomas Pink trying to sell me Royal Twill formal shirts
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Post by harriselhoff on Sept 8, 2022 18:51:46 GMT
A lifetime of public service. Such a selfless woman, grafted for every penny she ever had and lived in state housing for all those years.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Sept 8, 2022 18:51:51 GMT
Just popped to Sainsbury’s for a few bits and they wouldn’t make me a fresh pizza as the counter was closed because the Queen died. It begins. A bit to unpack here. I never speak to the supermarket counter people. To be honest I thought they were mostly animatronics. Just whirring away in the background. Secondly what's wrong with the pizza on the shelf? Too good for shelf pizza? |
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Post by starchildhypocrethes on Sept 8, 2022 18:53:47 GMT
No Deep Pan. I can’t mourn with a Thin & Crispy, dammit!
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Post by rawshark on Sept 8, 2022 18:54:09 GMT
“Lorra Lorra Blinda Data!”
RIP Lully Queen
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2022 18:56:45 GMT
Whoever said they're glad Boris missed this was bang on. He'll be furious he didn't get his moment.
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Post by eleven63 on Sept 8, 2022 18:56:46 GMT
New coins, banknotes and stamps then.
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Post by elstoof on Sept 8, 2022 18:57:51 GMT
Boris could’ve pushed back his resignation to help guide the nation through our grief
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Post by X201 on Sept 8, 2022 18:58:37 GMT
It won’t be a forced change of the coins, it will just happen slowly over time
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on Sept 8, 2022 18:58:55 GMT
New coins, banknotes and stamps then. Or take this golden opportunity to phase all three out completely..? |
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ozthegweat
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Post by ozthegweat on Sept 8, 2022 18:59:02 GMT
Is this the sequel to Olympus Has Fallen? Gerard Butler kicking some ass etc.?
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Ulythium
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 8, 2022 18:59:25 GMT
Boris could’ve pushed back his resignation to help guide the nation through our grief
And if the Queen had died a week earlier, you can bet he would've done just that.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2022 19:01:28 GMT
All the sport will be off this weekend apparently. Funeral 9 days which will be a bank holiday, does that work out as the Friday or the Saturday next week?
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dam
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Post by dam on Sept 8, 2022 19:04:14 GMT
Ranger's recent form probably did it for her in the end.
Has anyone confirmed that Nicholas Witchell and Jenny Bond will be interred with her? Like a Pharaoh's servants?
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dam
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Post by dam on Sept 8, 2022 19:05:17 GMT
All the sport will be off this weekend apparently. Funeral 9 days which will be a bank holiday, does that work out as the Friday or the Saturday next week? Wife will be pissed off, she's away on business next week, doesn't want to miss the bank holiday. Heartless bitch. |
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Post by dam on Sept 8, 2022 19:06:55 GMT
I'm sure the nation will be greatly cheered when they see King Charles in his golden carriage and jewel-encrusted crown at the coronation, it will take their minds off the cost of living/starving/freezing conundrum.
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deebs
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Post by deebs on Sept 8, 2022 19:07:34 GMT
Got the news just as I was served lunch at the pub. Put me right off.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 8, 2022 19:09:45 GMT
RIP. Not a royalist at all but she carried herself with great dignity. Agree. Seconded |
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Post by dfunked on Sept 8, 2022 19:12:24 GMT
Thirded. Couldn't have put it better. |
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Post by Tuffty on Sept 8, 2022 19:12:55 GMT
Of course all the brands are coming out to pay their respects, as awkward as they may be, but this is the funniest one so far. Famously pro-royalist story of Les Mis
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Post by Sarfrin on Sept 8, 2022 19:14:48 GMT
Boris could’ve pushed back his resignation to help guide the nation through our grief
And if the Queen had died a week earlier, you can bet he would've done just that.
Perhaps she hung on just long enough to make sure that cunt actually resigned. |
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Bongo Heracles
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 8, 2022 19:16:53 GMT
Of course all the brands are coming out to pay their respects, as awkward as they may be, This is my favourite so far |
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Post by elstoof on Sept 8, 2022 19:17:51 GMT
Got the news just as I was served lunch at the pub. Put me right off. Coronation chicken sandwich? |
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Tuffty
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Post by Tuffty on Sept 8, 2022 19:20:33 GMT
And if the Queen had died a week earlier, you can bet he would've done just that.
Perhaps she hung on just long enough to make sure that cunt actually resigned. To be replaced by a potentially bigger one, so who's winning really? |
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Post by dfunked on Sept 8, 2022 19:26:20 GMT
Wills hasn't fucked about with getting his title updated on Twitter... Jesus!
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X201
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Post by X201 on Sept 8, 2022 19:28:42 GMT
Prepare yourself, the worst is yet to come; when the TV channels run out of all the pre-prepared stuff and start asking people in the street “What the Queen meant to them”
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