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Post by wunty on Jan 11, 2023 12:12:42 GMT
Depends if your erection is smiling.
I suppose they all are really.
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Post by wunty on Jan 11, 2023 12:13:39 GMT
If you've just joined us, please do not adjust your set.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 11, 2023 12:15:18 GMT
I used pictures with an erection. Am I doing it wrong? Did you draw a smiley face on it? Maybe put a centre parting on it? A little collar and tie, perhaps?
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Post by wunty on Jan 11, 2023 12:30:41 GMT
Careful not to put the tie on too tight mind. Don't want to choke the wee guy.
No wait. You DO want to choke him. Sometimes.
I don't know.
Wanking.
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Post by quadfather on Jan 11, 2023 12:44:21 GMT
I see.
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Post by retro74 on Jan 11, 2023 12:51:35 GMT
It always comes back to wanking….always
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Post by RumMonkey on Jan 11, 2023 13:07:52 GMT
Sadly. The thread peaked at the Muslim wedding.
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Post by Kay on Jan 11, 2023 13:12:47 GMT
I know it's probably a bit too boring for this thread, but I'm currently living with someone I met through Hinge in summer 2021. Things are going really well. That is all.
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Post by cubby on Jan 11, 2023 13:17:07 GMT
Have you thought about rocking the ship for the entertainment of some middle aged long haired dudes on the Internet?
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Post by wunty on Jan 11, 2023 13:30:53 GMT
It always comes back to wanking….always Someone has to do it. It’s a burden but if it falls down to me then so be it.
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Post by geefe on Jan 11, 2023 13:32:35 GMT
Ffs lads I just had to pass of my chuckling in a meeting for coughing.
But I agree with Cubby et al - this is not the thread for happiness. Tis the thread for insanity.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 11, 2023 14:02:33 GMT
Ffs lads I just had to pass of my chuckling in a meeting for coughing. But I agree with Cubby et al - this is not the thread for happiness. Tis the thread for insanity. Hopefully I can provide some of that for you this year. I'm working on things..
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2023 14:26:15 GMT
I'll only be too happy to pass the baton, user JamboWayOh
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 11, 2023 14:30:18 GMT
I'll only be too happy to pass the baton, user JamboWayOh I haven't yet thought about converting to a religion to get laid, but if I can get a gold certificate out of it I might be swayed.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2023 14:32:30 GMT
If you do go down that path, make sure the certificate is embossed in gold leaf.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jan 11, 2023 14:37:02 GMT
I'll only be too happy to pass the baton, user JamboWayOh Make sure the baton isn't a colon snake in disguise, user Jambo
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Post by wunty on Jan 11, 2023 14:37:46 GMT
If it smells of meat, then do NOT take it inside your house.
Or body.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2023 14:40:35 GMT
If it smells of meat, then do NOT take it inside your house. Or body. Evergreen advice.
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Post by mrharvest on Jan 11, 2023 15:19:05 GMT
I know it's probably a bit too boring for this thread, but I'm currently living with someone I met through Hinge in summer 2021. Things are going really well. That is all. Same. But it might be the end. She's very seriously considering moving to Nebraska and I'm really, really not considering moving anywhere in the US.
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Post by puddleduck on Jan 11, 2023 18:26:27 GMT
If it smells of meat, then do NOT take it inside your house. Or body. You're not my real Dad!
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jan 11, 2023 18:43:16 GMT
I know it's probably a bit too boring for this thread, but I'm currently living with someone I met through Hinge in summer 2021. Things are going really well. That is all. Same. But it might be the end. She's very seriously considering moving to Nebraska and I'm really, really not considering moving anywhere in the US. That's tough. I hope it works out for the best
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2023 19:16:57 GMT
Nebraska?
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Post by Vortex on Jan 11, 2023 22:05:38 GMT
No, she went of her own accord.
No, wait, that's not quite right...
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Post by Lizard on Jan 11, 2023 22:09:05 GMT
Yeah, he didn't like the Nebranswer.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jan 11, 2023 22:14:28 GMT
Nebraska?
I barely know her
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Post by Kay on Jan 11, 2023 22:19:36 GMT
Have you thought about rocking the ship for the entertainment of some middle aged long haired dudes on the Internet? I could try, but tbh my best efforts to do so thus far have been in vain. Nothing seems to deter her!
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Post by cubby on Jan 11, 2023 22:20:39 GMT
Have you suggested swinging?
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Post by Kay on Jan 11, 2023 22:34:05 GMT
I did, and she's actually up for it! That's when I knew she was a keeper.
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Post by cubby on Jan 11, 2023 22:40:23 GMT
Hmm, she sounds like she's going to be tricky for us.
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Post by geefe on Jan 11, 2023 22:58:06 GMT
Maybe find out something she really believes in and vehemently disagree with it
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