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Post by Whizzo on May 26, 2023 8:17:35 GMT
Lots of blue tick Musk simps looking forward to being lobotomised, probably make them better people.
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Post by dogbot on May 26, 2023 8:20:23 GMT
Can't we do Musk, first? Volunteers who would definitely benefit the world by being Lombotomised:
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Post by Bongo Heracles on May 26, 2023 8:27:04 GMT
Bill Gates is trying to chip us with his virus injections!
*later*
Chip me in your chimp murder factory, Elon!
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Post by Vortex on May 26, 2023 8:42:56 GMT
Can't we do Musk, first? Volunteers who would definitely benefit the world by being Lombotomised: It does look like he has had one already tbh- that pic has an end of one flew over the cuckoos nest vibe to it. /slowly tries to wave & smile at the same time
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Post by Jambowayoh on May 26, 2023 8:46:15 GMT
Bill Gates is trying to chip us with his virus injections! *later* Chip me in your chimp murder factory, Elon! Mind control is only amazing when Edge lord and saviour Daddy Musk does it.
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Post by Blue_Mike on May 26, 2023 8:54:38 GMT
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Post by JuniorFE on May 26, 2023 9:07:31 GMT
One has to wonder where all these 110% honest trust me bro businessmen find such large and numerous rugs to sweep all these problems under.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on May 26, 2023 9:13:25 GMT
Even if he wasnt a complete fuckstick, I still wouldnt have got a tesla due to a decent number of them seemingly trying to kill the drivers and their customer support being worse than vodafone.
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Post by geefe on May 26, 2023 9:28:39 GMT
People shit on Vodafone but I've had their fibre broadband for years and it's never dropped out
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Post by Bongo Heracles on May 26, 2023 10:10:45 GMT
Conversely, my connection/general experience was so bad they let me out of an 18 month contract after 9 months. It was so shit, I also cancelled and ported the three mobile phones I had with them, too.
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Post by dogbot on May 26, 2023 10:27:19 GMT
Similar here. When we moved, they told us to use our existing router. It didn't really work (kind of, but not really), so they sent us a new router.
To our old address. So we complained and they sent another.
To our old address, despite specifically asking for the address on the call.
This happened four times. Each time, with a 5 day lead time.
So we cancelled, went elsewhere and honestly, I'm actually glad I did. I haven't got any better speed, but it's up all the time and when we needed a new router, they actually managed to send it to the address on the account. I changed my mobile to EE, too. I don't miss Vodafone in the slightest.
For me, how good a company are depends on what sort of support you receive when everything's going wrong, not just how good it is when it's all working properly. If I'm paying you and you can't fix stuff or continuously make fuckwit mistakes, we're done.
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Post by deez on May 26, 2023 10:47:11 GMT
Yeah Vodafone internet was a stressful nightmare for me too.
Though my mobile has always been fine with them.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on May 26, 2023 10:51:15 GMT
Ours was that they had massively oversubscribed the service in our area and we were getting 6-9mb at peak times. They then kept hiding behind their speed promise being 'to the cabinet' which was, obviously, fine. Cab to door, not so much.
The problem then is that every bit of trouble shooting is utterly futile. They know what the problem is, I know what the problem is and no amount of using different devices or wired/wireless connections is going to make any difference.
Then after three months of that, we were moving and the new owner put in a request to take over the line on our move date but they processed it immediately. Cue a month with no broadband and the loss of a landline number we had for 9 years. Im actually kind of glad that happened because it at least gave them no option but to cancel.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on May 26, 2023 10:53:41 GMT
On the plus side, my wife upgraded a contract phone with them a few years ago and they sent her a new iphone. After that they continued to barrage her with sales calls, so she asked them why they kept calling when she had just resigned with them. They checked and had no record of the transaction and as far as they were concerned, out of contract.
Free phone, lovely.
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Post by Tuffty on May 27, 2023 8:09:21 GMT
Reaction is about what is expected.
Covid shot: NOOO!!!! You're putting tracker chips in me!!!! Brain chip: Yes papa Elon!!! You're so smart and all the monkeys that died from your implants just didn't understand your genius!!!
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Post by dfunked on May 27, 2023 8:17:54 GMT
Called Vodafone to get a PAC for my missus ages ago, before you could just text a generic number to get it. Dude told an outright lie about the other network she was moving to to put her off, then hung up in a huff when it became clear we weren't staying with Vodafone. Very profesh.
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Post by cubby on May 27, 2023 8:23:42 GMT
That wasn't Rodger Vodafone was it?
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Post by JuniorFE on May 28, 2023 21:24:39 GMT
Not entirely sure how I ran into this tweet but I thought we could have a laugh at it
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Post by geefe on May 28, 2023 21:36:41 GMT
The replies to that tweet just look like insanity in meme form
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Post by Whizzo on May 28, 2023 21:49:35 GMT
Musk passing off someone's joke as his own again.
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Post by Tuffty on May 29, 2023 8:50:33 GMT
Exactly, Elon being le epic by stealing someone else's joke.
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Post by Tuffty on Jun 2, 2023 14:46:21 GMT
Elon lobbying to imprison healthcare professionals for treating trans youth.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 2, 2023 14:48:57 GMT
What a fucking cunt.
I know we should be above it but I really do wish specifically horribly things for him.
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Post by JuniorFE on Jun 2, 2023 15:00:04 GMT
What a fucking cunt. I know we should be above it but I really do wish specifically horribly things for him. "When they go low we go high" basically never works with this type of cunt anyway. I say send him to the boiler room of hell along with Trump and a couple other recent wastes of oxygen.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 2, 2023 15:00:28 GMT
No wait. There's more. I wish nothing but the worse for this gelatinous, thin skinned scrote. The world would be a better place without him in it.
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Post by Whizzo on Jun 2, 2023 15:11:43 GMT
Seeing someone I follow on Twitter retweet that was something I really didn't want on my timeline.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 2, 2023 15:33:07 GMT
Seeing someone I follow on Twitter retweet that was something I really didn't want on my timeline. Someone you personally know?
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Post by Whizzo on Jun 2, 2023 15:59:36 GMT
A former EGer that I've met a few times. To be honest from other tweets it's not exactly a surprise, muted them now.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 2, 2023 16:10:16 GMT
A former EGer that I've met a few times. To be honest from other tweets it's not exactly a surprise, muted them now. That's upsetting.
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Post by sport✅ on Jun 2, 2023 19:56:15 GMT
A former EGer that I've met a few times. To be honest from other tweets it's not exactly a surprise, muted them now. It was InnuendoBot wasn't it?
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