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Post by Dougs on Jul 21, 2022 7:19:23 GMT
Happy (recent) birthday and welcome back! And for telling us your old username, we are old and forgetful though, so you may need to remind us.
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Post by tamthethird on Jul 21, 2022 7:36:09 GMT
Happy (recent) birthday and welcome back! And for telling us your old username, we are old and forgetful though, so you may need to remind us. Thanks! Was on EG for... I dunno, 15 years or more? A long time anyway. Infrequent contributor as I said, but I'm glad that such masterworks of comedy and pathos as the "Match.com and Online Dating" thread have found a new home. |
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Post by Nemesis on Jul 21, 2022 16:53:18 GMT
Zinc update!
My eyes are the same, both the top two and the furtive one below. However it has helped my (not fore) skin and that's always a good thing.
Update next week. Same bat time same bat channel.
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Post by dmukgr on Jul 21, 2022 17:12:10 GMT
I missed this, you taking zinc?
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Post by Nemesis on Jul 21, 2022 17:12:36 GMT
I'm at an age.
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Post by H-alphaFox on Jul 21, 2022 21:00:20 GMT
I bunged my leg up pretty good last night, tripped and fell on the corner of the lounge suite where the padding is shot.
Could of been way worse but my shin has a 20cm, straight line, deep graze and pulled a grass seed out that was embedded in it. Looks worse than it is but wrapped it up for the night, looks like I'm wearing a football sock.
I posted here because this happened after I inevitably fell asleep in the chair watching tv again, something that happens more often than not these days. Waking up in a daze in the dark stumbling over shit is old man shit.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Jul 22, 2022 5:41:15 GMT
49 today... Actually, I feel OK having lost weight recently and upped my run training. Shut the front door. I thought I was older. Looking very youthful, you could pass for 10 years younger. |
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Jul 22, 2022 5:53:52 GMT
In old man fashion my right hip is shot.
I was in a car crash when I was 19, collided with a lamp post. The other back seat passengers suffered a shattered hip (pins and months in traction) and a fractured hip.
I didn't have any trouble walking so stupidly didn't get an X-Ray at A+E or any treatment.
Anyway I feel that has come back to haunt me recently. Certain movements make for significant pain. I think my chances of becoming a professional footballer are slipping away!
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Post by alastair on Jul 22, 2022 5:57:02 GMT
49 today... Actually, I feel OK having lost weight recently and upped my run training. Shut the front door. I thought I was older. Looking very youthful, you could pass for 10 years younger. I've always loved you man! 😍😍😍 |
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Post by Dougs on Jul 22, 2022 5:57:55 GMT
Flattery will clearly get you anywhere Load!
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Post by sport✅ on Jul 22, 2022 7:44:55 GMT
I've always loved you man! 😍😍😍 Load: "I wish I knew how to quit you." |
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Post by elstoof on Jul 22, 2022 10:11:24 GMT
Al, are you at the age when you really start taking your whistling seriously or is that a few years away still
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Post by Nemesis on Jul 22, 2022 10:48:37 GMT
Flattery will clearly get you a Load anywhere! well....Happy Birthday I guess! |
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Post by Dougs on Jul 22, 2022 12:18:39 GMT
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Post by alastair on Jul 22, 2022 12:51:43 GMT
Al, are you at the age when you really start taking your whistling seriously or is that a few years away still Whistling isn't really my scene. So perhaps I'm not old enough yet... |
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Post by Saul1138 on Jul 24, 2022 7:44:37 GMT
Do not know if it is old age or the heat, but I have been having a lot of hypo’s recently. Normally my diabetic control is good, with room for improvement, but it was always running high, rather than low. Haven’t changed my regime, so not entirely sure what is going on. Collapsed and knock myself out on Friday.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jul 27, 2022 6:45:56 GMT
I'm definitely slowly getting fatter. It's quite infuriating. Not sure I can put it fully down to getting older too.
Already cutting back on alcohol and snacks. But I fear I might need to actually do some exercise which is something I'm really struggling to make any effort with. I'm not exactly sedentary, I cycle in to work 3-4 times a week, about 15 minutes in and 20 back and potter around on the weekend sometimes but it's not really enough.
Admittedly I'm writing this whilst eating a pan au chocolat. Given that I'd fallen into a habit of getting a bacon sandwich from Gregg's for breakfast recently it almost feels like a healthier choice.
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Post by alastair on Jul 29, 2022 21:38:19 GMT
Fast 800 diet will sort you out.
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Post by sport✅ on Jul 29, 2022 21:40:28 GMT
Fast 800 diet will sort you out. I can't even manage 1, user Alastair! |
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Post by Sarfrin on Jul 29, 2022 21:46:59 GMT
I'm definitely slowly getting fatter. It's quite infuriating. Not sure I can put it fully down to getting older too. Already cutting back on alcohol and snacks. But I fear I might need to actually do some exercise which is something I'm really struggling to make any effort with. I'm not exactly sedentary, I cycle in to work 3-4 times a week, about 15 minutes in and 20 back and potter around on the weekend sometimes but it's not really enough. Admittedly I'm writing this whilst eating a pan au chocolat. Given that I'd fallen into a habit of getting a bacon sandwich from Gregg's for breakfast recently it almost feels like a healthier choice. I'm sick of being a fat cunt. Got to do something about it when we get back from holiday. |
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Post by khanivor on Jul 31, 2022 17:08:23 GMT
Best way to lose weight fast is a drug addiction. Crack and meth are your best options
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Post by Nemesis on Jul 31, 2022 17:53:47 GMT
It's so moreish
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jul 31, 2022 19:09:09 GMT
Best way to lose weight fast is a drug addiction. Crack and meth are your best options Unfortunately I tried booze as a drug and that's no help at all. Though I have cut down quite a lot, only drank two nights last week, also managed to stop eating bacon everyday and have been going into the office, so 30 minutes cycling a day as opposed to sitting around, so it's in the right direction more or less.
Do sometimes ponder what the point of trying is, but I'd just loathe myself more if I actually got fat, so that's a reason enough I guess.
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Post by khanivor on Jul 31, 2022 20:00:14 GMT
Yeah, you gotta go for the appetite killers which also have zero calorie or fat content
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Post by Danno on Jul 31, 2022 20:17:34 GMT
And send your metabolism to hyperspace
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jul 31, 2022 20:19:17 GMT
Right then, guess I'll see if I score some cheap speed.
Do they sell it in M&S?
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Post by dfunked on Jul 31, 2022 20:32:18 GMT
Go past the food section and into the men's underwear section, then take a left out of the fire doors and there should be someone waiting for you in the alley.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jul 31, 2022 20:36:17 GMT
This isn't just amphetamine, this is M&thSamphetamine.
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Post by minimatt on Jul 31, 2022 20:42:16 GMT
Enough speed will fuck up your teeth which really limits future pie consumption, so no more yo-yo diets, just slimfast smoothies and 28" jeans for the rest of your life
edit: important addendum - all this could be yours, for the low low price of frightening small children every time you smile
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Post by Sarfrin on Jul 31, 2022 20:43:11 GMT
Enough speed will fuck up your teeth which really limits future pie consumption, so no more yo-yo diets, just slimfast smoothies and 28" jeans for the rest of your short life |
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