dogbot
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Post by dogbot on May 24, 2023 14:57:36 GMT
Our lass is very quiet and studious and does well at school.
Takes after her mother, obviously.
Probably for the best.
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Post by RumMonkey on May 24, 2023 15:31:06 GMT
The hammocks are out, bbq all set of for steaks and chimichurri made with chilli's and herbs grown by us. The miserable winter is a distant memory already.
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on May 24, 2023 16:03:26 GMT
Just putting the washing out.
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Post by dfunked on May 24, 2023 16:07:53 GMT
Haha, my mind instantly went to the steak in the fridge. Got up and looked out the window and both neighbours have washing out.
Bollocks! Smokey kitchen it is.
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Post by RumMonkey on May 24, 2023 16:21:20 GMT
I have DIY cunts next to me on both sides so I don't feel bad making their washing stink of smoke.
They were both doing DIY from 8 in the morning until 9 in the evening last weekend.
Planning on smoking a brisket this weekend as revenge.
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Post by Dougs on May 24, 2023 17:33:20 GMT
See, if you had a nice simple gas BBQ, you might not cause all out war with your neighbours.
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Post by RumMonkey on May 24, 2023 17:53:29 GMT
But I wouldn't have their respect despite being a cunt to them.
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Post by Dougs on May 24, 2023 18:26:05 GMT
Now now.
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Post by Dougs on May 24, 2023 18:26:50 GMT
Besides. Didn't you mum tell you to respect your elders etc?
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Post by Vortex on May 24, 2023 18:55:13 GMT
See, if you had a nice simple gas BBQ So much wrong in the post I don't know where to start!
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Post by Dougs on May 24, 2023 21:45:05 GMT
Don't knock it till you've tried it imo.
(Short answer is I'd love to get into all that but fucked if I have the time. I have enough obsessions as it is!).
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Post by Danno on May 24, 2023 21:52:50 GMT
You don't have enough obsessions if you're not obsessing about obsessing about more obsessions.
You should get a proper grill instead of being a redneck gas grill peasant
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Post by Dougs on May 24, 2023 21:54:17 GMT
Ye haw!
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Post by RumMonkey on May 24, 2023 22:14:10 GMT
It definitely does become an obsession, I'll be regularly checking the weather all summer just so I can plan BBQ's.
Plus all the accessories to go with it. Getting an electric rotisserie attachment for it this summer.
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Post by Danno on May 24, 2023 22:16:07 GMT
Beware any Rum neighbours with chickens
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Post by Blue_Mike on May 24, 2023 22:26:23 GMT
You don't have enough obsessions if you're not obsessing about obsessing about more obsessions. You should get a proper grill instead of being a redneck gas grill peasant
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Post by Danno on May 24, 2023 22:34:37 GMT
Yep. Propane and propane accessories are sold by cunts that don't know what they're talking about.
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Post by Dougs on May 25, 2023 7:03:02 GMT
Good job I use butane innit.
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Post by LegendaryApe on May 25, 2023 7:18:06 GMT
Leave my Dougs alone. He's small and vulnerable but still can cook meat outdoors.
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dogbot
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Post by dogbot on May 25, 2023 7:35:46 GMT
Good job I use butane innit. Let me see your hands up if you do the same Caught the plug and we bolt like Usain More money, more power, more butane Burn the - down, down
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Post by Danno on May 25, 2023 8:44:44 GMT
Wasn't a jab at you Douglett
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Post by Dougs on May 25, 2023 9:48:36 GMT
I did have to use my best DIY skills to change the regulator though.
I do want a souvla as an addition too.
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Post by geefe on May 26, 2023 15:15:34 GMT
Good job I use butane innit. My dad says butane's a bastard gas
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Post by Blue_Mike on May 27, 2023 23:24:29 GMT
I have just now realised that Garth Marenghi was in the first episode of Friday Night Dinner.
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Post by Ulythium on Jun 3, 2023 14:35:01 GMT
I'm going to go ahead and proclaim this to be A Good Day, for the following reasons:
1) Spooky's back (self-explanatory) 2) Free coffee (courtesy of a completed loyalty card) 3) I don't need a third reason, 'cause the first two were so great.
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Post by wunty on Jun 9, 2023 12:20:56 GMT
Bike repair shop just called to say my bike was ready. Was quoted initially £300 for the work. He's now saying it's £213 and they also have a government grant that takes an additional £50 off it.
So all in it's just over half of what I was quoted at first.
Piss on my tits that's good news.
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Post by A46Matt on Jun 9, 2023 12:57:10 GMT
Piss on my tits that's good news. You can probably pay someone to do that with the money you’ve saved.
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Post by Vortex on Jun 9, 2023 12:58:57 GMT
Aye, Donald Trump has some contact numbers I believe.
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Post by wunty on Jun 9, 2023 13:01:04 GMT
If I cycle fast enough I can do it myself
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Post by Vortex on Jun 9, 2023 13:02:33 GMT
Wunty is the first cyclist thankful for a headwind in the entire history of cycling!
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