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Post by Dougs on Sept 17, 2022 12:33:50 GMT
They didn't mention that you also get a glass of champers thrown in too!
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Post by cubby on Sept 17, 2022 12:43:42 GMT
That's a bit basic saying buggered.
You can do handjobs, frottaging, blowjobs, fingering, loads of other stuff.
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Post by brokenkey on Sept 17, 2022 12:54:36 GMT
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Post by Nitrous on Sept 17, 2022 14:19:54 GMT
Just found out a local Cinema is fully booked on Monday.
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Post by MysteryLamb on Sept 17, 2022 14:22:41 GMT
Just found out a local Cinema is fully booked on Monday. To watch the funeral I presume?
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Post by elstoof on Sept 17, 2022 14:56:48 GMT
Ugh, just realised the bins aren’t going to be taken on Monday
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Post by Zuluhero on Sept 17, 2022 15:05:26 GMT
Shit really? Hope they get them on Tuesday.
Commented this to my partner, when she said we'd need to make sure we have food and milk etc, it's like bloody Christmas.
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Post by Zuluhero on Sept 17, 2022 15:08:04 GMT
Ahh, just checked, mine is still on. Good.
It's what she would have wanted, etc.
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Post by elstoof on Sept 17, 2022 15:27:12 GMT
At least it’ll smell like a dead body
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Post by askew on Sept 17, 2022 15:45:47 GMT
Yes, free viewings of the funeral at Vue.
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Post by Reviewer on Sept 17, 2022 15:51:38 GMT
Imagine all the tissues in that cinema.
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Post by H-alphaFox on Sept 17, 2022 15:56:31 GMT
I'm sure the Pleasuredrome cinema is always adequately stocked with tissues. It's not their first rodeo.
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Post by brokenkey on Sept 17, 2022 15:59:49 GMT
When you pretend to be a scout in order to skip the queue, but then have to follow through. youtu.be/VAtITNo78g8
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2022 16:54:48 GMT
I've just been in a gloriously republican chippy. 'OK she's fucking gone now, lets have done and fuck the rest of them off once and for fucking all, once they've paid the fucking inheritance tax she owes, and use it to bail out the poor fuckers going cold soon', was the general conclusion from staff and customers alike. It's quite a sweary town.
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Post by BeetrootBertie on Sept 17, 2022 17:08:48 GMT
I'm finding it all a bit odd watching folks file by whilst the young royals are stood around the coffin in silence with their heads bowed. Kinda feel sorry for them having to do it.
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Post by Rich on Sept 17, 2022 17:12:20 GMT
I thought that too. Don't know who he is but the boy looks too young to be up there having to do that.
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Post by brokenkey on Sept 17, 2022 17:39:12 GMT
He's 14, and he's sporting 3 medals. I don't think you need to have any sympathy for him.
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Post by Frog on Sept 17, 2022 17:55:36 GMT
Bullshit, we pay them to do this. If he needs to stand there for 24 hours a day whilst we walk past the box then so be it.
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Post by H-alphaFox on Sept 17, 2022 17:58:46 GMT
No clue who half of them are, old guy, blondies, etc.. Just know Dick and Harry.
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Post by stuz359 on Sept 17, 2022 20:40:12 GMT
Imagine all the tissues in that cinema. A tricky wank, but I'm sure I'll manage it. I've just been in a gloriously republican chippy. 'OK she's fucking gone now, lets have done and fuck the rest of them off once and for fucking all, once they've paid the fucking inheritance tax she owes, and use it to bail out the poor fuckers going cold soon', was the general conclusion from staff and customers alike. It's quite a sweary town. Where is that? They need to show respect etc... I can't believe that the headlines for the last 8 days have basically been '96 year old who died, is still dead'. I remember, I think it was the 7/7 bombings, a government minister (Labour) suggesting it was a good day to bury bad news. We have just had a summer recess, 2/3 days of parliament, Queens Death and then party conferences during a cost of living crisis. The country is fucking mad.
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Post by Reviewer on Sept 17, 2022 21:05:55 GMT
I think government ministers have suggested major news things can be used to bury stuff a lot longer than that. I’m sure it was in yes minister too.
I wish we had Jim Hacker in charge.
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Post by cubby on Sept 17, 2022 21:08:43 GMT
Tried to do our weekly shop today and yet again there's been a run on the shop.
Can we not make every event an excuse to raid everything off the supermarket shelves, for once?
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 17, 2022 21:24:26 GMT
cubbyWhat sort of things had they run out of?
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Post by cubby on Sept 17, 2022 21:47:42 GMT
So much fruit and veg to list.
Bread. Butter. Clotted cream. Loads of cheese (wanted Stilton).
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Post by elstoof on Sept 17, 2022 21:48:46 GMT
Cubby was going to send off the Queen with a delightful afternoon tea 😔
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 17, 2022 21:56:38 GMT
And everyone else had the exact same idea, from the sound of it.
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Post by cubby on Sept 17, 2022 22:02:37 GMT
But that's what we always buy every week.
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Post by Lukus on Sept 17, 2022 22:14:58 GMT
I walked past an estate agents shop earlier and instead of photos of properties for sale or rent in the window, each one was replaced with print offs of the royal coat of arms and the wording "As a mark of respect to her Majesty".
Fucking mental.
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 17, 2022 22:23:14 GMT
Part of me can't wait for Tuesday, but the rest of me (by far the larger share!) doesn't think this shit is going away anytime soon, even once the funeral's done and dusted.
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Post by Zuluhero on Sept 17, 2022 22:40:57 GMT
I walked past an estate agents shop earlier and instead of photos of properties for sale or rent in the window, each one was replaced with print offs of the royal coat of arms and the wording "As a mark of respect to her Majesty". Fucking mental. How many were offers over?
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