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Post by dfunked on Jun 22, 2023 9:04:26 GMT
Uphill. Both ways.
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Post by Whizzo on Jun 22, 2023 9:05:12 GMT
Both enter the cage, which is then welded shut and a Chernobyl like sarcophagus is placed over it, the world is a better place.
Not for them obviously.
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Post by cubby on Jun 22, 2023 9:14:01 GMT
Can't we just hope they both kill each other?
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 22, 2023 9:20:58 GMT
Halfway through the match the lights should dim and the old school Undertaker music should start, before Gates appears in the wings looking ominous.
Then whilst Musk and Zucks are distracted, Bezos clotheslines them from behind.
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Jun 22, 2023 9:30:04 GMT
Honestly I think the worst thing for them would be if they had their fight, and nobody paid attention to it.
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Post by technoish on Jun 22, 2023 9:59:31 GMT
Zuck and Bezos are in the buff billionaire club who spend a lot on a serum made of babies to keep them young. I think Rupert Murdoch is their supplier.
Zuck would definitely destroy Musk.
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Post by mothercruncher on Jun 22, 2023 18:29:00 GMT
Part of the uncanny valley vibe could definitely be HGH shit from German clinics and, like, zillion dollar, I dunno, face cream?*
*made from virgin hymens probably
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jun 22, 2023 20:05:42 GMT
Musk can whip out his phone and destroy him with the dankest memes
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Post by Danno on Jun 22, 2023 20:15:12 GMT
Musk can whip out his phone and destroy him with the dankest memes AA please stop with the euphemisms you dirty Musk stan(k)
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Post by Tuffty on Jun 23, 2023 9:12:28 GMT
Can't they both just kill each other
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 23, 2023 9:19:27 GMT
Zuckerberg uses his MMA training to deliver a killing blow, driving Musk's nose cartilage into his brain.
But oh no, Musk topples forwards and his mammoth bulk crushes Zuckerberg, squeezing the breath out of him.
Rather than help the suffocating Zucks, everyone just watches and records on their phones. For the 'gram.
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Jun 23, 2023 9:21:40 GMT
They should have the fight in a submersible with the Titanic in the background.
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Post by Whizzo on Jun 23, 2023 9:26:22 GMT
Zuckerberg uses his MMA training to deliver a killing blow, driving Musk's nose cartilage into his brain. That would be an achievement on a par with getting a proton torpedo into an exhaust port, the target area is so small.
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Post by aubergine on Jun 28, 2023 13:43:10 GMT
I was driving behind a Tesla the other day that had a personalised number plate that just read PEE.
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Post by Tuffty on Jun 28, 2023 13:54:07 GMT
"I'll give you £10m to make it look like I'm kicking your ass"
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Post by cubby on Jun 28, 2023 14:48:59 GMT
Bless him, his arm almost looks like it's trying to hold him.
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Post by dogbot on Jun 28, 2023 14:59:09 GMT
Bless him, his arm almost looks like it's trying to hold him. We all know he just desperately wants to be loved, after all.
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Post by geefe on Jun 28, 2023 17:24:52 GMT
"impromptu"
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Post by Whizzo on Jun 28, 2023 17:30:55 GMT
Given the state of his forehead in the first picture is it too much to ask for him to burst a blood vessel?
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jun 28, 2023 17:39:10 GMT
It's impossible to tell which of the replies to that tweet are taking the piss, if any
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Post by Whizzo on Jun 28, 2023 17:45:21 GMT
If they have a blue tick they're not joking.
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Post by Onny on Jun 28, 2023 17:52:40 GMT
No footage, Lex? That’s pretty telling.
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Post by cubby on Jun 28, 2023 17:56:31 GMT
So anyone else got their bluesky invite?
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jun 29, 2023 2:07:54 GMT
I think the world would be served by you accidentally overdoing things and offing him.
Although, if Mark is training with Undertaker and choke slams Elon off the top of the cage then I'll forgive you.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jun 29, 2023 2:09:45 GMT
If they have a blue tick they're not joking. My blue tick blocker extension now needs a long sit down after that workout.
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Post by sport✅ on Jun 30, 2023 7:56:11 GMT
Anyone having issues viewing Twitter?
I don't have an account and use Ublock. URL seems to redirect to a login page but it's just blank for me.
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Post by geefe on Jun 30, 2023 8:25:18 GMT
No joke. I had a dream I hung out with Elon and tried to explain to him why everyone thinks he's a moron. He didn't show contrition so I just punched him. Went down like a sack of potatoes.
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Post by cubby on Jun 30, 2023 18:36:21 GMT
That's got to be up there with mlk's dream.
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Post by mothercruncher on Jun 30, 2023 19:29:01 GMT
Look at the guy who actually trains arm, all vascular and shit, and then musks flabby crab stick noodles, strength, sure.
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Post by Whizzo on Jul 1, 2023 14:52:34 GMT
Not long after I "celebrated" my anniversary Twitter stopped working!
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