sport✅
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I want to claim my tits
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Post by sport✅ on Aug 24, 2021 10:50:51 GMT
You promised me that ticket user Ryan. I've already fuckin waxed and everything. She can't make it! Bru, lube up, you are back in. Sorry bru, I can't make it, You see I met this girl who's into motorbikes but this psycho is trying to court her and drag her to isolated camping spots. So I just "Luv, let me take you for a lekker spa day instead" and she jumped at the chance.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 24, 2021 11:46:38 GMT
Never have a go on another guy's Biltong after he's had a bite
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Garfy
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Post by Garfy on Sept 1, 2021 10:45:32 GMT
The forum is dead, long live the forum!
Here is my last post from the EG Match thread, beginning afresh in the new world:>
>A final coda to my tale, a fitting end for this thread with its last moments approaching. > >I am sat right now quite contentedly with my friend of 4 years who I met on okcupid asleep curled up to me. > >We became fast friends back then and although we never met up in person we were chatting usually every day. > >Things took a turn when she introduced me to her friend and I ended up in a 2 year relationship with a narcissist who lied about everything to both of us. > >But 2 years on from that drama llama (see earlier in the thread) and my best friend and I finally met yesterday. And things went well! > >Twice. > >So I leave the forum looking forward to a hope filled future and bid eurogamer farewell.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 1, 2021 10:47:13 GMT
Jokes aside, very pleased for you man.
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Post by Lionheart on Sept 1, 2021 20:04:32 GMT
Nice one Garfy, life has a funny way of getting us to the right place sometimes.
I have just joined Bumble after 5 years out of the online dating game. Feels a bit like swiping into the endless void but seems to be a lot more higher quality women, certainly compared to when I used to be on POF back in the day. No expectations and at least age has brought some confidence along with the crow’s feet, so I have a much more relaxed attitude.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 1, 2021 20:31:40 GMT
I guess it's also time to make my single life less pathetic too. I guess.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Sept 1, 2021 20:36:46 GMT
I guess it's also time to make my single life less pathetic too. I guess. You're getting a fleshlight?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 1, 2021 20:43:11 GMT
I guess it's also time to make my single life less pathetic too. I guess. You're getting a fleshlight? No, no I'm actually going to try and convince a real life human female to possibly entertain the idea of me being boyfriend material. Just need to find that mythical individual.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Sept 1, 2021 21:20:31 GMT
You're getting a fleshlight? No, no I'm actually going to try and convince a real life human female to possibly entertain the idea of me being boyfriend material. Just need to find that mythical individual. And then she'll buy you a Fleshlight?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 1, 2021 21:33:30 GMT
That's what I'm working with. Fingers crossed.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Sept 1, 2021 21:38:42 GMT
Good luck Jambo. I'm sure you can find a rich Andorran babe to talc your balls for you.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 1, 2021 21:42:13 GMT
Good luck Jambo. I'm sure you can find a rich Andorran babe to talc your balls for you. BALL. Get it right. I'm working with a singular here.
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Post by puddleduck on Sept 1, 2021 21:57:12 GMT
So should be easier to talc? Good start 😎
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2021 21:59:35 GMT
Depends on the size of it, and the amount of wrinkles.
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Post by puddleduck on Sept 1, 2021 22:07:19 GMT
Is a fair assumption not that if Jambo had two it might be similar to its brother? I suppose to be clear I'm saying if he has one then that should be easier than if he had 2? This is different to it being easier than anyone else's balls. It might be like a fully grown bulldogs head for all I know. But one Bulldogs head to talc has to be easier than two?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 1, 2021 23:32:10 GMT
🤔
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Sept 1, 2021 23:51:00 GMT
Jambo had to have one of his balls removed otherwise the flight to Andorra would've been too heavy to take off?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 2, 2021 0:07:03 GMT
Bingo. My testicular cancer was definitely me preempting the plane carry weight.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Sept 2, 2021 1:30:44 GMT
Sorry Jambo. I didn't mean to make light of your testicular cancer. Or air safety for that matter.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2021 9:22:29 GMT
Sorry Jambo. I didn't mean to make light of your testicular cancer. Same. Bit too glib and insensitive sometimes. Sorry Jambo.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 2, 2021 9:27:13 GMT
You just can't joke about air safety, guys. Some things are just off limits.
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Post by Triarii on Sept 10, 2021 16:15:03 GMT
After promising myself that I wouldn't try dating again until 2022, I cracked and installed a plethora of dating apps last Thursday (while waiting for a respawn in Apex Legends) in the hope of finding "something casual". Tinder is still an awful place & I am already bored of trying to think up interesting openers only to get ignored. But I did get two dates setup for this weekend, one from Bumble & one from Hinge. Bumble has postponed due to a death in the family & I'm not sure Hinge really speaks English (she's Chinese).
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Goban
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Post by Goban on Sept 12, 2021 3:34:07 GMT
Fuck I hate online dating! Met someone a few months back, she's lovely...but complicated. I'm not sure I can continue things, but I really don't want to go back to the dating thing.
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Post by Dougs on Sept 12, 2021 6:57:25 GMT
You have to weigh up if the complexities can be worked through. Don't settle though, that way lies misery, eventually.
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Goban
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Post by Goban on Sept 12, 2021 8:35:17 GMT
Yeah, I know what I have to do. She's very keen and I know it's going to be difficult.
I'm bracing myself for re-entering the online dating swamp.
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Post by quadfather on Sept 12, 2021 11:57:16 GMT
I concur.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 12, 2021 12:06:51 GMT
I concurrently have four dildos in myself.
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Post by quadfather on Sept 12, 2021 15:22:09 GMT
That's not strictly true
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Goban
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Post by Goban on Sept 14, 2021 12:45:23 GMT
Well that's me officially single again. Thought I might lay off dating for a while, but fuck it I'm paying these bastards money!
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Post by retro74 on Sept 14, 2021 12:59:02 GMT
Well that's me officially single again. Thought I might lay off dating for a while, but fuck it I'm paying these bastards money! I hope the complicated one is ok and you've not broken her heart! Get back in the swamp, you know you want to (not that I live vicariously through the dating tales of EG-FG or anything)
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